Glib musings on faith, travel, and manners spark humor
The column riffs on religious folks, prophets, clever talkers, and aging jokes. It parries with quips about proving cleverness, Moses dyspepsia, and the perils of waitresses nostalgia. It also nudges Bible devotion toward comfort, not debate, and laments poor railroad names.
The difference between right and wrong and self love
The piece presents a string of pithy, paradoxical lines on honesty, folly, and motives. It jokes about smart fools and dumb alibis, then pivots to a quip about Jude Johnson being overcome by heat while studying a lodge ritual and neglecting children.
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Jude Johnson
Globe Morgue Lacked Dishes Help, Too Many Pictures
The Globe’s morgue features an excess of images of young ladies in revealing attire and too few depictions of girls helping their mothers with chores like washing dishes.
Atchison Woman Opens Magazine Tabs on Husband
An Atchison woman has been kind to her husband since she started reading the magazine Dumb Animals.
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Atchison
Visiting Chicago World’s Fair Costs and Highlights
A reader notes it costs about $98 per person to see every department at the Chicago World’s Fair excluding meals and lodging. It would take six months to tour all departments, but the top attractions can be seen for far less than $98.
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Jack Bruner
North Third Street
Bruners
Mother Canary
Canary
Meyer
State Tax Commission
Kansas
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Theodore
Andrew Jackson
Theodore Roosevelt
George W Perkins
Japan
Russia
Roosevelt
Glass
Virginia
Song
Louisiana
Reed
Pennsylvania
la Follette
Wisconsin
Amis Violin School
Christian Church
Harry Mier
Bonnie Mae Shelly
Parlee Hunt
Marjorie Blakeslee
Marjorie Oswald
Billy Irwin
Locker Bentley
Helen Wagner
Rosalyn Lieberman
Irene Follmer
Lorraine Shuck
Eloise Townsend
Esther Mae Wells
Isabel Gildea
Delpha Gildehaus
Gus Hess
Central Branch
Lake Tonganoxie
Armin Seph
Lillian Harvey
Chicago
E. W. Howe
Eagar
Edgar
T. W. Wheat
Owyhee, Negv
H. Busby
North Tenth Street
Jack Moore
Jack Lawrence
Frances White
Atchison Hospital
Ed Lukens
Chicago Exposition Highlighted by Sore Feet
Report notes that visitors and exhibitors alike endure sore feet amid the Chicago exhibition crowds. Despite discomfort, the event draws substantial attendance and vibrant activity across pavilions.
The Chief Trouble With Wall Street Quote
The chief trouble with Wall Street is that it is the terminal for unearned profits.
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Wall Street
Public mood on stock gambling after 1929 crash
In a 1929 era reflection the author argues the American public plunged into stock speculation after collapse, remains predisposed to gamble, shows little learning from past experiences, and displays nervous irritability and ignorance.
Roosevelt Warned on Speculation Again Riles Public
The president fears American speculation is reckless though critics say worry won’t change the public mindset. The remark frames a debate over market behavior and national prudence amid economic mood.
Ramsay MacDonald Crosses Roosevelt in Diplomacy Clash
A sharp critique argues MacDonald has double crossed President Roosevelt, reflecting harsh but common European diplomatic practice and urging the United States to recognize this pattern in its relations.
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Ramsay MacDonald
Roosevelt
Uncle Sam
Easier to Earn Money Than Invest It Declared
An article argues it is easier to earn money than to invest, claiming the American public is cheated out of $500,000,000 annually through security swindles and urging caution.
Federal securities act aims to regulate stock offerings
The government enacts a federal securities act requiring all companies selling stocks and bonds to register with the government and disclose corporate integrity history. It protects most investors but not gamblers who routinely risk and lose money, as one gambler is described as able to win $50 one day and lose $100 the next.
Roosevelt effort echoes a woman’s housecleaning task
A historical note compares Mr. Roosevelts push to purge Congress with a womans attempt to rid her house of roaches. The present American mood centers on a man who and cooke believes he is.
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Mr. Roosevelt
Congress
Cooke
Morgan's suspenders and belt spark playful praise
In a light reflection on wealth and taste, the piece notes J. P. Morgan can afford any fashion choice, from suspenders to a belt, highlighting the irony of a man who became rich through thrift and caution.
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J. P. Morgan
Civilization and culture defy modern conveniences
A reflective critique argues civilization did not arrive with progress and that culture defines civility more than gadgets. It urges recognition that material ease does not equal refined society, warning against conflating comfort with civilization.
A Quaint Remark on Huey Long’s Impact for Comparison Shows
A commentator muses that the world needs men like Huey Long to provide a benchmark showing that others can be reasonable. The remark frames Long as a standard against which other leaders might appear sensible.
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Huey Long
Two Years to Pour 5.5 Million Barrels at Boulder Dam
Two years are needed to pour 5,500,000 barrels of concrete into Boulder dam frames. The amount equals the same number of barrels of pork, a comparison offered in light humor about scale.
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Boulder Dam
Roosevelt as Dictator Seen By Jefferson’s Shade
A witty note asks what the shade of Thomas Jefferson would think of President Roosevelt’s dictatorial stance now that Congress adjourns. The piece frames a playful historical reflection on executive power.
