Quotes and opinions from a Aurelia newspaper humor page
A collection of wry sayings and captions on money war and politics aimed at readers in Aurelia Iowa. It lampoons economic priorities diplomatic talk and aging wealth while poking fun at Washington and Uncle Sam.
Vegetable Leather From Japanese Plant Named Mit Sumata
A Japanese plant, the mit sumata, yields an inner bark processed into a vegetable leather. The material becomes as tough as kid, yet as translucent as calfskin, preserving pliability.
Bank Promises Personal Helpful Service to All
A bank states it guards customers interests zealously and pledges real personal helpful service to every client. It emphasizes aiding financial and business problems with sincere dedication.
Woman's Club Opens Season Sets Projects and Federation Move
The Woman's club met September 9 at the K of P hall with thirty members. They voted to buy and own a dozen volumes of Parliamentary Law, form a town beautification committee, and unite with the Iowa Federation of Woman's Clubs to broaden activities. A brief program followed with solos, a reading, and a paper on The Modern Woman presented by Mrs Alice Scott.
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Woman’s Club
K. of P. Hall
Claan
Carrie Whinery
Illinois Central Depot
Iowa Federation of Woman’s Clubs
Mabel Leonard
Bertha Boatman
Return Library Books Time Overdue Promptly
A list of overdue library titles is circulated with fines of five cents per week. Readable fragments include Bleazed Trail Sky Pilot in No Man's Land Country Life Reader Good Luck Rose In Bloom A Son of the Middle Border Boys Scouts In the Air In Belgium Ruth Fielding and the Gypsies Alice in Wonderland Macbeth and a joke about gasoline fumes.
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Sky Pilot
No Man’a Land
Country Life Reader
Boy Scouta
Belgium
Ruth Fielding
The final catastrophe of a man in a courtroom crowd
A distressed man in a packing building endures a public judgment as a crowd watches. He struggles to respond to a stern office figure, then recalls his lost life and the moment he will speak to his bride. The passage blends this scene with a generic technical note on wood fiber and tannin content.
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London
Huberty
Lke
Wood That Will Not Rot from Mangove Tree
The mangove tree wood from French Guiana is being tested in France by the railway service. Samples resisted decay under all known processes, suggesting rot-proof qualities. The grain is so closed that decay attempts have been ineffective.
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French Guiana
France
Three Temples of Jerusalem and Their Builders
The article recounts the sequence of temples on the same Jerusalem site. Solomon built the first temple, destroyed around 586 B C by Nebuchadnezzar. The second temple was erected after the exile circa 537 B C and later damaged by Antiochus Epiphanes Pompey and Herod. Herod began the grand third temple, destroyed in A D 70. efforts to restore the first and third temple continue amid scholarly disagreement on architectural details.
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Jerusalem
Solomon
Zerubbitabel
Herod
Nebuchadnegzar
Antiochus Epiphanes
Pompey
Herod the Great
Old Law Reset
A brief note from a vintage column titled Old Law Reset discussing changes in legal standards and how they affect daily life. The piece reflects periodic updates in governance and the practical impacts on households and communities.
No Time to Waste Jack Molly Dear Knocking At The Gate
A collage of dialogue and jokes features Jack and Molly debating love notes and a witty exchange about appearances. Vera discusses judging a gentleman by his get up while a dream speech advocates unity. The piece ends with a quip about a concise husband.
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Aleo
Jack
Molly
London
Vera
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