The Register-Tribune’s Witty World 1920s Snippets
A long collage of humorous notes and reflections on suffrage, travel, aviation prizes, politics, and technology. It delves into early 20th century curiosities from a Philadelphian death joke to baron Takahira’s U.S. return and a Georgia bill on women riding astride. It notes a dawn mower double as a music box and traces ancient taxicab ideas to Chinese carts counting revolutions.
Government clerks report shows one in ten deemed inefficient
Washington officials discuss Nagel's order requiring bureaus to assess clerk efficiency. The revelation that about ten percent fail to meet standards prompts debate on civil service reform and the potential for civil pensions. Salaries range from 750 to 2400 dollars, with many earning over 1200, while hours run 9 to 445 PM.
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Washington
Department of Conmercce and
Nagel
United States
Breadless people and staple foods in Austria Italy and Romania
Substin tutes used in parts of Italy Austria and Romania show bread is scarce in several regions. In Oberstermark near Vienna stern or heiden replaces bread, polenta and mamaliga serve as staple dishes, with mamaliga in Romania resembling polenta but keeping grains distinct rather than forming a solid mass.
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Itly
Austria
Roumania
Italy
Oberstelrmark
Vienna
stern
Steiermark
Carynthia
Tyrol
Sturgis Mississippi Declared A Square Town
A 1886 Mississippi law proclaims the town of Sturgis in Oktibbeha County incorporated with corporate limits described as a twelve hundred yard square, effectively declaring the circle squared by legislative decree. The passage presents a mathematical paradox within a legal text.
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Sturgis
Mississippi
Oktiboeha County
Oktibbeha
Caleb Hannah
Marriage Bode Well in Jestful Quarrel at Dinner
A June bride recalls a failed meal and a husband’s outburst as a humorous domestic moment. The Detroit Free Press quotes a wife noting her spouse swore at the table after dinner. It hints at a broader complaint about shifting blame and the decline of old fashioned motherhood.
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Detroit Free Press
Zeppelin Plan To Reach North Pole By Airship
Kaiser and Count Zeppelin back an Arctic airship expedition to Cross Bay Spitzbergen in 1910 aiming to reach the pole. Prof von Hergesell joins, wind and sun create challenges, with scientific aims amid strong odds and reliance on ground guidance.
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NORTH POLE
HE Kaiser
Count Zeppelin
Zeppelin
Cross Bay
Spitsbergen
Germany
Berlin
Philadelphia Ledger
arctic
Kaiser
Zeppelin-Hergesell
von Hergesell
Strasburg
pole
Spitzbergen
Zeppelin Sr
Andree
storme
polar
Nansen
Fram
Prof
Hrgesell
Wellman
Once More A Failure In A Rich American Romance
A Chicago heiress Mira Patterson marries Count Gizycki of Russian Poland amid wealth and social prominence. The marriage collapses amid gambling and extravagance, leading to a brutal separation and a protracted international custody battle over their daughter Felicia. Authorities and family power converge in Paris London Vienna and Cherbourg before the count loses custody and the family reassembles in Chicago.
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America
Miranor Patterson
Chicago
Count Gizycki
Poland
Eleanor Patterson
Robert W. Patterson
Chicago Tribune
Joseph Medill Patterson
St. Petersburg
Robert S. McCormick
United States
Russia
Washington
Miss Patterson
Vienna
Europa
London
Felicia
Paris
England
sedra
Joseph Medill McCormick
Patterson and McCormick familes
France
Jnto
McCormick
Cherbourg
New York City
New York
Gisycki
felicia wil
Noted women gifts shape American philanthropy
The piece highlights prominent American women funders led by Mrs Leland Stanford and Mrs Russell Sage. It notes Stanford University endowment of 30 million, Sage's 65 million fortune and 10 million endowment, along with gifts from Helen Gould, Mrs Belmont, Consuelo Vanderbilt, and others. It emphasizes motives to eradicate poverty and ignorance through generous philanthropy rather than mere relief.
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United States
Leland Stanford
Stanford
university
Russell Sage
Russell Sage Foun
Helen Gould
Jay Gould
United States army and navy
Oliver H. P. Belmont
William K Vanderbilt
Nassau Hospital
Mineola
L. I
New York
Belmont
BAUE
Duchess of Marlborough
Consuelo Vanderbilt
London
Giulia Morosini
Harold F. McCormick
Chicago
Smith Rockefeller
John D. Rockefeller
GOULD
Standard Oil to Enter Butter Market With Petroleum Butter
A Bayonne Bayonne report claims Standard Oil chemists developed a by product that yields giltedge butter from crude petroleum. Plans reportedly include a large buttermaking plant in Constable Holl, Bayonne, with surveys suggesting petroleum butter could dominate U S and foreign markets within a year. Reports say Rockefeller interests push a cheap process to extract cream from kerosene derived milk, creating butter fat rich milk and pasteurized byproducts.
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New York
Standard Oil works
Constable Holl
Bayonne
John D. Rockefeller
Rockefeller corporation
patroleum
alag
Peasant and the Diamond in a Rift of Prospecting
Antoine, a humble peasant who left Vierzon for South Africa, probes a Vaal River claim on shares. He and a boy labor amid repeated discouragement before spotting a 288 carat rough diamond that becomes a legend. The gem, cut to 12 carats, sells for hundreds of thousands.
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Antoine
Vierzon
South Africa
Franklin Clarkins
Vaal
hasits
Most Rare Autograph of Thomas Lynch Jr
A dealer explains the high value of Thomas Lynch Jr autograph letters as a signer of the Declaration. The piece traces ownership from Jared Sparks to Thomas Addison Emmet, then Daly, then Emmet, and finally to the Lenox Library in New York. The record notes prior sale prices up to $6,250.
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Thomes Lynch, Jr
Thomas Lynch, Jr
Tie
angin
Thomas Jayneh, Jr
Lynch
George Wallington
Jared Sparks
Tarvard College
Thomas Addis Emmet
Anqustin Daly
Emmet repsuted
Daly
Lenoxbrary
New York
How to Make a Farmer in All Ireland Review
An article asserts the foundation of national success lies in farming and dairies. A Danish observer notes children educated in farming and Danish sagas shape sturdy citizens who become good farmers. The piece contrasts arbitration with inevitable social enforcement and ends with a rural warning about neighborly expectations.
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All Ireland Review
Denmark
Neta x waelleduye
Clock of the street arch ancient water clock in Canton
In Canton China the copper jar water clock known as the copper jar dropping water is over 3,000 years old with a weather vane. Four copper jars form a stair like device where water drips from jar to jar and a bamboo float marks time. Morning and evening it indicates time by dipping water between jars.
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Canton
China
womory
Tascary
Some Married Meditations and a Treasure Dive
A column rails at marital woes and fashion foibles while noting the steamer Douglas crew’s bid to recover the sunken Wable at Thunder Bay Island. Divers seek $1,000,000 worth of refined copper and bullion lying 100 feet down in Lake Huron with new methods after eight years of trials.
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Douglas
Lake Huron
Thunder Bay
Taland
aub
gedsala
treagura
Similarity of Matrimony to a Phone Call
A quaint comparison notes that matrimonial progress mirrors making a call. You approach, ring a belle, and give your name, then seek a response. The playful line suggests courtship unfolds like dialing in, with emphasis on first impressions and acceptance.
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