Rather Fishy Banquet Quips and Far-Flung Ads
An assortment of quotes, odd lines, and antique ad blurbs mix as a banquet scene unfolds in New York. Richard Croker denounces a movement as flaky. A father confronts a young girl over a cryptic letter while astronomy lessons are joked about. Also, old ads tout Murine eye remedy and Iceland geysers.
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Richard Croker
New York
Om Brown
Tom
Earnest Man Defies All Resistances
Fragmentary quotation extols the power of steadfastness. It ponders how a man daringly presses through adversity, likening effort to plants breaking soil and a wedge or catapult that cannot be stopped. The source text is garbled and presents a single, vivid metaphor about unwavering resolve.
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Thoreau
Napoleon
Missouri
Missouri Pacific
Boonville
France
Waterloo
Wellington
Hood's Sarsaparilla testimonial from Mrs Marion Bruce
Cumberland Me resident Mrs Marion Bruce credits Hood's Sarsaparilla with restoring her strength and appetite after a winter illness. She praises the tonic as the best blood medicine and notes recovery allowed her to resume housework and end constant fatigue. The ad promotes Hood's Sarsaparilla in tablet form as Sarsatuba.
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Marion Bruce
Cumberland
Hood
Brown dog disappears from Battersea fountain in London.
Fragmented clipping reports the famous brown dog vanished from a granite fountain at Battersea. It caused police encounters and spurred memorial inscriptions about vivisection of 282 dogs at University College in 1902. The piece blends stray anecdotes and ads.
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London
Battersea
Whogland
University College
Feed Lot Profits From Proper Cattle Feeding Techniques
R G Weatherstone notes carrots boost palatability and provide value in cattle rations. He describes ideal feed lots, drainage, and windward sheds, plus cost effective paving and tiling. Emphasizes oats for lambs, roots thrice weekly, and simple wheelbarrow construction for feed transport.
Manuring For Good Potatoes From Fitchburg Doctor
Dr J Fisher of Fitchburg Massachusetts shares a potato growing method with a fertilizer mix including ammonium sulphate nitrate of soda and phosphate along with magnesia and potash. Seed potatoes are treated with corrosive sublimate, sprouted in a greenhouse, cut to one sprout per piece, planted upright, covered with earth, and fertiliser spread in the drill. The field is kept straight with a horse hoe and frequent cultivation to minimize hand weeding.
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J. Fisher
Fitchburg
Mass
South Carolina
Pointers for Swine Breeder by W M Kelley
Actual experiences guide breeders on when swine reach breeding maturity. Some say eighteen months is too early for strong bone and muscle, but proper feeding can develop vigorous animals by that age. The notion that pigs need two or three years for bone and muscle mirrors the belief in prolonged half rations to build stamina before full feeding.
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Iy W. M. Kelley
Just for Bite of Tobacco and a Comic Morning Scene
James Whitcomb Riley visits Hazelden farm in western Indiana. A chauffeur scoots a car at dawn to fetch chewing tobacco for Riley, prompting Ade to guess at a doctor’s call while Riley remarks on the chauffeur’s haste. The gag reflects Riley’s quick wit and the farm’s bustling oddities, with light ads interrupting the scene.
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James Whitcomb Riley
Hazelden Farm
George Ade
Ade
Mr. Riley
Riley
Brook
Paris Bird Charmer M Henri Poll Decorated by Minister
Paris legend M Henri Poll of the Tuileries Garden, famed for patient study and bond with birds, has been decorated by the French minister of agriculture. At 76, Poll has earned the trust and affection of his feathered companions, who respond to his schedule each morning.
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Paris
M. Henri Poll
Tuileries Garden
M. Poll
Evening show with trained parrots and eye salve claims
The piece notes a performer who uses trained birds at his command, promotes Perrit's Eye Salve as a standard antiseptic salve claimed to cure with a government endorsement, and includes varied items: a Chinese smuggling sting, Bank of England staff, a political rival remark, a French elderly couple’s death, and a cautionary proverb about boasting before achievement.
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Perrit
Howard Bros
Ayer's Sarsaparilla Ad Promises Health Boost
An old advertisement from Lowell Mass touts Ayer's Sarsaparilla as a non alcoholic tonic to improve digestion, blood, nerves, and vigor. It claims doctor endorsement and urges readers to consult their physician and ask about Ayer's Pills for liver support.
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Ayer
Lowell, Mass
Healing Art in Nineveh Shows Ancient Medical Practice
Archaeologists note 1911 findings from 650 BC tablets in Assyria reveal medical science with prescriptions for colic relief, fasting, massage, and faith healing. Treatments combine hypericum decoctions, cold water, onion rubs, sesame oil, olive oil, dates syrup, honey and salt, plus dietary restrictions and massages.
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Nineveh
Christ
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