Want Ads Free In Daily or Weekly News This Friday
The newspaper urges subscribers to submit want ads for free on Friday November 18, requesting ads be 25 words or fewer and delivered to the News office by 2 PM. Ads cover buy sell exchange farm rent employment and more with one free insertion then a penny per word for subsequent insertions. A final joke exchange item notes a student sent to reform school.
Better Left Unsaid Caller
A clipped exchange from London Tit-Bits notes a cheerful, bantering remark after a motor accident. The caller expresses sympathy, while the respondent downplays harm, joking about surviving many more incidents.
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London
Apt Pupil Captain Jones Lecture on Soldier Demeanor
In a London Pick-Me-Up snippet a captain instructs recruits to ignore insults in public houses and withdraw quietly. He tests comprehension by asking Private Jenkins what to do if a civilian seeks a quarrel at a tavern. The drill emphasizes restraint and decorum.
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Captain Jones
London
A Drink of Water And Its Effect On Pulse Rate
A historical note explains that sipping a glass of cold water can briefly raise the pulse more than wine or spirits. The piece suggests cold water may curb an inclination to overuse alcohol by its stimulating sipping action and could aid reform efforts.
Restaurant Joke About Frog Legs and Rheumatism
A young man rushes into a restaurant and asks if they have frog legs. The waitress, shuffling, retorts that rheumatism slows her walk, provoking a brief humorous exchange from Judge's Library.
The Professor And How Phocion Evaded Duty
The Cleveland Plain Dealer notes a question about Phocion and his failure to meet obligations. A freshman objects to speaking ill of the dead, reflecting on duty and remembrance in a measured, reflective tone.
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Phocion
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Goodness Nose Handkerchiefs Priced Too High
A shop clerk quotes 7.50 each for handkerchiefs and a customer protests that price is excessive, labeling the expense as too costly to spend. The remark reflects a humorous local observation from Judge's Library era.
A Brooklyn Civil Engineer’s Bowery House Hurdle
In the 1840s Brooklyn couple Mr and Mrs Smith seek a modest New York home near ferries and trains. Mrs Smith recoils at Bowery stigma but the husband overcomes obstacles, moving them into a Bowery house by changing street signs from Bowery to Fourth Avenue, as neighbors and aldermen approve.
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Brooklyn
Bowery
Whitch
A Curious Spanish Custom Recalls Ellen Slayden Dinner Anecdote
Ellen Maury Slayden recounts in Century magazine a Spanish household habit of guests watching hosts eat. She notes the habit felt inhospitable as guests inhaled cigarette smoke, with one lively youth oddly chewing ham in a pantomime style.
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Ellen Maury
Shortening of the Day and Earth’s Spin Slowdown
The tides act as a brake on Earth's rotation lengthening the day. Though the effect is tiny, estimates using engineering formulas by W. D. MacMillan suggest the day length increases by about one second every 460,000 years.
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W. D. MacMillan
Lunching on self serve or waiter service joke
The St. Louis Post Dispatch quotes a playful exchange about dining: one person notes self service while the other prefers waiter service, highlighting a light contrast in lunching styles. The brief quip reflects casual restaurant humor from the era.
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St. Louis Post- Dispatch
A Good Guesser on the Turf
A London Telegraph note hints Aubrey asking for a five from Plantagenet while suggesting the man with keen guessing ability could win a fortune betting on the turf.
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Aubrey
Plantagenet
London Telegraph
Remedy Promises Restoration With Bitters Claims
An advertisement features testimonials about malaria and stomach maladies from Jas Aston and Martin Ryan praising a medicinal remedy. It claims the product purifies blood, tones nerves, and imparts vigor, with a money back guarantee if it fails, and directs readers to buy at all dealers.
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Cas c. Kiestler
Pictures Framed and Checker Boards Made at 704 Laurel
Advert tells readers at 704 Laurel Street offers framed pictures and checker boards, with a product named ManZan Pile said to bring relief. Price 50 cents. Sold by W. Z. Palmer & Co. Drug Store.
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Laurel Street
W. Z. Palmer & Co
Pineules for the Kidneys advertised relief and tonic claim
To those afflicted with kidney and bladder trouble backache rheumatism Pineules for the Kidneys brings relief in the first dose. Hundreds testify to remarkable healing and tonic properties. 30 days trial $1.00. They purify the blood. Sold by W Te Palmer & Co Ore Store.
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Palmer & Co
Ore
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