Gems of Thought and a Rural Wisdom Lesson
A column of maxims and a father son exchange on meaning and morals. The dialogue blends aphorisms about sin wealth and generosity with a folksy lesson from Dennis McKay and his father on the phrase quartered oak and practical wit.
Hospital Man Found at Fashion Hall Ball
An ambulance driver reports picking up a man at the doorstep of the St Fashion Assembly hall where a ball is underway. The physician notes the man appears half dead yet shows no clear ailment. The exchange hints at a mystery surrounding the man’s origin and condition.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
St. Fashion Assembly Hall
Bertillon Aims to Revive Picture Telegraph for Criminals
It is reported that M. Bertillon, founder of the Paris police anthropometry, seeks to revive the picture telegraph to rapidly transmit and disseminate portraits of suspected criminals for quicker service.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
M. Bertillon
Paris
Hostetters Stomach Bitters Promoted for Rheumatism and More
An advertisement extolls Hostetters Stomach Bitters as a preventive and remedy for rheumatism noting its potential danger and life impact. It claims the tonic helps with malaria dyspepsia nervousness kidney troubles and general infirmities especially in the aged and those exposed to wet weather.
Better Than a String. Mother Johnny
A school day errand turns into a family scene as a child is sent to a shop to pick up four sticks of something and a bar of soap while a humorous exchange about a stick of candy and remembering soup unfolds.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Johnny
Teething Remedy Mentioned in Odd Rhyme Note
A jumbled excerpt hints at an old teething remedy for children called SooTnine Strur by Mrs. Wavenew. The text reads like a folk cure instruction with archaic phrasing and uncertain spellings.
Cee's Cough Balsam Ad Ends Early
An old promotional snippet touts Cee's Cough Balsam as the oldest and best cure for colds. It claims quick relief and reliability, urging use before travel and mentioning a quirky misquoted line about parks and mornings.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cee
Balsam
Beautiful Trans Siberian Vista Off Sakhalin Island
The narrator describes a striking scene off Sakhalin Island with 580 clear blue water seeing the bottom and fish shoals. A white water surface like snow appears over a square mile, briefly turning blue when a rifle sparkles snowflakes, amid millions of white birds migrating to the area.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sakhalin Island
Great Tree Crab Falls To Nails After Cocoa Nut Heist
A peculiar African crab known as the Great Tree Crab climbs cocoanut trees to bite nuts and descends backward. Natives drive nails around trunks to deter it. as the crab’s soft underside touches the nails during descent it believes it has hit ground, lets go, and dies.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Africa
Odd Irish wit Father Healy dies in Killiney
Fisher Healy the famed parish priest of Killiney has died. He was a gifted wit and a lasting Irish humorist. His quips, including a sharp reply to Balfour, are recalled as enduring. The piece notes his humor survives beyond repeated retellings. Also referenced is a steam weapon patent by William H. Reeve of New York for repelling train rowdies with steam jets.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fisher Healy
Killiney
Mr. Balfour
Ireland
Father Healy
William H. Reeve
New York
Scientific Americar
NEW York Weekly Tribune
United States
Omaha Weekly Bee
Omaha Weekly Bet
Omaha
Neb
Government Gold Law Enforces Mine Output for Dutch State
A strict law in Transvaal prohibits private purchase of mined gold. All uncoined gold must go to the Dutch government at fixed rates, with severe penalties for possession. Many prosperous individuals have been imprisoned under enforcement.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Transvaal
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad
Local notice promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure as a constitutional remedy from F. J. Cheney & Co. It claims to cure catarrh by acting on blood and mucous membranes and offers $100 if it fails, with internals and a price of 75 cents at druggists.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
F. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
Hanson
Can't Catch It Mrs Parvenoo And
Witty exchange about husbands chasing silver and failing to catch it in a lighthearted stitched dialogue. Mrs Heavyplate notes her husband chases silver as well but never catches it, prompting humorous banter between Mrs Parvenoo and Mrs Heavyplate.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs. Parvenoo
St Jacobs Oil Ad Promises Quick Pain Relief
An advertising proverb claims health should be kept right and pains cured. The text presents St Jacobs Oil as a prompt remedy for bodily ailments and suggests it helps the unemployed return to work. It asserts those who use it are doing well and improving their condition.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pierce
Gage
St. Jacobs
Opal Remains Unique Among Gems for Counterfeit Shield
The opal stands as the sole gem resistant to counterfeiting with its delicate tints that cannot be reproduced, highlighting its unmatched natural beauty and authenticity.
Seeds and seed catalog ads entice readers across states
Advertisement fragment markets 1000 bushels per acre potatoes and other seeds from the John A. Salzer Seed Co. plus a Giant Spurry sample. Also included are medical ad lines promising cure or pay from Dr. Joan Shelby and a quirky note about a hunchback.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John A. Salzer Seed Co
la Crosse
Wis
Wahu
Wabash Excursion to Arkansas and Texas
Wabash Line announces February 12 excursion tickets to Arkansas Texas Lake Charles for round trip fare plus two dollars, returnable within twenty days. Horace Seely, Des Moines agent, available for details.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Arkansas
Texas
Lake Charles
Horace Seely
Des Moines
Owa
Quick Atlas of Village Vignettes and Wit
A collage of short dialogue snippets and local anecdotes. Interactions cover health resort reputations, racing tips and winnings, relationship jibes, polite misunderstandings, thrift in shopping, a coffee tea mix up, and a preacher’s humorous grace over greens and corn bread. Scenes from small town life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Quericus
Cynicus
Blickens
Charles
Beezie’s
Beezie
Los Angeles Growth Cited As SF Trade Falls Behind
San Franciscans fear LA's rising commercial power as the city rapidly expands with more than 900 new buildings in nine months, surpassing San Francisco's recent activity. A New York agency notes U S hotels were swindled out of 22 419 51 by bill jumpers in the past year.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Los Angeles
San Francisco
New York
United States
Also Mentioned on This Page
Sam
Dennis McKay
Mr. McKay
Pennis
Dinnis
Canada
Frank Campieeca
East Dickinson, Franklin Co
Mrs. Camfield
Dr Pierce
A.G. Spalding & Bros
Wabash Ave
Chicago
Loisiana
Y Bros
Marion Harland
Royal Baking Powder CO
Wall &T
Australia
New
Joan Shelby
Sheeley Block
Omaha, Neb
Nebraska
Eustis
General Passeng
Eastern
Bengal
Piso
P. Dieter
Throop Ave
Brooklyn
Fidelity
Ely
A.O. Cary
Cornina
N. Y
ELY Brothers
Warren St
Walter Baker
Eas
Industrial
Europe
Theria
Walter Baker & CO
Dolchester, Mass
Inter-State Savings and Loan Association
New York Life Building
Minneapolis
Minn
D.M
Kinaly
Cricago House Wrecking CO
S. Halsted St
North
Union Stock Yards
Western
Iowa
Monona County
Power & Wilsey
Nsion Woismington
U.S. Pension Bureau
Atty Aloe
Omr A.a
Y. A
McCrew
Maha
14Th
Farsam Sts
Cthegred
New York Tribune
the Weekly Bee
Kimball
Wheeler & Wilson
Denver
Omaha Week World-Herald