Dont Worry Club Ad Promises Free Membership and Savings
The Dont Worry Club offers unlimited free membership with no fees and a shop called Club House open 7 am to 8 pm. It touts clothing bargains including all wool Spring Suits from 12.50 to 42.50 and Sarge suits 8.00 to 12.50, promising proper fit and avoidance of ill fitting clothes.
A Persian Story of a Poet and a Rich Patron
A Persian tale recalls a poet who praised a great man and sought corn for his praise. The rich patron offered no cash but promised grain, provoking the poet to leave his home and return the next day. The patron called the poet a fool, denying payment, and the pair parted in shame. Also noted are anecdotes about Chamberlain's act and liver tablets, and a tuxedo tale involving Benjami Constant in Fez.
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Flo
Chamberlain
Nick Doulrise
Politient Paetyem
Eubog
Tings
Chetrmman
Orkginsl
Charman
Is. W. Maddix
Hvanston
Lod
Ad Firebaugh
Contested county office election sparks baseball player debate
Delegates clash over whether a baseball player should hold the county’s top post amid a heated pageant. A chairing exchange raises questions about qualifications as the crowd recalls a polemic candidate with a vivid portrait in a literary weekly.
Evil Roads Hurt Trade and Farm Life Across the Nation
An essay decries bad country roads as an economic and social evil hindering farmers and industry. It argues roads raise transport costs, shorten horse life, and reduce profits, urging macadam and better construction as essential. It cites varied regional costs, from New Jersey to Michigan, and compares international travel costs to emphasize the burden of poor roads.
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Witholt
Ms Hfe
United States
Losa
Hinota
Qaferd
Gray E Mertz Improves After Stroke In Omaba Visit
Local notes report Gray E Mertz recovering from a paralytic stroke and moving to a larger room for better air. Several neighbors and relatives are mentioned in updates across Audubon Manning and surrounding areas, including visitors to Mrs. Yager and Mrs. Sands, cattle shipments to Omaha, and community events like a Manning picnic and log rolling.
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Alies Sumiphrey
Yise Iting
5.C. Randles
Groteluschen & Forsbeck
Emma Petersen
Omaha
Ham Buckner
T. B. Creveling
Fiacus
Geo. Somers
Mrs. Lacy
Sharon
Township
Mrs. Wulf
Gray
Stuart
Geo. Gray
Audubon
Harlan
Fort Dodge
Wee. Gray
John Liken
Will Blakely
Night Was Her Terror Cured By New Discovery
Mrs Chas Applegate of Alexanderia Indiana recounts nearly nightly coughing and sleepless nights until Dr King s New Discovery cured her. She gained 58 pounds after using three one dollar bottles. The firm guarantees relief for coughs colds la grippe bronchitis and throat and lung troubles. Trial bottles free at Nick Dofing Co s drug store.
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Chas. Applegate
Alexanderia
Ind
Dr. King
Nick Dofing & Co
Encore Absence Shocks Stage Crowd in Town
In a sail town performer Brignoll lauds past applause yet the crowd gives none. He storms the wings and insults the encore as his band pleads. Barba argues the people could not appreciate his singing while the artist laments the silence.
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Brignoll
Wrignoll
Maler
Sone Sail
I. Serengle
Ummend
Cam
Wong
Barba
Jeri Sali
Hettor Arimidl
Roarte
Bartasoleta
Trentog
How Mussels Move Slow Creatures Learn to Traverse Bed
A naturalist explains that mussels move by partially extending their bodies from the shell and using their mass to push along the bottom. They slide through sand much like land snakes, leaving twin impressions where the shell edges touch the ground.
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Iewels
Snaffereus Good Humor in Bavarian Snuff Habits
German authorities report snuff use in the Bavarian forest district at about a half pound per man daily mixed with glue to improve habit. Violent acts and knife attacks are common in the area. Prison officials once deprived inmates of snuff, observing improved tractability and reduced perceived cruelty after extended abstinence.
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Snaffereus
Bavarian Forest
Krolind
Immortality of Jokes and a Mayhem of Frayed Beliefs
A satirical riff argues jokes never die and persist through time. It notes even frail humor endures, sometimes resting in temporary oblivion after overwork, then resurfaces with renewed vigor and a fresh appearance, a nod to a bygone era of wit and revival.
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Joleen
Potties Down the Piekie and Other Tiny Tales
A fragmented satirical collage presents mock dialogues and cartoon captions. It features garbled exchanges about a pie piekbe and a piekie, a horse scene leading to a crash, a mechanical catanteoute joke, and a quip about a child’s intellect. It reflects a period humor style with exaggerated captions and inserted illustrations.
Dialogue on supper attendance and medical prescriptions
It DmLttm remarks on absence at last night’s supper. Louth apologizes and says attendance would have helped the doctor. The doctor replies that he has already prescribed for three participants, noting the supper’s impact.
Local Notes and Market Prices From Audubon Area
Albert Fest of Gray visits family and notes harvest activity while Shingledecker and others report crop prospects. Grain prices listed. visitors, church events, and social activities across Audubon and nearby towns are documented including a funeral for Mrs Sorensen. Obituary messages and a local medicine ad conclude the item.
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Audubon
Eden Valley
Hamlin
Ike Stuart
South Dakota
Sorensen
F. M. Leet
General Custer Orders Band to March Despite Missing Mouthpieces
A fragmented tale recalls General Custer insisting on a military band routine at 5 PM and later in the evening, even after troops reported their mouthpieces were lost. He allowed shovels to repair roads and directed workers to address affected south plains while the band played shortly after.
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Custer
Theowsh the Crackin encountered on tour
Fragmentary report describes a scene with Edward fevitus and two Scotsmen in dispute during a preaching tour. The dialogue includes mockery of a cracked man and a reference to a local audience, with uncertain names and phrases.
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Edward Fevitus
Scotto
Wills
Almoahter
Eric
Fragmented page shows a child’s inquiry and animal sounds
A damaged OCR snippet depicts a child named Elsie asking about a mutte animal and a father figure responding with stilted phrases and playful sounds. The text fragments suggest a domestic scene with uncertain dialogue and misread names.
Donkey for Sale Mistyped Ad Sparks Laughs
A fragmented clipping shows a city newspaper spoof where a man advertising a donkey miscommunicates, prompting jokes about four legs and weight. The note references exchanges in a chaotic, humorous marketplace scene from the Boson Journal and Philadelphia Press.
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Berhad
Bosson Journal
Love and the decline of noble passion in prose
A philosophical musing contrasts true love with crass baseness. The author laments that when a man abandons love he loses hope for higher or reverent ideals, while Jove remains good and unspotted by vulgarity.
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Pusha
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N'York
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Ross
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Max Ehlert
Coon Rapids
John Wagner
Clem McCuen
Sanda
Dr. Hubert
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Mrs. Govine
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Shi Te
Toss Hielger
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Red Rules
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Nick Dofling Co
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