Will You Love Me When I Am Bald
A poetic monologue asking a lover if devotion lasts as aging shaves the head. The speaker imagines aging, the loss of hair, and the transformation of appearance while pleading for continued affection and loyalty. References to tombstones and the future contrast with intimate vows.
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Pierce Bute
Trapped Burglar Mistaken for Crime Suspect in Berlin
A night journey to a building leads to a three by two by twelve foot trap as a reporter falsely believed a burglar and is imprisoned behind iron doors. After hours of ringing the bell and clawing at doors, he is freed by police and recounts the harsh treatment and a chastisement for the officers.
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Monia
Knox & Knowles
Mater
Bureau
T Ie
Berlin
Dante
Ceadedek
Inahi
Rascal
Artists Discuss Clouds as Passenger Fears Public Ride
A stagecoach party of artists mocked a passing landscape while a sedate elderly woman beside them grew increasingly anxious. Insensitive chatter about paintings and a church sparked her alarm until she cried stop and paid her fare, grateful to have escaped the allegedly mad group.
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Rodiy
New York Ledger
Banana Peel Banter and a Man at Large
A Washington Post quip collection describes a man at large through a string of puns and wordplay about risibilities bound boys and artesian wells. The dialogue highlights misheard phrases and casual banter as observers react to a street scene.
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Washington Post
Newlyweds Promise Tobacco Abstinence After Confession
A wife recalls discovering her husband’s tobacco habit on their porch wedding morning. He confesses his addiction and requests forgiveness. They agree to quit together, with she admitting she was ready for him despite never using snuff before marriage.
Mask Choice Amid Masquerade Plans at City Event
A shopper seeks a fully covering woven mask for a masquerade in New York. The exchange notes popular mask options and references a Chicago Tribune item about a fundraiser for the Grant monument, hinting at a social event with concealment needs.
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Senate
York
Iemon Roca
Grant Monument Fund
Chicago Tribune
The Spanish Murderess Outwits Black Pedro in Escape
A wealthy Spaniard Senor LaBarrier dies and his widow Lenora flees after prussic acid is found. Detective Black Pedro trails her to an elegant room where she escapes by posing as a messenger. A mulatto youth and a disguise of aging conceal her, and she boards a steamer before capture. The chase ends with her safe departure.
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Senor LaBarrier
St. Thomas
Senor
Pedro
Senorita Lapareta
Senora
Hbad
Lenora
America
Boston Globe
Hungry man of Essex seeks sympathy for endless appetite
An Essex man signing as Samuel Morse writes to us about a lifelong voracious hunger. He claims to eat endlessly, with one pound of steak triggering more cravings, and reports a heavy coated tongue and nocturnal feasts. Doctors find no cure and skeptics call his tale curious.
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Samuel Morse
Essex
Mass
Mr. Morse
Globe
Mr. More
Zoological Garden
New York
Museum of Natural History
Morse
Nan
Minister’s Mixed Matrimony Moment In St. John New York
A South Boston paper relays a comic wedding misadventure witnessed by a minister in St. John New York. Two middle aged lovers struggled to locate a lost ring as the clergyman, nearly deaf and forgetful, fretted while relatives hunted under a sofa. The scene ended with the regular minister arriving to complete the ceremony.
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Boston
St. John
N. Y
Boston Herald
Indian storyteller recalls Gen Crook and an Apache battle
J B Shepard of Arizona recounts a clash with Apaches taught by Gen Crook. The tale describes a sun chase at Crazy Jim's Gulch, a prairie fire distraction, and Crook halting a slaughter to spare lives. The piece also reflects on California and its violent history and pugilism culture.
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J.B. Shepard
Arizona
West
Gen. Crook
Crazy Jim's Gulch
Crook
Jim
Bluffer in the Park: Man Tries to Bluff Officer
An East Grand Circus Fark patrolman stops a man sitting beneath a tree at midnight. The man boasts of fighting ability but admits fear when grabbed. He laughs at himself as a mere bluffer and agrees to be taken in after the officer proves his courage.
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East Grand Circus
Fark
Detroit Free Press
Little Boy Learns Electricity From Papa and Dictionary
A New York Weekly excerpt shows a boy asking about volt amperes and ohms and the father urging him to look up terms in the dictionary. The dialogue defines volt as electromotive force one ampere through one ohm of resistance and clarifies ampere and ohm with simple explanations.
