Worth Knowing Puzzles And Quips Across Papers
Across newspapers a collage of wry lines and anecdotes. A precocious child jokes about bigamy. A plaster advertisement claims originality. A Paris billiards table inspires a quip about shots. A writer asks about rest, with an auto station as punchline.
The Obese Lady and Other Week’s Humorous Bits
A collection of lighthearted gags and dialogue about eccentric characters. Jokes reference the Living Skeleton, the Obese Lady, charity, and social pretensions with quips about marriage, doctors, dressmakers, and get-rich-quick schemes.
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Borneo
Indiana
What He Thought
A humor column fragment catalogues quips and exchanges on everyday life. Snappy lines cover hiring a gentle horse, bachelor girl jokes, mischief at the seashore and winter, divorce quips, and remarks on vanity and appetite.
Humorous Vignettes Nonsense and Domestic Laughs
A string of short humorous sketches and witticisms features a boastful suitor, a joke about snoring, a flirtatious chorus on marriage, a music-loving musician, a cynical doctor’s fee, and English notes from Berlin. The items riff on marriage, money, and social quirks with brisk punchlines and cheeky banter.
Fragmented Quotes and Editorial Snippets From Daily Papers
A string of brief quotations from Cleveland Leader Baltimore American and Success Magazine. Topics include discipline for a child accused of playing with matches a neighbor blaming a dog for mischief a rubber mat disappearance and a cautionary note about prioritizing character over wealth.
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Baltimore American
Medical wonders and a luncheon debate in Success Magazine
A Philadelphia physician notes that examining a child’s throat reveals which foot it stands on by blood flow. A second doctor claims brain growth from mental training. The host adds a tale of predicting dinner from a glance into a pocketbook.
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Carlous
Philadelphia
Success Magazine
Dean's Kidney Pills Promoted by Minnesota Merchant
A Albert Lea dry goods merchant D Hayden praises Dean's Kidney Pills claiming rapid kidney relief cured back pain and night discomfort. The ad notes 50 cents a box and Foster Milburn Co of Buffalo as distributors. The clipping blends with humorous vignettes and quips from early 20th century newspaper items.
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Minnesota
Dean
Hayden
O. C. Hayden & Co
Albert Lea
Minn
Foster-Milburn Company
Buffalo
N. Y
A College Man Finds Grape-Nuts Eases Study Strain
A student recounts diet changes from greasy foods to Grape-Nuts improving strength weight and mental clarity. His sister and brother also report health gains from the cereal and he notes many others among fellow students benefited. The Postum Co. promotes The Road to Wellville booklet.
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Frank
Post Office
Washington City
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Cured psoriasis tale replaces yearslong ailment with Cuticura
A 1905 testimonial from W. M. Chides ter of Hutchinson Kansas describes thirty five years of psoriasis, severe itching, and bleeding scales finally cured in thirty days by Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent. The piece also carries jokes from Harper's Weekly and a superstition quip about a horsehoe.
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W. M. Chidester
Hutchinson
Kan
Salzer Seed Book Promises Free Seed Offer
A Salzer Seed Co notice advertises a special seed book with bargain prices for grass hay seeds. It claims free enough seed to grow 5 tons of grass on a farm in summer and offers Conros flowers for a remit of 4e, listing John A Salzer Seed Co. as the issuer.
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Alzer
John A. Salzer
Easy to See The Lady and Gentleman Exchange Seats
A Cleveland Leader captioned dialogue shows a lady rebuking a man for not giving up a seat on a streetcar. The gentleman questions the claim and responds with a remark about travel habits, ending with a brief exchange on courtesy.
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Cleveland
Hall's Catarrh Cure Promises Cure for Catarrh
Readers are told Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to medicine for catarrh a constitutional disease. The remedy is taken internally and attacks blood and mucous surfaces to destroy the disease's foundation. Proponents offer one hundred dollars if it fails and urge sending for testimonials. Also promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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Hall
F. J. Cherry & CO
Toledo
Hali
The Modest Worm at Weekly Meeting
A Philadelphia Public Ledger snippet portrays a wealthy man speaking humbly to a church group. He jokes about being a worm of the dust while avoiding attention at the collection box.
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Bridget
Mrs. S
Harper’s Weekly
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Voiced by Readers
A letter from Mrs Emma Cottely of New York praises Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for relieving backache menstrual pain and general female ailments after months of suffering. The note urges other women to seek Mrs Pinkham's advice and mentions her long history of assisting ill women from Lynn Massachusetts.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Holmes
Cottely
J.C. Holmes
Larimore
North Dakota
Emma Cottely
East 12Th Street
New York City
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