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Newspaper
Andrews County News
Location
Andrews, Texas, United States of America
Date
Dec 12, 1971
Page
1
Ira Lee Brannan’s wild Brownwood game finger tale
Ira Lee Brannan, a local accountant, claims a Brownwood game incident left his right index finger bandaged and splinted. He says during the first quarter he shouted we’re number one and a Brownwood fan shot his finger off, a tale he presents with humor amid chilly, rainy game chatter.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ira Lee Brannan
Ira Lee
Pay Delays Spur Widespread Financial Strain
A report notes many individuals stay current with current events yet struggle to meet payments. The piece highlights widespread arrears across households, stressing the impact on daily life and credit standings.
Admiral Hogue Listens to Buyers as House and Trees Go
Admiral John Hogue announces his house is for sale along with three peach trees and two large pecan trees. The move is framed as a real estate transaction to seal the deal, while he remains in town to serve.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John Hogue
John
The Safest Time To Criticize Children
A reflective adage notes that criticizing one’s own children is safest only after they reach adulthood. It emphasizes restraint and timing in parental judgments.
Midland SPCA pet cemetery records 1300+ burials
The Midland SPCA operates a four acre pet cemetery and shelter one third mile north of Midland Country Club on North La mesa Highway. Over 1300 pets buried with markers noting pet and owner names and birth-death years. Burial costs range from 20 to 35 dollars including plot coffin headstone and pickup.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Andrews
Midland
Midland 5
P.C.A
Midland Society For the Prevention of Cruelty
Midland Country Club
Lamesa Highway
S.P.C.A
Odessa
Big Spring Lamesa
Monahans
Angelo Crane
Houston
Hobbs
Jal
New Mexico
Andy
Calloway Wins Election To County ASC Committee
C W Calloway named member with M M Fisher Jr. and Lloyd Morgan as alternates after the county ASC committee tabulated ballots on December 8. The committee directs county ASCS office programs for farmers and the public, with officials praising farmer elected leadership and service. County Executive Director Lee W Tabor expresses anticipation for new members.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
C. W. Calloway
M. M. Fisher Jr
Lloyd Morgan
ASC
ASCS
Lee W
Tabor
Andrews Mustangs Break Meet Scoring Record In Opener
The Andrews Mustangs crushed Sweetwater 107 to 74 to set a tournament single game scoring record. Mike Pearson led with 20 points, followed by Albert Maxie and Clay Gray with 18 each as Andrews built a big lead after halftime.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jim Leach
Sweetwater
Albert Maxie
Leach
Mustangs
Andrews Mustangs
Canyon
Andrews
Mike Pearson
Clay Gray
Larry Scott
Eddie Farmer
Jimmy Rose
Billy Williams
Alfred Rougeaux
Wayne Roberts
Dumas Demons
Coahoma
Sheriff Gregory Seeks Re-Election
J A Bud Gregory has announced his candidacy for re election as sheriff of Andrews County. He thanks voters for seven years of service and urges examination of his record and staff as crime rises nationwide. He notes all deputies are trained and certified by the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement Standards and Education.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. A
Bud’ Gregory
Gregory
Andrews
Andrews County
Texas Commission On Law Enforcement Standards and Education
Lee Gregory
Nominations Sought for Citizen of the Year Award
The chamber invites individuals and organizations to nominate a local citizen for the Citizen of the Year award. Entries should be submitted to the chamber office. A named committee will select the winner, to be announced at the annual chamber banquet in January.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chamber
Goodfellows Ask For Toys In Andrews Christmas Drive
Andrews Goodfellows with few helpers seek toys and canned goods for needy children. Donations noted at the Toy Bowl, with families to receive baskets near Christmas. Toys may be dropped at George Wilsons, banks accept cash gifts, and several church groups contribute.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Andrews Goodfellows
Andrews
The
Goodfellows
Andrews Hospital, Inc
Wscs of Means Memorial Methodist Church
First Baptist Church
Arlas Cavett
W. J. Stagg
George Wilson’s
Mustang Drive
Hospital Officials Discuss Affiliation
A six member Andrews County committee met in Austin with University of Texas leaders led by Chancellor Charles A. LeMaistre to discuss affiliating with the UT system for expanded health care. The plan envisions UT faculty and residents consulting with local physicians and education programs, seeking funds from multiple sources, with a phased rollout and a second January meeting planned in Andrews.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Andrews County
Texas
New Mexico
Commissioners Court
Permian General Hospital Board of Trustees
Austin
University
Charles A. LeMaistre
E. D. Walker
William H. Kinsely
University of Texas
University of Texas Medical
Andrews
Texas Tech University
School of Medicine
University of New Mexico
Roy Bennett
County Commissioners Court
Jake Roach
Bill Ogden
B. B
Everett Solomon
James Burkeholder
J. L. Bassingame
Blassingame Medical Consultants
Chicago
City Council approves annual auditor's report in Andrews
At the Thursday meeting Ira Lee Brannan presented the annual auditor's report praising the finance department for good bookkeeping. The Municipal Finance Officers Association commended the city for high standards and showed per capita indebtedness down to 7.44 from 22.27 a decade earlier. Brannan offered minor recommendations and the council approved allocations and a police car purchase.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ira Lee Brannan
Department of Finance
Andrews
Municipal Finance Officers Association of the
United States
Parison
Brannan
Chili Supper for Grissom Kidney Transplant Funds
The Oil Patch Chili Cooks sponsor a chili supper Tuesday from 5 30 to 8 30 p m at the Community Building to raise funds for Yvonne Grissom s kidney transplant operation in Dallas All proceeds go to expenses and tickets are 1 50 per person
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Oil Patch Chili Cooks
Yvonne Grissom
Dallas
Yale Lighting Contest Seeks Residential Christmas Displays
The Andrews Rotary Club invites entries for a residential Christmas lighting contest from December 8 to 22, 1971. Tommy Williams, contest chair, says prizes will be awarded and that the event aims to spread Christmas spirit, beautify the city, and foster community bonds. Entry blanks are available at the Andrews Chamber of Commerce, Texas Electric Service Co, or Andrews County News, or from Rotary members. entries must be mailed by December 17 or delivered to the listed locations.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
The
Andrews Rotary Club
Tommy Williams
Williams
Andrews Chamber of Commerce
Texas Electric Service Co
Andrews County News
Rotary
Andrews
Mustangs Thank 1971 Backers And Supporters
The 1971 Andrews Mustangs credit a successful season to band Mustang Misses faculty Booster Club Mustangers Doc Ketcham trainers and especially the six cheerleaders. After beating Monahans and Canyon fans painted Were No 1 on windows praising supporters.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mustang
Mustangs
Mustangers
Doc Ketcham
Ahs
Monahans
Canyon
Also Mentioned on This Page
Brownwood
Doc
C.W. Calloway
Len Wilson
Martin Motors
Lawton Brevard
Council
Grissom Fund
Dana Hamilton
Duke Culp
Cheryl Chambliss
Pat Rawls
Connie Hood
Yale
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