You Cant Pay Christmas Bills With Bells
A string of social maxims and wry observations on human behavior, gossip, pride, and mood. The narrator notes jealously against a man who can pronounce a difficult word, jokes about gossip, lawsuits in low moods, work ethic, and the forgotten man amid prosperity and depression. Jude Johnson suffers yearly sun stroke while not in the sun. sermons fail to lift the depression. natural and economic laws ignore editorials.
A Disagreeable Man Better Than Drunkenness
A wary note on character shows the disagreeable man more despicable than a drunken one. The piece rails at social folly, imagining a law forcing men to sleep in garages a week monthly. It ends with a line about a man cursing himself.
Woman Announces She Will Not Travel Alone With Husband
After a bridge party a woman arrives home and states to her husband that next time she goes anywhere she will go alone, tossing her wraps on a chair. The brief domestic remark signals a wish to change joint outings.
The Poor Man Who Always Remained Poor
A reflective remark contrasts ongoing poverty with those who once had wealth. The speaker notes he did not fall far, only a small step from fortune, suggesting a gentler view of poverty compared to former riches. The quote frames a critique of social ascent and enduring hardship.
Bootlegging cited as root of manslaughter conviction
An Atchison young man was convicted of manslaughter and faces a penitentiary sentence. The piece argues bootleggers and bootlegging are central to crime, urging the county to purge bootlegging as a means to reduce crime and hold the community accountable.
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The Blue Jay Pragmatism Versus the Robin
The Jewell Republican notes a proverb about the blue jay waiting for true spring while the robin often arrives early and meets a blizzard. It suggests the robin is too progressive, a fault seen in many people today who are likewise too progressive.
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Jewell Republican
Kansas Legislature Gains Public Confidence Says Town Grouch
Kansas residents show cautious optimism as a new legislative session appears sensible. The Town Grouch urges readers to knock on wood and temper hope with prudence amid the observed reform.
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Kansas
Prices and the Dollar Value Highlighted in Jewell Republican
The Jewell Republican notes that many cannot purchase eggs or cream unless prices drop to nearly nothing, underscoring the fragile value of the American dollar as shortages bite the public.
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Jewell Republican
Editorial Snippet on Butter Quality Standards
A Republican editorial quotes a grocer saying if the butter isn’t very good then it simply isn’t. The remark reflects a practical stance on product quality and consumer expectations in local commerce.
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Republican
Impeachment Bid Sparks Disharmony Across Regions
A congressman with a bold stance aims to impeach President Hoover amid national friction. In North Dakota a public figure advocates secession from New England, signaling growing regional tensions.
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North Dakota
New England
Critics of Hoover Subside Roosevelts Test Looms
Critics of President Hoover have subsided as observers wonder how Mr. Roosevelt will stand the test.
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Hoover
Mr. Roosevelt
Sinclair Lewis Vet Sparks The Livery Table Reading
Sinclair Lewis issues a new vet. Some days readers will feel the urge to read the book and browse the livery table.
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Sinclair Lewis
We doubt that criticism is constructive
A reflective note questions the value of criticism suggesting that true improvement would yield a flawless government. It implies skepticism about criticism's ability to drive perfect governance and hints at practical limits of corrective discourse.
Kansas Lawmaker Targets Dame Gossip Over False Reports
A Kansas legislator introduces a bill to classify false reporting as a misdemeanor aimed at curbing Dame Gossip. The move appears intended to curb perceived disruption to bridge tournaments.
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Governor Landon Gains Fifteen Pounds Since Election
Governor Landon has gained fifteen pounds since his election prompting speculation about his health and routines as observers note a visible change in appearance. Rumors circulate about pressures of office and upcoming public duties amid growing attention from local observers.
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We Can Never Repay You French Cheer for U S Troops
During the World War onset American soldiers entered France the French government cheered We can never repay you The writer notes growing suspicion that the greeting was sincere.
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France
Short ballot risks one man control says Finch editor
Charrie Finch of Lawrence argues the short ballot concentrates power, though it can be economically unsatisfactory to have many fools in control. The editor notes that with many chumps in charge the system loses accountability and efficiency.
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Charrie Finch
In Control Nothing at All Is Accomplished
A terse remark reflects a state of ineffective governance or leadership. The source implies stagnation and lack of progress despite ongoing efforts, with no clear actions reported or outcomes achieved.
Questioning what real Americanism means in a changing nation
The speaker notes fatigue with the constant labeling of opponents as un-American. In a young growing America, defining true Americanism remains uncertain, and a supposedly good American is not defined by perpetual loud remonstration.
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America
Drys Stand Firm Against Wets on Beer Preference
In congressional debates the dry faction shows firmer ground than the wets who waver over beer choices leading to delay and uncertainty in voting.
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Congress
St Louis sportsman shoots wild lions on safe island
A St. Louis sportsman allegedly released two weak lions on a safe island and shot them. The tease wagers a bush el of wheat against rheumatism that the man will turn pale and tremble at the roar of a sick mouse.
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When Will the Philippine Islands Be Ready for Independence
A reflective meditation on readiness for independence arguing that no people are ever truly ready. It parallels the past American struggle for independence with the present stance, noting ongoing difficulties and questions about timing and readiness.
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Philippine Islands
George Washington
Paper hints at Woodring's governorship and Helvering ties
An obscure political remark argues Harry Woodring made a good governor and would have won reelection if not for his involvement with Helvering, whose mannerisms resemble Clyde Reed.
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Helvering
Clyde Reed
Douglas County Republican Sees Legislature Target Highway Commission
The Douglas County Republican columnist argues the legislature plans to seize control of the highway commission and remove Helvering from the agency, signaling a major shift in oversight and governance.
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Douglas County
Highway Commission
Short Ballot Proposals In Kansas Legislature Could Limit Roster
Kansas lawmakers consider two resolutions from Rep Frank McFarland Topeka to submit constitutional amendments. One proposal would elect governor and lieutenant governor as two state offices while others could be created. The second would allow cities and counties to draft a dual government charter under one board of commissioners, with Wyandotte County as a notable case. Proponents say reducing elective offices may ease voter choices and improve efficiency, urging votes at the 1934 election.
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Seneca
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Cabinet Talk on Possible Roosevelt Cabinet Selections
The essay discusses likely choices for Roose velt's cabinet, naming Glass Walsh Hull and Cutting as probable appointees. It notes the challenge of securing acceptances, the benefits of many ex Senators in the cabinet, and the potential impact on legislative relations and policy enactment.
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Atchison Daily Doins Loose Garden Plans and Local Tales
Local notes mix garden plans, rail rumors, hospital visits, birthday remembrances, and community chatter. Mentions Pat Mason and Moon Mullins, hometowns like Doniphan and Kansas City, audits, births, marriages, weather, and a range of personal observations from Atchison and surrounding areas.
Atchison News Briefs and Local Notes Flash
Grover Allison seeks chief of police. A D of I card party at K C hall on February 14. Western Kansas winds roar Saturday. John Werner Levin’s son improving. Local figures discuss politics and civic events. Miss Fan Friedman returns from Kansas City. St Marks Missionary society meets this evening. Various social notes include dinners, birthdays, and community updates.
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K. C. Hall
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Werner Levin
Ed Fink
Atchison
Jim Heaton
Siam
Sam Munson
Fan Friedman
Jake Lansky
Kansas City
St. Mark's Lutheran Missionary Society
W. E. Wheeler
Walt Starnes
Lou Cochran
Babe” White
Santa Monica
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