German Invasion Plan Mocked by Anaconda Report
Anaconda Standard recounts a German invasion fantasy predicting swift victory and peace terms dictated from the capital. It notes the German army would outmatch American officers and volunteers, likening the plan to a failed Cuban insurrection scheme and predicting police intervention if disorder occurred.
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National Guard
Anal
Gulf
Eeputas
Tombstone Route Booze Scheme Defies Prohibition
West Virginia bans allow a rogue plan where Ohio and Kentucky dealers copy tombstone names and ship unclaimed liquor to mourners. Express agents handle orders from tombstone to two-quart bottles, boosting profits while angering adherents of prohibition. The piece critiques disrespect for the dead and notes potential sympathy from a southern hero viewpoint.
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West Virginia
Ohio
Kentucky
West
Ucenser
Express Office
Express
A Blow at Christmas Trees
An essay denouncing insurance underwriters who threaten to ban Christmas trees as dangerous. It praises the tree’s role in homes, warns against overreach, and cites a Cleveland burglary tale where a child’s prayer halts crime. The piece critiques safety zeal without stifling holiday joy.
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Christendom
Gaseline Tanxs
Boer War Scandals and English Mismanagement Prompts Probes
England contemplates a sweeping inquiry into Boer War conduct amid reports of transport frauds and vast wartime waste. Parliament, liberals, and taxpaying public demand reforms as officials face claims of top-level incompetence and profiteering. The piece links money spent in England to contracts favoring well-connected men.
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Hey
England
United States
War Department
Admiralty
Dickinson
Andrew Carnegie
J. Pierpont Morgan
Montana Capital Glass Safety Amid Snow Threats
The Montana Standard warns against harm to the art glass in the state capitol as snow slid from the dome toward the grand stairway. It notes Governor Toole will install wire screens to protect the glass and hopes the dome remains secure during winter.
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Statehouse
Capitol Dome
Capitol
Governor Toole
St. Louis Fair
Standard
Helena
Toole
Commonwealth
Hill
German officer envisions invasion of United States
A Berlin staff lieutenant argues in a monograph that Germany could seize the United States in two holidays by using 30,000 to strike a decisive blow and 60,000 total forces, sinking American fleets and paralyzing the Atlantic coast while employing decoys. The plan hinges on a scattered U.S. navy and minimal American resistance.
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von Edelsheim
Germany
United States
Berlin
America
Atlantic
Leutenant
Not im Stock: A Brand We Don’t Handle
In a neighborhood scene a man with a subscription book asks a tobacconist for a donation to the improvement fund. The tobacconist refuses, stating plainly that the brand is not something they carry and thus cannot be donated.
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Tobacconist
Preparations for the King's Coronation Roiled with Court Delays
A historical column mocks the 1902 coronation preparations as chaotic, detailing a court of claims examining rights for royal pageantry. It satirizes nobles including the Duke of Norfolk over robes, gloves, and scepter use while stressing exact tint, proper storage, and adherence to medieval ceremony.
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Court of Claims
Associated Press
Privy Council
Whitehall
Duke of Norfolk
Gabriel
Cinque Ports
Heydown
Essex
London
Earl of Somerset
Edward VII
Henry VI
Charles II
England
Conflicting Reports on Miss Stone's Death from Bulgarian Mountains
A mosaic of reports circulated from Constantinople to Washington about the death of Miss Stone in the Bulgarian mountains. Physicians cited a long list of ailments, while others claimed lingering captivity and shifting fates for Miss Stone and Mme Tsilka.
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Miss Stone
Hmoszt
Gerghth
Bulgaria
Constantinople
Mme. Tsilka
Sgimphzt
Washington
State Department
Dickinson
Robelhast
Utilitarian Possibilities of the Mesozoic Saurian
The Hydrographic Bureau confirms a 100 foot sea serpent sighting near the Gulf of Mexico on Oct 26 1901 with a blunt square nose three fin sets and camel-like humps. Dr David Starr Jordan argues giant mesozoic saurians persist offering a vast potential use in maritime transport. The piece advocates international protection and eventual domestication of the ancient reptile to serve human commerce and industry.
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Hydrographic Bureau
Gulf of Mexico
Irada
Trada
David Starr Jordan
Jim Hill
Seattle
Shanghai
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