Ames Times Comic Notes on Gossip and Headlines
A roundup of light items comments from the Ames Times page includes satire on a eastern millionaire marrying his cook, gossip jests about Ma and Mr. Toulisan, and quips about a Washington lineup. Also notes a St Louis divorce, mustard brown socks in the army, baby naming worries, ashes scattering, Joe Jefferson praise, and a warning about counterfeit $100 bills bearing Thomas Benton.
Tragic Day as General Slocum Explodes in East River
New York reports reveal more than 600 people including many women and children perished when the General Slocum caught fire and sank off North Brother Island. Coroners count hundreds of recovered bodies as divers and tugs race to pull more from the waters and wreckage.
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New York
North Brothersl
Darlington
General Slocum
East River
Long Island Sound
Sound
St. Mark’s German Lutheran Church
O’gorman
North Brother Island
Bellevue Hospital
Harlem
New York Bay
Randall's Island
One Hundred and Thirty-fifth Street
Sunken Meadows
William van Schaick
Van
Slocum
Well Cooked Crow Advice Despite Absence of Directions
In the absence of explicit directions to the cook books for eating crow it is recommended that the bird be well cooked, lightly seasoned, and swallowed hastily.
University of New York to grant master of letters to Mrs Sage
At the commencement exercises the University of New York will confer the degree of master of letters on Mrs Russell Sage. The event marks a significant academic honor for her.
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The
University of New York
Russell Sage
Sioux Indians Valuation Debate After Railway Wreck
A railroad seeks the value of Sioux Indians injured in a wreck while some prefer to be last rather than ahead in danger. The item reflects post-accident discussions on compensation and risk among workers and tribes.
Chamberlain Warns on U S Food Imports
Joseph Chamberlain predicts a future where America must import its foodstuffs while dismissing the race death by own action notion as unfounded.
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Joseph Chamberlain
America
Mr. Chamberlain
French scientist claims cars cure consumption
A French scientist suggests automobiling cures consumption, noting that few automobile enthusiasts are likely to die of the disease. The claim may be questionable, but the statement underscores a humorous link between driving and health.
Threats to a Wabasha Woman Over Appendicitis
A Wabasha Minnesota paper reports a young woman from the town says she is sick of being threatened with appendicitis. She warns that if the threats continue there will be trouble.
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Wabasha, Minn
Pittsburg Man Shoots Self Over Unready Supper
A Pittsburg man returned home and shot himself after supper was not ready. Police report suggests fear of the cook as motive and the act as an attempt to get even.
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Pittsburg
Clergymen and Justices Reflect Marriage Rules
The remark suggests clergy divisions may enforce marriage bans on divorced individuals, while justices of the peace adapt by buying automobiles and relocating to brownstone fronts, highlighting social trend shifts.
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Justices of the Peace
Boy’s bat stops mill power at Pawtucket plant
A Pawtucket boy hit a ball that landed in a cotton mill powerhouse near the grounds and shut down the plant for the day. He then ran for home.
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Pawtucket
R. I
Educational Authority Urges Prayer Before Child Discipline
An editorial urges parents to kneel and pray before disciplining children, framing the approach as a foundation for discussion and future lessons. The piece contrasts this stance with more forceful methods and suggests seeking calmer, thoughtful guidance.
Queensland Prize For Opuntia Eradication Scheme
Queensland government offers a 25000 prize for a reliable method to exterminate the opuntia cactus. The prompt suggests uprooting every plant as the simple solution and claims the prize.
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Queensland
Ants From South America Prompt Invasion Warnings
A report notes that aggressive ants, natural enemies of the boll weevil, are being introduced from South America. It forecasts that within years public pressure will mount to find ways to control or eradicate the ants.
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South America
Woman Claiming Cecil Rhodes Daughter Found in South Carolina
A woman alleging to be Cecil Rhodes's daughter has been located in South Carolina. The report notes the rarity of widows and daughters of Cecil appearing in various parts of the civilized world.
