Witty musings and social quips from The Register-Tribune
The article surveys society chatter from The Register-Tribune, noting jokes about marriage, celebrities, and public figures. It satirizes talk of long marriages, astronomy jokes, and dynasty rumors while commenting on athletic drills in schools and business overcapitalization.
Wealth and Archaeology Offer A Call To Rich Youth
Acolumn argues the overcapitalization of individuals harms progress and praises archaeological pursuit. It highlights Dr Schlemann’s findings driving renewed public interest, and lauds Prof George Olcott for urging rich young men to fund discoveries in Southern Europe and Asia Minor. It frames exploration as thrilling, career rich, and a path to shared scholarly glory.
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Sehlemann
George N. Olcott
Columbia University
Adventiums
Europe
Asta
Amiorthany Din
Tree of the Future Spanish Benn Broached as Horse Feed
The New York Commercial reports Senor Bartolome Bonet’s claim that the algarroba or carob tree, found along the Spanish coast and on Majorca and Ibiza, yields beans used to fatten and strengthen horses. Production, soil needs, and grafting methods are outlined, noting frost as the tree’s main danger and limited lumber value.
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Tuited
Barcelona
Senor Bartolome Bonet
Ridgely
Mediterranean
Majorca
Ibiza
Villarez
Tortosi
New York Commercial
Tender Mercies in a Conference Seat
A distorted report from a Methodist Conference session in New York includes a lurid illustration about deathbed scenes. The preacher, Bishop Joseph W. Berry, narrates a grim anecdote about a dying man confessing, then asks if life’s struggles are worth it. The tale shifts to a cynical punchline about hotel staff, implying unsafe or blunt judgments.
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Joseph W. Berry
Methodist
New York
Narvae
Jay
voRas
Origin of agriculture traced to ancient times and deserts
The article cites Prof. Wiegend of the University of Bors arguing that agriculture began in the south and east of Europe and spread north and west. It notes neolithic crops in Europe and the Americas, domesticated animals, and claims deserts offered early benefits for travel and settlement, shaping hunter and herder migrations.
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Surone
Wiegend
University of
Bors
Neolithia Amer
Europe
Mediterranean
Do Spiders Sleep and Hunt by Day and Night
Nicholas reviews spider habits, arguing spiders sleep at times but remain alert for prey. He notes orb weavers drop to strings at dusk, spin a web, and may nap briefly without missing prey. Some species hunt mainly at night while others hunt in daylight, but many work around the clock.
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Shinber
Nicholas
A Dog and His Name
A former Berlin resident recalls a neighbor who named a mongrel dog Schultz to mock him. A magistrate orders the dog’s name changed or a fine. The column also guffaws at a telephone prank where Mrs Gaddie asks to speak to a wife about shopping in bad weather.
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Berlin
Schulz
Schultz
A Superior Brand. Mrs Jenkins Measles Exchange
A Wit and Style vignette from London Tit-Bits humor pages reflects social chatter about measles among children of various social groups. The brief dialog mocks status and propriety, noting how rumors spread when illness touches families.
Change the Sherman Law by A. E. Ingalls
Banker A E Ingalls argues public talk mislabels corporations as inherently corrupt and demands Sherman Act change. He claims railroads operate lawfully and warns against reformers seeking neighbors' property while condemning overzealous state laws that criminalize simple price agreements between two butchers.
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A. E. Ingalls
Why The Medicine Man Is Passing
Frederick Treyes argues that reliance on medicines will fade as diet, sun, and air improve, noting vast declines in deaths from tuberculosis and other diseases. He cites 1665 plague and 1861 5 mortality trends to underscore a shift toward prevention over treatment.
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Ay Frederick Treyes
Great Britain
England
Irish Verses on Plague and Death
Fragmentary verse argues that leprosy and plague would be unknown in Ireland and that the Black Death has no place in Irish lands, claiming that an Irishman sees England as unfit to dwell. The lines imply national pride and a distancing from English plague fears.
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England
Money Mania and Greed in Modern Society
In a denunciation by Rev. Dr. Charles Locke, the article condemns money obsession and argues wealth can fund philanthropy yet corrupts character. It cites rabid desire for riches, skyrocketing corporate power, crushing small dealers, and reckless extravagance including the brutal rise of automobile wealth dangers.
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Charles 8. Locke
Bimantty
Ingipe
Why Women Do Not Marry by Henry S. Pritchatt
The piece argues college and professional women gain independence reducing marriage as a necessity. It asserts happiness comes from wise choice and love, not obligation, and that independence allows women to select partners or remain single, reshaping traditional views of matrimony.
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Henry S. Pritchatt
Hamlin the Baker and the Crimean Bread Story
Cyrus Hamlin, Bowdoin student turned educator and president of Robert College, built a steam engine for the college and later pioneered steam flour milling in Constantinople. His bread improved from sour to edible as he refined the process, leading to the fame of Hamlin's Bread among soldiers and civilians alike. He visited a military hospital at Sentari amid the Crimean War, tending to ill and wounded.
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Cyrus Hamlin
Bowdoin College
Robert College
Constantinople
Crimea
Minaionary
Bowdoin
Smith
Hamlin
United States
Uze
Iabors
Hercules
Trula
Sentari
Missionary Baker Clarifies Identity for Bogish Bread
In a tense scene a chief physician asks if the Amer ican Reverend Hamlin is Tintulin the baker. Hamlin explains he is both missionary and baker. The conference ends with Bogish obtaining good bread at half the prior price, replacing sour bread that soldiers found hard to eat.
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Tintulin
Doctor Hamlin
Hamlin
Doctor Mapleton
Mushrooms and Toadstools Explained as Safe and Dangerous
The piece argues the public mislabels mushrooms and toadstools, noting many fungi are polyonious and unsafe if misidentified. It stresses that education should cover the vast varieties and cautions against assuming safety by avoiding one known type. The author critiques how experts and laypeople alike conflate edible with non-edible forms.
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New York
Thia Cage
Minister tells parable on missing chickens and box theft
At a worship service a colored minister jokes about a mislaid collection as he notes a brother failed to lock his fowlhouse door. He hints at suspicions of a token thief in a parable aimed at finances, while the grand collection proceeds without interruption.
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Hrederen
Wattle Royal Saga on Active Presidential Candidacy
A Washington Star excerpt mocks the idea of an active presidential nomination bid. It notes the risk of courting attention as a rival and the potential to be sidelined early. The piece also quips a man should mind his wife socially to avoid dangerous credit.
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