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Papa
New York Weekly
Vulgar remark at auditorium overheard by Miss Andreste
Miss Andreste and Mrs Prinehap overhear Miss Haynack say the heat makes her wish to strip and cool off. Mr Rounder notes the quotes are unpleasant. Andreste quips Haynack is not strong and needs covering lungs in the heat.
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Miss Andreste
Love letter foretelling Stowe fame and wife’s virtue
The excerpt presents a preface by Harriet Beecher Stowe’s son about Calvin E. Stowe’s love letter to his wife. It envisions the letter as prophetic of her literary power and as a model of female virtue for households. It praises balance, harmony, and encouragement for both spouses and children, urging the wife to cultivate intellect and health while the husband recognizes her excellence.
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Stowe
Calvin E. Stowe
Wakefield
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Onxeter
Capital Banquet Rendered as Gastronomic Poem
A description of a lavish dinner where every dish matched in cost and quality, and Epicureans in the capital praised the meal as a culinary poem.
Romance on the Overland Flyer Ends in Family Tates
An Amtrak style scene aboard the overland flyer depicts two drummers overhearing a Pennsylvania widow and a North Platte girl, Minnie, discovering she is to wed Charley Stanton. The mother praises the couple and the drummers express admiration, tears, and hope as the train continues west.
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Hindadhieh
Soulless
Eth
Nebraska
Pennsylvania
North Platte
Sidney
Grand Island
Charley Stanton
Minnitis
Charley
Minnie
Sly
Charney Stanton
West
Omadha Bee
Extravagant Dinners and Floral Delights In Washington Society
The Cleveland Leader notes lavish cost for New Year celebrations in Washington with terrapin at $25 a dozen, canvasback ducks at $6 a pair, $1 plates of ices, and flowers priced from $1 to $10 per dozen. It recalls Roswell P. Flower’s wedding spending and strawberries at 25 cents each for dignitaries, with guests dining on gold and silver plates and lace napery at a grand Stanford–Grant dinner.
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Cleveland
Roswell P. Flower
California
Washington
Palmer
Spain
Senator Stanford
Ges. Grant
Unique Railroad Collision On East Tennessee Line
A veteran railroad worker recalls a rare accident on the East Tennessee road between McRae and Scotland. Two trains on a single track met as a construction engine attempted a switch, forcing multiple lever reversals and near misses before derailing the wrecking engine, which survived with minor damage.
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East Tennessee Road
McRae
Scotland
Atlanta Constitution
Miss Jenkins Tardy Youth and Quiet Romance Rumor
A country school ma'am disciplines Willie Smith for lateness blaming Miss Jenkins. The dialogue reveals Willie’s claim that Miss Jenkins, a town youth, sees him seven times weekly, that they talk sweetly, and that he gave her a ring. The scene hints at a potential courtship and impending marriage between Miss Jenkins and the local man.
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Willie Smith
Jenkins’ Bean
Willie
A Popular Dance and the New Minute Waltz
A dialogue notes Strauss new minute waltz is lovely while one character dislikes the poky figures. The other praises the melody and describes a moment where dancers hug after the music changes. Source: New York Weekly.
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New York Weekly
Drummer’s Suspenseful Pitch Sparks Old City Yarn
In a city scene a man recounts meeting a drummer who had been on the road three years and made only one sale. The drummer asks what he sold and JT replies suspension bridges. The tale echoes across Atlanta and Birmingham papers with wry hope for the youth’s future and a pennywise punchline.
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Atlanta Constitution
Iowa Legislature Battles Over State Exhibits and Local Bills
The Iowa Senate and House clash over World’s Fair exhibits and a flood of bills. Measures range from city control, street railways, and bond issuance to school fund rates, tax reforms, and property protections with Governor Boies naming labor statisticians and legislators advancing joint-rate and anti trust bills.