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Cecil Rhodes
South Carolina
Cecil
American Medical Assn Warns on Youth Workload and Cars
The American Medical Association says young men are overworked and exhausted by efforts to operate unreliable cars, noting frequent breakdowns as a key factor in their fatigue and stress.
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American Medical Association
Deportation Proceeded for Prisoners from Cripple Creek
Thirty two prisoners confined in the bull pen were shipped yesterday to Florence. Their cars will join a Denver and Rio Grande train at Florence and go to Pueblo. From there they are to board a Santa Fe train bound south possibly to Old Mexico.
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Cripple Creek
Colo
Bull Pen
Florence & Cripple Creek
Denver & Rio Grande
Florence
Pueblo
Old Mexico
It Doesn’t Take a Strong Man to Break a Ten Dollar Gold Piece
A short saying notes that a ten dollar gold piece can be broken by any strong or determined effort, suggesting it is not the strength but the will that matters. The remark conveys a caution about vulnerability of precious coins.
Assassin Shoots Finnish Governor General in Helsinki
General Bobrikov governor general of Finland was shot twice at the entrance to the Finnish senate in Helsinki and mortally wounded. The assassin identified as Schaumann, a 60 year old son of Senator Schauman, killed himself. Bobrikov is being taken to Saint Petersburg in a dying condition. The attack is described as Finnish patriotism.
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Finland
St. Petersburg
Bobrikoff
Helsineford
Schaumann
Finnish Patriotic Party
Military rule restricts local aid in Cripple Creek
Cripple Creek Colo June 15 Colonel Verderbeck in command during General Bell absence issues order under military control prohibiting any organization from furnishing aid to its members or families in the county unless channeled through military authorities.
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Cripple Creek
Colo
Verderbeck
Bell
Denver
Talkative Man Faces Challenge Finding Listeners
A talkative man struggles to attract willing listeners as he attempts to share his ideas. The difficulty highlights reception gaps and social dynamics in public dialogue.
Russians Defeated Near Vafangow in Japanese Counter
Daily Mail reports Russian forces failed at Teliesu near Vafangow after attempting a relief of Port Arthur. Japanese forces enveloped and routed the Russians with over 500 killed and 300 prisoners plus fourteen field guns. Japanese losses estimated around 1,000.
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London
Daily Mail
Antung
Jongyenpu
Sumengtsu
Sanchiatsu
Tokio
Port Arthur
Teliesu
Vafanchow
Vafangow
Japanese Attack Delays Russian Flank Move
St. Petersburg reports General Stakelberg's telegram describing a failed right flank attempt due to a Japanese counterattack. He notes heavy losses to batteries and guns, with troops showing steadiness under repeated orders, as Port Arthur siege chatter persists from Mukden with unconfirmed assault rumors.
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St. Petersburg
Emperor Nicholas
Kuropatkin
Aaron Stakelberg
Mukden
Port Arthur
Ying Ching Tse
Wanfangtien
Heavy Verdict in Brooklyn Suit Over Railroad Sale
A jury before Justice Spencer awarded Morris Menges $1,000,000 plus interest for one year nine months in the suit against General Louis Fitzgerald over services in bringing the Western Maryland railroad sale to a syndicate. Prominent witnesses included George Gould and other capitalists.
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New York
Spencer
Supreme Court
Brooklyn
Morris Menges
Louis Fitzgerald
Western Maryland Railroad
George Gould
Port Arthur Rumor of Fall Report Hits Unconfirmed
Rumor claims 1000 Russian casualties in the Port Arthur assault, unverified. Meanwhile Japanese observer reports praise for tactics but criticism of strategy after the Wafangong engagement. Kuropatkin assumes direct command as naval and military attaches depart for southern developments.
