Dooley Satirizes European Royal Troubles and a Fledgling Romance
In a comic riff Dooley lampoons European monarchs wives eloping and palace intrigues. He riffs on Sophia of Habsburg and Ludwig of Saxony while Hennessy challenges the tale, then shifts to a rural anecdote of a pig and a farmer's club as the speaker recalls a late night misadventure.
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Absence Makes the Heart Grow Foolish in a Fable of Love
A witty dialogue follows a two step and a voyage through flirtations and letters between a young man Harry and a distant admirer. They exchange photos and long epistles, hire a photographer to improve likenesses, and dream of marriage as the courtship plays out with a mix of romance and irony. The tale ends with a cliffhanger and a moral about absence intensifying desire.
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Ethel Barrymore
Harry
Mister
Herbert Buttinsky
U. S
Butte
Connell
Stationary Charley Rejects Farming Tale of Woes
Stationary Charley declares he will not embrace farm life and recalls a Nebraska stay where gold turned to misfortune. In Norfolk he hires a farmer, digs a cold house bank, and endures nightly pig noises from a burrow beneath his room as he contemplates leaving town.
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Harvard Receives Historic Six Oared Shell Race Boat
The six oared shell used by President Eliot, Alexander Agassiz, and the Crowninshields for Harvard has been donated to the university by U S Watson. Built in 1857, the boat represents a venerable piece of college rowing history.
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Local Color Stories From Butte Teachers and Avid Suitors
Two humor pieces from Butte recount a clever absent-minded Butte teacher who scolds a late pupil only to be corrected by the student with a note. A mislaid principle over a $1.50 book bill prompts a quick coin flip and an unexpected escape. A local bachelor’s matinee attempt ends with a late box office scramble and a costly lesson in chivalry.
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