Witty Quips on Jobs, Wives, and Church Carpets
A set of humorous aphorisms about gender roles and domestic life. It quips that men dictate to typewriters but rarely to wives while noting widows as desirable second-hand articles. It adds a joke about pulling the banghole plug and women wearing out church carpets.
Engraved Rings and Tin Battleships Spark Boil over News
The piece scorns sensational claims about battleships made of tin and calls out Congress for ignorance of the war’s end. It questions a local inventor’s automobile fuel idea and mocks a six o clock dinner with school teachers hosted by the Alta school board, noting wives’ absence.
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Congress
The
Sentinel
Alta Advertiser
Alta
Mitchell
Storm Lake Pilot-Tribune
School Board Paving Way for Members Says Advocate
A spokesman states the motive is not self interest but paving the way for school board members. The remark emphasizes teamwork and local governance.
Womans Club Notes Christmas and Civic Program
The Civic Improvement Department of the Womens Club met at Federated church on Friday afternoon December 9. Miss Clara Lockin arranged a two part program with Christmas themes and civic topics. Readings and papers covered church community benefits and library and school roles.
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Civic Improvement Department
The
Womens’ Club
Federated Church
Clara Lockin
Mesdames
Ray Green
Geo. Wharton
Coraline Lockin
Gertrude Kiernan
Brosius
A. J. Whinery
Ida Rohlf
Ruth Paulson
Ruth Kolpin
Harriet Sage
Army air service tests new rear fuselage parachute
Army air service experiments with a parachute carried at the rear of the fuselage and connected to the plane by special equipment. If the pilot must leave the aircraft in midair he pulls a lever and detaches a section of the rear fuselage to deploy the parachute.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Army Air Service
Gig
Local Items and Holiday Preparations in Carlberg Area
Community notes describe Christmas gifts in Carlberg Bros windows and a Lutefish shipment arriving around December 16. West Cherokee visitors include Mr and Mrs W H Fishman and children, Leslie and Roy Leonard, Henry Hahn and son, and N Nordine. Local families host at Anton Swanson home and Lewis store offers abundant trees candies nuts and fruits with promotional prices. The Versatile Four performed for lyceum, Knights of Pythias members visited Battle Creek, and George Lamm and wife returned from Sioux City after an operation.
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Carlberg Bros
W. H. Fishman
Cherokee
Leslie
Roy Leonard
Darby & Wagataff
Henry Hahn
N. Nordine
Anton Swanson
Lewis
Geo. Lamm
Sioux City
Lyceum
Little Johnny’s Fears During Christmas Night
The speaker recalls a past Christmas where fear and caution ruled as a child hid in a chimney to reach a stocking. With Santy nearby, breath held and steps taken carefully, now they worry that Johnny may be lost or unable to return home. The mood shifts from nostalgic danger to concern for the child’s safety inside a cramped, precarious living space.
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Bradley
Boston
Paul Jones
Aurelia, Iowa
Aurelia Sentinel E. C
ProrerEror
Aurelia
Lows
Mexico
Henry Pord
Webster City
Neck of the Woods
M. E. Church
Raymond B. Tolbert
Womans Club
J. Arends
J. C. Lockin
New ’Chute
Chas, Ehrhardt
Poland
China
John
Booth
White Plymouth “Rock Cockerels
Mia, F. D
Waddell
Ray Jones
Knights of Pythias
Battle Creek
L. E. Christensen
E. J. Kohlhagen
H.K. Leonard
Morris Christensen
L. P. Nelson
Wade Brown
A. A. Rapp
Ed Pierce
Fayette Bailey
Little Johnny
Santy
Atockin
Santa Claus
Vis