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Newspaper
Akron Register Tribune
Location
Akron, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Mar 30, 1933
Page
6
Farmer Hardpate resists a railway survey through his farm as a diplomatic agent offers $500 cash and $1,000 in stock for the right of way. Hardpate refuses, warning the project could endanger his livestock and burden him as a stockholder.
A dialogue indicates one man questions another about starting a mate, while the second replies he lacks a self starter and needs a crank. The exchange shows a rough joke or comedic slang between two individuals.
A cavalry officer orders Private Rooney to shoe a horse at the training camp. After three hours the officer repeats the command, and Rooney gasps in disbelief asking if the order was to shoed, revealing a comic misunderstanding.
A humorous Globe of Toronto exchange shows a patient asking if opening windows helped. the doctor confirms the patient’s cold is gone but jokes about losing his suit and watch, reflecting light domestic humor.
A jumble of quotes and quips shows stray barking at tradespeople and comments on wages. A stray dog story hints at noisy life with commenters debating pets and work, while a pun and a joke about a three week old chicken provoke questions about growth.
Humorous snippets show Mrs Brown explaining high rent keeps families indoors and a cook learning routine. A light exchange about husbands at clubs and breakfast on Thursdays reflects social humor. Separate items reference Bayes losing money and prisoners in a pun on competition.
The article discusses the rising fortunes of humorists in broadcasting and the evolving craft of joke writing. It notes high salaries for performers and writers, the shifting ethics of humor, and the scientific approach to eliciting laughter through incongruity, anticipation, and controlled danger.
A vintage health ad touts Dr Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin as a gentle laxative for women and children. It claims the remedy suits a delicate system and helps when headaches biliousness or constipation occur. The text stresses pure herbs pepsin and safe ingredients and notes many women prefer the product.
Miss M Ratner of Brooklyn New York writes she used Kruschen for four months and feels much better overall. The ad claims gradual fat reduction without harm, recommends one half teaspoon in hot water each morning before breakfast, and offers a money back guarantee if not satisfied after the first bottle.
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