Democratic Platform Exposed by Washington Post Parody
A long reproduction of a Democratic platform as seen in a Washington Post parody outlines calls for leadership changes, criticism of the Hoover era, and endorsements of Jacksonian and Jeffersonian ideals. The piece weaves in remarks from figures including Gov. Smith and John W. Davis, attributing varied stances on unemployment relief, federal aid, tariffs, and public works.
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Democratic Party
Chicago
Hickory
Washington Post
Democratic Party of the
United States
Saint Jackson
Democratic National Committee
Peerles
Wilfinny J. Bryan
Bartle
Republican Party
Gov. Smith
Providence
John W. Davis
Smith
Tomw AY
Jefferson
Fuckson
Pr Nt
Washington
Jackson
James M. Cox
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Amd Citive
Govermmient
Cantiddate
W. Davis
Union
Hoover
Gow Smith
Jess
Guv. Smith
John Pyramid
Davie
Congress
Representative Rainey
Démocratic House
House
St. Jackson
Myr. Rainey
Mmbhodiad
Asile
Oddball European Names and Hemingway Seaside Move
The fragmentary text mentions a Paris studio Spaniard mistaken for Daniel Froman, and notes Ernest Hemingway buying a seaside home at Key West Florida as his winter retreat. It references figures like Otto Kahn, Cyrus H. Gurtis, and Ten Gel, plus a political jab about the Democratic Party and its candidates.
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Turmey
Waildorf
Orénters
Alethough
Paris
Daniel Froman
Sert
Alfonso
Count Michael Angelol
Ernest Hemingway
Key West
Plagida
Hemingway
Thaw Out the Springs of Industry With Advertising
A 1932 George Matthew Adams Service piece argues that America’s vast water springs mimic frozen industry. It urges universal advertising to thaw “the springs” and keep commerce flowing, noting workers cry for relief while weather and wealth remain freely accessible.
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D. N. Raynor
Port Jargis
Union -Ganotte
United States
Mississippi River
Hvent
Montana
Wyoming
Colorado
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Pfu
Olive
George Matthew Adams
Mr Cote at Home and Washington Respect Cited
A long time admirer notes Mr. Cote’s steady work despite critics. Cutlay Rapids Gazette remarks Cole’s public role lacks flamboyance yet earns high respect, with Washington tests confirming ability but local recognition uneven.
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Cote
Cutlay Rapids
Cole
Washington
Rippling Rhymes by Walt Mason excerpts
A fragment from Walt Mason's Rippling Rhymes notes weather as a source of solace amid hard times. It reflects on supplies, comfort, and resilience through rustic imagery and brief verses.
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Walt Mason
Daily Knowledge Test Puzzle From Historic Page
The page shows a self test titled Daily Knowledge Test asking readers to try ten questions. It references a page seven for answers and includes queries about a president salute, Batavia location, the Iron Chancellor, Saint An draws patron, rural antonym, human bones count, Kahin Hoot creator, Duke of Wellington nickname, and McKinley’s assassin.
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United Bluteau
New York
Batavia
St. Andraw
Kahin Hoot
Duke of Wellington
President McKinley
Modern puzzles and oddities in a whispered yard tale
Albert Wiggam recounts a 10 year old boy asking how to slow a horse, a family dinner blessing is recited loudly by a daughter, and other scattered snippets show playful domestic humor. The text reads like humorous vignettes from a bygone era with quirky phrasing and clipped dialogue.
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Albert
Edward Wiggam
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Stivers
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Otto Kahn
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Will Lengel
Miami
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Roman
Ed Howe
Cyrus Gurtls
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