Pretty Well Off Corner on the Sidewalk Quip
A light phrase about wealth and status circulates as locals joke that one man has a corner on the sidewalk. The remark hints at visible success or prominence in everyday street life.
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Newspaper
Ames Times
Location
Ames, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jan 09, 1896
Page
3
A light phrase about wealth and status circulates as locals joke that one man has a corner on the sidewalk. The remark hints at visible success or prominence in everyday street life.
Dyspeptic and weak individuals testify to strengthened digestion and assimilation. The tonic aids liver bile flow, counters biliousness malaria rheumatism and kidney inaction, stimulating the whole system with the refined mineral elements in Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters.
Clouds average one to two miles above the earth with heights changing notably by season. The statement notes seasonality as a key factor in altitude variation.
Advertisement offers a business chance paying for fruit tree sales. Claims a good income and lists contact in Louisiana Missouri Rockport Lil. as the location for inquiries.
At age 12 Max Nordau began writing and contributed to early works, earning money from his early literary activities.
Advert says Hangzon's Magic Corn Salve cures corns or money refunded. Sold by retailers. price listed as 15 cents. Ruggit recommended as supplier.(Local notice style ad)
The Jersey City police board signals retirement plans amid concerns about leadership and ongoing reforms. Officials indicate the move reflects a desire to refresh governance and implement new policies.
The article notes Congressman William A. Smith of Michigan started life as a newsboy and street popcorn seller. It mentions a quirky quote about tea and bowels at night and morning. The piece frames Smith’s humble beginnings in a biographical snippet.
A 12-year-old girl, L Hommedien, was struck by a football kicked in front of her bicycle in Brook and died from injuries sustained. The incident occurred during a local game and the ball struck her as she rode past, prompting investigations by local authorities.
A short reader note praises Cough Hatsam as the oldest and best remedy for colds, saying it breaks up a cold quicker than others. It also mentions Mrs. Ernest Leverson as a young, pretty, well dressed woman who writes in Panch.
A fragment notes teething remedies for children and a claim about 2,000,000 women linking bands to reach around the globe. It also mentions Piso’s Cure for Consumption and a quotation about Mrs. Cleveland’s mellifluous voice and a simile of her speech.
Travelers may join weekly Thursday morning excursions from Omaha to San Francisco and Los Angeles aboard tourist sleepers. Second class tickets accepted. See local agent for tickets and berths or write to J Flaxers G P and T A Omaha Neb.
A humorous observation notes men resist taking medicine unless a woman is present to witness their dramatic facial expressions, highlighting social quirks and gendered expectations in medical moments.
The Monon Route offers tickets to Atlanta for 15.15 round trip on December 21, valid ten days. For details contact Sidney B. Jones City Passenger Agent 232 Clark St Chicago or L E Flessions Traveling Passenger Agent Minneapolis Minn.
A philosophical line asserts that humanity’s creation serves a purpose beyond the material world, suggesting a higher calling or destiny for humankind beyond earthly concerns.
Fragmented text mentions Mindercorns and druffists with unclear context about axing items for 06 and exchange, lacking verifiable facts or names. The readable portion hints at a discussion of commodities or vendors and possible reform ideas but no concrete actions.
A sharp quip echoes that loud talk and swearing resemble braying, contrasting human noise with an animal refrain. The line frames a satire on senseless speech and folly.
Consumers report Parker's Ginger Tonle eases pain improves digestion and boosts energy. The product is advertised as a potent tonic claiming stronger health benefits for daily use.
Authorities report illicit moonshining activity near a Tennessee church. A church deacon is named among the moonshiners in a local probe. The case ties to rural disorder and enforcement actions by county officials.
The passage discusses various foods that raise body weight including sugar starches and fats. It notes cod liver oil increases weight not only as a fat source but also by altering nutrition processes and helping restore normal function in organs and tissues, warning against unhealthy fleshy weight gain.
The advertisement states cod liver oil in a digested form, aiding weight gain and restoring health. It emphasizes fat-producing action and permanent improvement, endorsed for twenty years and recommended by doctors. Available in 60¢ and $1.00 sizes. small size may cure a cough or help a baby.
Obituary of Capt Isaac Bassett longtime senate page who served from 1830 until his death in Washington. He earned a military title in the war, announced senate facts for decades, and impressed with meticulous dress and quiet demeanor. He inspired respect from colleagues and resisted publication of memoirs.
The article recalls Capt. Isaac Bassett long in Senate service famed for guarding two black snuff boxes in the presiding officer’s recess. It notes his discretion guarding sessions and the tradition of public snuff boxes, plus a later tribute including a silver salver and a gold snuff box. Also mentioned is the American cargo ship’s size and New Orleans voyage.
A new antiseptic named Potassium orthodinitrocresulate or anti nomia, developed in Germany, is described as odorless and cheap. It is made with 1500 to 2000 parts soapsuds and shown to destroy plant parasites and bacteria while preserving yeast used in brewing. Yeast can endure solutions up to five percent concentration.
A portrait honors Alexander Dumas the great French dramatist who recently died. He was the century’s most prolific writer and left a lasting impression on French literature.
In New Zealand the practice involves burying the dead in the earth until flesh decays, then cleaning the bones and storing them in natural caves or artificial tombs, a custom akin to Parsees but executed with local variation.
A 19th century census notes Rhode Island remains the most densely populated state, with 350000 residents on 1300 square miles. It details historical growth, urban manufacturing shifts, and compares density to Belgium and England, while highlighting Pawtucket Woonsocket and Providence population gains.
In India converts face severe penalties including denial of village wells. Families must travel long distances for water. persecution, though unlawful, drives some to abandon faith or exile. Missionaries often engage in protracted legal battles against high caste village authorities, who largely control village life.
A sailor, bailed after an assault case in London, disappeared before his trial and walked 17 miles to Cardiff. He traveled seven days, pawned clothes for food, and went two days with no meals. The attacked party recovered and sailed away, while the judge discharged the defendant and provided ten dollars from the poor box.
In Kentucky a man sentenced in 1877 for malicious cutting to one year in the penitentiary remained at home as no one ever moved to take him to jail. He later appeared before Governor Brown to request serving his term or a pardon. The governor granted clemency and pardoned him.
A Hindoo devotee living as a lonely ascetic has converted after being urged by the London Missionary Society to abandon isolation and preach Christ in the bustling marketplace. The convert struggles with the new public duty but carries it forward with courage.
A dramatic dialogue fragment centers on a heated exchange about past lovers and insult, revealing emotional tension between a woman and a man. The exchange questions fidelity and propriety, highlighting themes of love, pride, and miscommunication.
The notice touts Syrup of Figs as a permanent cure for habitual constipation, says many will choose it over temporary laxatives, and notes Olney as best dressed in the cabinet. It mentions Brown's Bronchial Troades for voice loss and reports horses sold at auction in Chillicothe, Missouri.
The Omaha World-Herald offers prizes to new subscribers who craft the shortest sentence containing all twenty six letters. The gimmick reverses last year’s word count contest and tests inclusion of rare letters like x y z q. Ex Congressmen Bryan edits the paper and advocates free coinage as part of the promotion.
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