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Chicago
Marth
Tescole
Senate
Rewenta
Gateh
Snihdoos
Dungan
Myers
Ng Congress
Union
Mack
Gov. Boies & Message
L. Carpenter
Des Moines
Capitol
House Ut
Chamberlain
House
Richman
Corpor
Ma. Macx
Soldiers’ Horse
Marshalltown
Board of Supervisors
Reiniger
Pharmacy Commission
Dayton
Dent
Holbrook
Heichmen
Sll
Iowa
Fish Commission
Coness
Gov
Boies
J. K. Sovereign
Atlantic
Sovereign
Knights of Labor
Augustus C. Tu
Osage
Dat Romeniesi
Ebegnen
Pitts
Funk
Hose
Boles
J. J. Dunn
Charles Beardsley
Byers
Chariton
Gardiner
Fish and Me
Sherman
J. L. Brown
Brown
Democratic Caucus
MaTroon
Finn
Secretary of State
Committee On Judiciary
Interesting Iowa items of 1890s local note and mischief
A miscellany from Iowa towns reports a two headed calf in Cherokee County, railroad tax figures for 1889, several dairy and mill developments, burglaries at Hamburg post office, and local anecdotes about society life, crime, and oddities across Clinton, Cerro Gordo, Dallas, and other counties.
Facts About American Railroads in a Historical View
The material lists average earnings for locomotives about ten dollars daily and costs for palace sleeping cars up to seventeen thousand. It notes one million railroad workers, eight wheel high class locomotives at eight thousand five hundred, and 208 749 railroad bridges spanning 3.21 miles. It calls out the Kinzua viaduct as the highest at 305 feet and the Poughkeepsie cantilever span as the longest at 548 feet. It also mentions the Alpine tunnel at eleven thousand five hundred ninety six feet and a mile build cost near thirty thousand, with Canadian Pacific running east to west from Quebec to the Pacific.
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United States
Kinzua
Canadian Pacific
Quebec
Pacific Ocean
Poughkeepsie
Hudson River
Denver & South Park
Union Pacific
Alpine Tunnel
Stage and theater property news from 1911 era
Henry French buys royalty rights to The Senator from Sydney Rosenfeld. Harry Harwood and Alice Haines of Shenandoah to wed soon. Prouty Inn Bucksport Maine now owned by Richard Golden. Miss Eastlake may visit the U.S. in 1912 season seeking a new drama including Jerome K Jerome script in repertoire.
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T. Henry French
Sydney
Rosenfeld
Harry Harwood
Alice Haines
Shenandoah” Company
Prouty
Bucksport
Maine
Jed Prouty
Richard Golden
Miss Eastlake
Jerome K. Jerome
England
Great Lakes Facts and Comparative Details
The text lists measurements for all five Great Lakes including lengths, widths, mean depths, areas, and surface elevations. It notes Lake Superior as largest, Ontario as smallest, Huron as deepest, Erie as shallowest, and that Ontario lies entirely outside the U S.
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Lake Snperior
Lake Michigan
Milwaukee
Lake Huron
Georgian Bay
Great Lakes
Saginaw Bay
Lake Erie
Lake Ontario
Lake Superior
Ontario
Huron
Erie
United States
One-Eyed Secretary Tracy Endured Hard Winter Teaching
The article recalls Secretary Tracy who lost sight in one eye years ago and taught a winter term at Cananna in Owego New York. A violent incident ended when Wesley Tappin threw a slate that struck Tracy, injuring him and causing the school to adjourn, after which he did not return.
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Tracy
Cananna
Owego
N. Y
Wesley Tappin
New York
An Elephant's Venerable Age in History
The journals note the death of a famous elephant named Sello once owned by the Kandyan kings. Taken by the British in 1815, the creature was said to be 15 then and died naturally at 89. Boston2 Buiget.
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Hannah J. Wigg
Delaware County
Ca Sello
Kandy
Accent wars between Americans and English speakers
The piece recounts how Americans and Britons spar over whose English is purer and how travelers joke about language habits. Anecdotes show Americans praised for English clarity in Boston while encounters in Berlin and Germany expose cross Atlantic pride and miscommunication.
Turned Two Pages at Once in Virginia Lecture
Citizens in a Virginia town attended a late evening talk at the Baptist Church where Mr Barnes presented illustrated views. The assistant handled the apparatus as the audience watched a scene said to be the National Bridge of Virginia and a village landscape. A heckler interrupted from the gallery with a sharp rebuke about lovers and strolling in cross.
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Virginia
Barnes
Baptist Church
National
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