Santa and Ice King The South Pole Match
Santa tries one last match for the Ice King with the Ice Queen of the South Pole. The Ice King and Ice Queen fall in love but winter rules at the Pole. Santa reveals it is August and summer awaits in the North.
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Mocking Ann Landers on Computer Dating Sparks Debate
The piece argues against Ann Landers hostility to computerized dating, praising the Scientific Marriage Foundation. Rev Homer explains SMF uses 3000 clergy interviewers and a $25 lifelong matriculation fee, contrasting with for profit bureaus charging up to $495 for six months. A supposed reader letter is deemed fishy, underscoring SMF’s non profit, interfaith approach and low divorce rate after 17 years.
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Ann Landers
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Obesity Study Highlights Complex Causes and Weight Loss Struggles
A King Features Syndicate health feature discusses why obesity is not simply about calories. Genetic tendencies and family eating patterns complicate weight loss, with crash diets offering temporary results and long term success requiring addressing physical and emotional factors.
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Lavelle Bombings Defended as Essential by House Panel
A House subcommittee backed Gen. John Lavelle’s 1968–72 unauthorized air strikes against North Vietnam, deeming them proper and essential for pilots facing new radar threats. The panel said the 1968 protective reaction rules were overtaken by events and blamed senior leaders for misreading the tactical shift.
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F. Edward Hebert
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