The Ridiculous Poem and a Printer's Fate
A humorous verse by Oliver Wendell Holmes recalls a printer’s reaction to a comical manuscript. The narrator watches the printer read line after line, causing escalating laughter. The tale ends with the printer in a ridiculous collapse, and the speaker vows never to write as funny again.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Lady Latimer's Escape Ends in Dangerous Rescue
Audrey Lovel confronts Colonel North on the New Year eve rescue mission to stop Latimer from leaving with North. She pleads, warns of eternal shame, and contact with lodge staff halts the abduction as Latimer resists and vows love. Lovel escorts Latimer home, saving her from ruin.
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Lady Latimer
Juliet
Flen
Danether
Picture Gallery
Colonel North
Akit
Audrey Lovel
Miss Lovel
Darling
Audrey
Miss Lovell
Philip
Lord Latimer
Ancient Views on Diamonds Amethysts and Rubies
The passage cites Plato on diamond formation by star-shine through pure water, Pliney claims diamonds are the hardest and most valuable, Boeutius notes ruby as plague remedy and charm against evil, Serapius links diamonds to healing eruptions and traveler safety, Babinet cites amethyst as sovereign nervous disease cure.
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Plato
Pliney
Booetius
Serapius
Babinet
Wedding Gift Dilemma Sparks Friendly Debate
In a colloquial exchange, First Friend suggests a present for the groom’s party while Second Friend questions the choice. They agree on a showy gift and debate spending, joking about a practical load of hay as an option.
White Alabama Girl Shares Striking Skin Change Tale
A 16 year old girl in Chambers county Alabama narrates a dramatic skin transformation from black to white due to a disease called hico patha. The report notes the unusual change and records it as a medical curiosity from the era.
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Chambers County
Alabama
New York Sees Growing Rank of Trained Janitresses
In New York there are more than a score of trained janitresses earning 400 dollars a year and upward. The first woman janitor began her work about two years ago and she tended an apartment house.
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New York
How She Got a New Parasol
A woman avoids asking for money and crafts a new parasol from an old pongee shade. She trims the lining, reuses scraps, and covers the frame with coffee-stained mousseline de soie to fashion a stylish parasol, proving ingenuity can yield fashion.
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Tom
Why the Boys Cried Over a Theatrical Poster on Eighth Ave
A street scene outside the Manhattan Athletic Club shows two ragged boys crying at a large poster of a melodrama death. A crowd gathers as the boys howl and proclaim the heroine is dead, prompting a sympathetic passerby to ask what is wrong.
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Eighth Avenue
Manhattan Athletic Club
Fifty-sixth
Fifth Seventh Streets
New York
New York Times
Globe Fire Devastates Toronto Buildings Killing Fireman
The Globe newspaper building and several neighboring structures were destroyed in a massive Toronto fire. One firefighter died and others were seriously injured as wind driven flames struck the Yonge Melinda area early January 8.
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Globe Newspaper
Toronto
Ont
Yonge and
Melinda Streets
Globe
Yonge Street
Jordan
Toronto Lithograph Company
Nicholas Rooney
Harry Webb
Melinda and Yonge
5. F. McKin
Robert Foster
Brough & Caswell
Jordan Street
Ardagh
Frank Forsyth
Charles Smedley
Henry Saunders
James Davidson
Smedley
Rooney
Webb
McKinnon
Providence Stamp Sheet from 1846 City Postage
Mr Calder of the Rhode Island Philatelic Society shows a well preserved sheet of 1846 Providence city postage stamps. The sheet includes eleven 5 cent city stamps and one 10 cent outside city stamp printed in black ink. Calder values the rare sheet at 50 dollars, noting only four other sheets are known in Albany and Providence.
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Mr. Calder
Providence
Rhode Island Philatelic Society
Calder
Albany Journal
Man of It Reflects Vanity And Parade Prep
In a Philadelphia Times snippet a man mocks women's vanity while preening for a parade. He pins a Dunk social club badge to his vest and asks Maria to clean a feather regalia and find a charm won at the raffle to hang on his watch chain.
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Maria
Philadelphia Times
Hat Shot Case in Court Sparks Laconically Brutal Reply
In a light judicial scene a man testifies a pistol shot went through his hat as he walked home. The magistrate dismissively replies that a head wound would settle the matter, calling it a neat case in a tersely comic exchange.
Fierce Fire In Baltimore Destroys Fertilizer And Oil Works
A blaze in Baltimore last night wiped out the fertilizer works of Griffith & Boyd the acid works of G H C T Davidson and the Standard Oil yard in Canton. Local losses exceed 200000 with Griffith & Boyd at 100000 Davidson 80000 and Standard Oil about 99000 on oil plus 12000 on buildings and machinery. An explosion from a 500 barrel benzine tank rattled ten miles but no lives were lost.
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Baltimore
Griffith & Boyd
G. H. &. T. Davidson
Standard Oil Company
Canton
G. H. & C. T. Davidson
Hamlin Fire Destroys Mills in Lincoln County
A blaze in Hamlin Lincoln County West Virginia started last night and rapidly consumed the Eagle flour mills Hamlin handle factory and a large saw mill plus several smaller buildings. The fire origin and total loss are not yet known and coverage appears limited by scant insurance.
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Huntington
W. Va
Hamlin
Lincoln County
Eagle Flour Mills
Company Store Burns in Bell Lewis Co Strike Area
A large general store known as the company’s store burned and inundated by water at Bell Lewis & Co. coal area. The loss is estimated around 75,000 dollars as miners remain on strike and the establishment is suspected to be owned by Bell, Lewis & Co.
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Burns
Gen' Ll & Lewis
Bell, Lewis & Co
Handle Factory Destroyed in Foxpay Fire
The handle factory of Gilbert and Young in Foxpay Ohio burned yesterday destroying all stock and machinery. Loss is 6000 dollars with no insurance. Thirty workers are left unemployed.
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Foxpay
Ohio
Gilbert & Young
Hastings Opera Hall Fire Destroys Hall, Losses $49,000
Fire at Hastings Minnesota yesterday destroyed the opera hall owned by P Griffin. The total loss is reported at 49000 with insurance coverage of 3500. The blaze caused extensive damage to the building and its contents.
Breakfast and Dinner Timing for Working Men
The essay argues for proper meal timing and light midday options for busy men. It recommends a light noon luncheon with coffee, a substantial dinner at 6:30 or 7:30, and avoiding excess alcohol or heavy meals. A light night cup of cocoa may help sleep, ensuring hunger at breakfast.
Just Like a Man the Easter Bonnet Mixup
A humorous item notes Mrs Frontpew and her Easter bonnet, praised as a glorious millinery marvel. A second bonnet is found misdelivered to Mrs Slyly, sparking envy and social satire. Frontpew faces questions at home as the event reflects gendered expectations from a San Francisco Examiner fringe column.
Quick Effects of African Arrow Poison
A described African arrow poison acts rapidly, causing faintness, heart palpitations, nausea, pallor, and profuse sweating before death. Experiments suggest fear and shock may influence outcomes. Report notes Stanley’s men died quickly from puncture. antidote using emetic, wound suction, and carbonate of ammonia can be effective if given promptly.
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Stanley
New York Telegram
How Birds Act in a Fog
A Spectator note describes rooks and partridges as more wary in fog than other birds. Partridges stay wild and rooks fly noisily near home, while most wild birds remain silent and mope until darkness lifts.
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