The Modern Fable of the He-Flirt and Rainbow Bill
A satirical profile of Rainbow Bill, a dapper provincial cad dubbed the He-Flirt. He parades a glamour image, inflating tales of wealth and romance to win and discard women across cities, with victims scattered 200 miles away.
Rainbow Bill and the Flats Scene in Sal ary
The piece describes Rainbow Bill being lured into a 1901 style flat by local girls, his failure to impress, and a moralizing ending condemning manipulation. It then shifts to a political rant defending open door policy for China while opposing Chinese exclusion, criticizing a Chinese funds drive to defeat renewal of the Geary act and urging vigilance against corruption.
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Plano
Rainbow Bill
Kansas City
Lexington
Kentucky
Philadelphia
St. Paul
Congress
China
United States
Roosevelt
America
Obsolete Prophecy and Partisan Jokes from Rev. Jerry Rounder
The HP annual message from Rev. Jerry Rounder mocks elections as a barrier to prosperity and lampoons political promises. He cites rising wages for tradespeople, stronger employment than expected, and critiques light bills, leonids, irrigation, highwaymen, and Filipino claims with satirical, provocative remarks.
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Jerry Rounder
Indian Dignity of Labor Debate in Montana News
Readers recall Commissioner Jones and a humorously critical tale of efforts to teach Indigenous people the dignity of labor. The article recounts Western views on Indian policy, a failed army experiment with Native troops, and a Beaver Trap joke from the 1850s.
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Jones
Washington
West
Mediterranean
Far
Northwest
Commissioner Jones
Montana
War Department
West Point
United States Army
Aughn
Montara
Sun River
Vaughn
Government Farm
Dooley on American Painters and European Patronage
Mr Dooley argues that American painters struggle against foreign competition while European patrons bankroll art. Higbie the glue magnate buys portraits by Sargent, Gainsborough, and modernists, promising American artists a living only through wealthy buyers abroad. Dooley concludes that a European market often sustains art, but praises true patronage and an exhibition of American cleverness.
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Dooley
Mr. Hennessy
Mr. Dooley
Europe
Michael Angelo
Chicago
Evansville
Anny
Sargent
Hogan
Higbie
Gainsborough
Manchester
Misther Higble
Moosee Mortheimer
Barabazah School
Yisterdah
Mooney
Manny
Ilivin
America
Connysoor
Hinnissy
Hannigan
Murphy
Casey
Schwartzmeister
Michael Anegelo
Miller
Remsen K. Smith
Rimbrandt
Th’ Museem
Title Pair of Lovers Trick Fishmonger With Low Price
A man and his wife visit a fishmonger and, under cover of a playful ruse, pose as a curious couple to feign a bargain. The ploy collapses when the vendor reveals the secretly adjusted price and the couple’s true identities are finally revealed.
Lonely Struggles of a Youth Revealed in Jail Record
A fragment from Leslie's Weekly presents a speaker, Mrs Goodsole, recounting a man’s troubled past. The dialogue notes an early path of crime and education deprivation, mentioning imprisonment before age four.
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Leslie's Weekly
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