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Che Foo
Port Arthur
Tokio
Kamimura
Vladivostok
Kuropatkin
Wafangon
Daring Raid of Russian Vladivostok Fleet
Tokyo reports a bold Vladivostok squadron raid that ended as the fleet disappeared off Cape Hanshi heading north. Rumors say Kamimura may have sent vessels toward Vladivostok to meet them, aided by foggy weather and guarded by secrecy. The Russians overhauled only three transports Sado Hitachi Izumi as they approached Korea Strait.
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Tokio
Vladivostok
Cape Hanshi
Kamimura
Viadivostok
Oki Island
Sado
Hitachi
Izumi
Japan
Straits of Korea
Storm Rages Through Guantanamo Killing and Flooding
A historic storm inundates Guantanamo with rain from Monday into Tuesday. The Guaso Bano and Jaibo rivers overran banks, killing at least ten people and washing away property. Many bodies recovered. communications cut off. railroads damaged. cattle dead along riverbanks.
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Guantanamo
Cuba
Guaso Bano
Jaibo
Kuropatkin Takes Command Near Port Arthur Front
London reports Kuropatkin left Liao Yang on June 17 to command the army advancing toward Port Arthur. The Daily Mail notes advance guards of General Kuroki’s forces collide with Russians fifteen miles south of Tashieh.
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London
Daily Chronicle
Yin Kow
Kuropatkin
Liao Yang
Port Arthur
Daily Mail
Niuehwang
Kuroki
Tashiehao
Nodzu
Sin Yeng
Stakelberg
Japanese Transports Hitachi and Sado Sunk by Russians
Tokyo reports the sinking of the transports Hitachi and Sado by torpedoes. Four hundred survivors from Hitachi reached Moji and 153 survivors from Sado arrived at Kokurto.
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Tokio
Moji
Kokurt
Russian losses in war official statement issued
St Petersburg reports Russian war losses with Navy 44 officers and 920 men killed 13 officers and 220 men wounded Army 36 officers and 980 men killed 103 officers and 2080 men taken prisoner 20 officers and 696 men.
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St. Petersburg
Navy
Army
Humorous Snippets Echo Morning Walks and Mischief
A collection of light anecdotes features a minister and a wedding or funeral remark, a Harvard professor joking with sophomores, a London lawyer credits an errand boy, a New York detective’s clock heist, a casino clock theft, and a Swedish Duluth servant seeking a vacation with a husband on his honeymoon.
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Graham Murray
Barrett Wendell
Harvard
Duluth
Matilda
Reverend Stevens Praises Dodds Kidney Pills in Induced Testimony
Fredericksburg Indiana resident Rev Enoch P Stevens extols Dodd's Kidney Pills claiming they cured his kidney trouble after nightly and daytime awakenings. He says he has recommended the pills widely with no reported failures and links kidney health to pure blood and overall health.
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Fredericksburg
Ind
Enoch P. Stevens
Dodd
Mr. Stevens
Defiance Cold Water Starch claims superior quantity
An advertisement asserts Defiance Cold Water Starch offers 16 oz for 10 cents, more than rivals at 12 oz. It also notes a social aphorism about a girl who would not feel ashamed if others did not know she knew it.
Mrs Winston's Soothing Remedy for Children
An ad claims Mrs Winston's Soothing is a 26c bottle that eases gum discomfort and wind colic in children. It adds a wry line about a man tolerating his wife’s leadership as long as she keeps him unaware.
Calo Floor Finish Endorsed by Davenport Firm
A local advertisement for Calo floor finish promises wood shine and mentions Chas Naeckel & Sons of Davenport Iowa as put up merchants. The text also includes a stray phrase about contrition noted as ex post facto.
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Chas. Naeckel & Sons
Davenport, Ia
Mean Man Blinkers Mention Umbrella Joke
In a New York Weekly witty exchange, Winkers notes a man so mean he would brand an umbrella with his name. Minkers questions the level of his meanness as the quip unfolds.
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Blinkers
Minkers
New York Weekly
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