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Roosevelt
Congress
Thomas Jefferson
New York City Debates Four-Track Coast to Coast Road
In New York City debate grows over a four-track transcontinental highway to speed motor travel to two days. Critics call the push ill advised as unpopular proposals resurface amid agitation for faster roads.
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New York City
NYC Visitor Decline Misleadingly Attributed to Income Slump
The report notes a 14 percent drop in visitors to New York City last year, linking it to lower incomes and a 400 percent perceived theft burden, suggesting the reasoning may oversimplify tourism trends and discourage visitors rather than clarify causes.
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New York City
Petition to Governor Landon on Fishing Licenses Expiry
A reader asks Governor Alf Landon to use influence to set fishing licenses to expire on December 31. The letter argues July renewals disrupt mid season and seeks a policy change to end annual license purchases.
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Alf Landon
Nature’s floods and fires trim acres this season
The season saw stark reductions in arable land as natural events reshaped farmland. Officials note the devastation narrowed productive acreage, with farmers facing higher losses and resource challenges across affected counties.
Mussolini Controls All Except Vesuvius Erupts Again
A historical brief notes that Benito Mussolini holds tight political power in Italy while Mount Vesuvius erupts anew, reminding observers of ongoing volcanic danger alongside fascist authority.
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Mussolini
Italy
Vesuvius
France’s Budget Struggles Reflect War Preparations
France cannot balance its budget, as officials warn that preparations for potential conflict are driving up costs. Analysts note that war readiness expenditures press the deficit, even if actual combat does not occur.
Governor Landon backs truck laws to curb highway violations
Governor Alf Landon visited Leavenworth and Topeka and urged enforcement of Kansas truck regulations after a 15 ton vehicle traveled at 55 mph with no license. He said modern roads should stay safe and pleasant for citizens and their cars, and that state, county, and city workers must enforce the rules.
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Alf Landon
Leavenworth
Topeka
Kansas
Highway Department
Roosevelt’s early adjournment marks first chapter of his rule
The piece reviews Roosevelt’s first special session, praising leadership and bipartisan cooperation. It notes the administration’s plans rest with Roosevelt and his advisers, relies on a business-professor mix, and stresses individual responsibility within the national program.
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Congress
Roosevelt
Washington
Atchison Notes and Travel Recollections Domestic Scene
Interior of the Latter Day Saints church at Ninth and Santa Fe redecorated. A lengthy column recalls a cross‑country automobile journey from Atchison to Los Angeles with vivid notes on towns, weather, prices, and landmarks, and ends with Mr. Johnson planning to settle in California.
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Ninth and Santa Fe
Atchison
Pretty Boy Floyd
Commercial
Will Smith
John Kaff
Wirt Hetherington
Roy van Bebber
Troy
Hugh
Winslow
Ariz
Albu- Querque
Santa Rosa
Lincoln National Park
Mt. Baldy
Albuquerque
New Mexico
High Plains
Rio Grande River
Isleta
San Felipe de Neri
Imperial Valley
Enchanted Mesa
Gallup
Continental Divide
Santa Fe
Doniphan
California
Zane Grey
Rio Puerco
Petrified National Forest
Kansas University
Los Angeles
Calif
Arizona
Flagstaff
Williams
United States
State Highway Department
Arizona Mesa
Peach Springs
Hualapai
Fray Marcos de Niza
Sacramento Valley
Ute Mountains
Oatman
Ludlow
Colorado River
Needles
Barstow
State of California
Mojave Desert
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Cajon Pass
San Bernardino Range
Johnson
Local Notes From Atchison and Vicinity
Various brief items note births and illnesses, farm work, and community happenings around Atchison. Mentions include Ben Holland born dates, Rich Handke near town cutting wheat, county farm harvest, F. M. Buckles of Muscatine improving, Dave Condon on distances to Denver, and local residents with minor incidents and remarks.
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Rich Handke
F. M. Buckles
Muscotah
Dave Condon
Atchison
Denver
Bill Strayer
Lorene Nielsen
Henry Nielsen
Columbia
Atchison Echoes A Town Full Of Idle Chatter
Friday’s Community Chatter notes local curiosities and names from Atchison and nearby towns. Items include remarks on residents like Clancy Miller and Jude Johnson, political jests, a senator, a press agent quip, and community anecdotes about shops, pensions, and local events.
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Roy Seaton
Charles Robinson
Congress
Jude Johnson
Harrel Martin
Globe
Charlie Miller
Cooney Volk
Atchison
Pretty Boy
Floyd
Fete Skovgard
Greenleaf
Star Automobile
Bill Porter
St. Joe
A. Ruhlman
Todd
Everest
Clarence Severin
Ray Clark
Gene Tunney
Bob Elder
W. F
Chi
B. Brown
J. J. Everhard
Seneca
Joseph Baxterman
Baileyville
Alfred Hubskmann
Hubskmanns
Ralph Prouts
Joe Pfrang
Goff
Horton Schools
Central Branch
L. W. Baldwin
California
Jodie van Horn
Kansas
Uncle Sam
Europe
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