Readers invited to contribute humor epigrams and poems
Readers may submit humor epigrams and short poems to the editor. Accepted pieces pay $1 to $10 per contribution and 25 cents to $1 per line for poetry. Unaccepted works are not returned. Manuscripts must be single sided and mailed to Standard Fun Shop Headquarters 38 West Park Street Butte Montana.
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Standard
Fun Shop
West Park Street
Butte
Montana
It Doesn’t Seem Fair A Bride And Husbands Cremated
A newspaper poem recounts a bride from last season who had her husband cremated soon after death, then mated with two more husbands who were likewise cremated. The verses contrast the bride’s fortunes with other women ready for marriage and the social costs of courting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Frank L. Bradley
How to Be a Reporter in a Prison Interview Gag
A spoof feature uses a prison interview with Hilda Hilderson to lampoon reporter techniques. The piece presents quips about 50-50 finances, a mock murder confession, and a punchline about vaudeville contracts while the narrator reveals his role as a reporter. It closes with short cartoon-style jokes and a copyright notice from 1925.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Wilbur Hyde
Hilda Hilderson
Hilda
Robert
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