Pithy Quotes and Quips From The Times Opinion Page
The item compiles a string of witty and provocative remarks on reform, banking, penology, exploration, currency, and industry. It notes Shackleton and gold rumors, penny‑pinching wages, a ham theft sentence, and a judge‑worthy jab at postmasterships. It reflects a paper’s brisk, opinionated panorama.
Substituting for rubber could profit world and self
A speaker says a substitute for rubber would aid the world and enrich the inventor. Rubber demand has driven price from 84 cents to 2.60 per pound in two years. The torpedo boat Winslow, 12 years old, Ensign Bagley died aboard in 1898, will be struck from the active list and junked. A New York rope-paper maker notes 30,000 tons of old rope were turned into paper last year, challenging the notion rope only makes campaign cigars.
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Winslow
Bagley
Spain
New York
Name Change Rights and Odd Legal Doings in Pa and NY
A Pennsylvania judge discusses a woman burning her husband s wooden leg to stop him from going to a saloon. The New York Court of Appeals allows name changes by consent without criminal intent, citing famous examples who adopted names. It notes women also may legally change their names with consent from the head of the household.
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Pennsylvania
New York Court of Appeals
Voltaire
Moliere
Dante
Richelieu
Loyola
Jasmus
Linneus
Royal youths and their uneasy thrones
The piece contrasts aging and reluctant rulers. A new English king fears duty and public appearances while enjoying stamps, with Alfonso of Spain preferring fast travel yet bound by state duties, and Manuel of Portugal restrained by budget fears and court etiquette.
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Rome
Alfonso
Spain
Manuel
Portugal
Stping
Chapin
Ghainal
Revisions to Pharmacopeia Aim to Raise Drug Purity
A 1906 article discusses a ten year revision of the American Pharmacopeia, the sole standard for drug purity, and calls for a restricted list of about 300 widely used drugs. It notes authorship by the AMA and pharmaceutical groups, and mentions possible amendments to the Pure Food and Drugs Act to curb sales of unregulated preparations.
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American Pharmacopeia
American Medical Association
Shrdiu
Irreverent Adages On Money And Mirth In Prose
A sly reflection on paying for advice and trouble, noting men chase value and women’s rail travel fantasies. The piece mocks how people justify higher costs to claim their purchases exceed expectations, while a humorously cynical view of bargaining and cigar prices lingers.
The Tibetan Explanation Of An Eclipse Legend
Sven Hedin describes Tibetan interpretation of solar eclipses as a hunter dog in the sky and gods angered by a failed visit. Hlaje Tsering and Lobsang discuss myths, rituals, and demonstrations using tea, joss-sticks, and symbolic coins to explain the phenomenon.
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Sven Hedin
Trans- Himalaya
Hlaje Tsering
Lama Lobsang
Robert
Mohamed Isa
Tibet
Laundry Basket Fracas on Train Car
A conductor asks if all is clear and a shrill voice shouts to wait while a small boy struggles to board with a laundry basket. Passengers crane their necks as the scene unfolds aboard the railcar.
Roses and marriage vows in a light Philadelphia line
In a playful exchange from the Philadelphia Record a girl voices skepticism about marrying a man who sends flowers while Oldbach jokes about keeping a cautious stance. The brief vignette captures social banter over courtship symbols.
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Llis
Oldbach
Philadelphia Record
Calls Off the Bey and Yothar’s Voice From Next Room
A fragmentary historical note speaks of ritual or domestic dialogue with a wife scolding a daughter or young woman for not marrying the man from her choir. The text hints at family tension and social expectations within a perhaps musical or communal setting. The lines suggest a domestic scene of consent, duty, and affection.
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Bey
Yothar
WiSte
Neven Lashen
Chicago Woman Pioneer Dies at 82
Mrs Johanna Del Banco a Chicago resident for fifty eight years died at her home 630 Wellington. She aged 82 survived by daughters Miriam head assistant at Von Humboldt school and Bessie a teacher at Morris school. Husband died forty years ago. Born in Germany in 1818 she came to Chicago in 1852.
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Johanna del Banco
Chicago
Wellington Street
Miriam
von Humboldt School
Bessie
Morris School
Germany
Pocket timepiece and global futures roundup
A wide array of world notes including France’s 11,000 troops in Morocco, Alaska copper output forecast over 4 million pounds, and electric power steering submarine boats. Plans for a peat fueled German power station, air and steam train couplers, and radio and navigation tech are noted alongside agricultural shifts and port growth in Singapore.
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Nuremberg
France
Alaska
Australia
Canada
Germany
Honduras Monetary Commission
Switzerland
Mannheim
United States
Paris
León Delagrange
Glasgow
Shanghai
Singapore
The Ancient Bow and Elizabethan Comforts Compared
The article surveys historical bows from Scythian to English longbows and arbalests, noting the Greek, Roman, and Tartarian shapes and use in battles such as Crecy and Agincourt. It then quotes Secretary Wilson on living standards, contrasting Elizabethan wealth with modern comforts, including housing, baths, travel, and communications of the era.
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Britain
Crecy
Poitiers
Agincourt
St. James
James Wilson
Queen Elizabeth
Not in church, women and brethren in sermons
A Success Magazine quip pits a woman against a minister about addressing his congregation. The elder replies that one embraces the other, raising a humorous clash over inclusivity in church speech.
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Hitler Browne
Success Magazine
Warren and Bun ker Hill muse in a Puck quip scene
A Bostonian and a Chicagoan sketch a Bunker Hill monument moment while a doctor’s multilingual joke hints at broader understanding. The dialogue, from Puck, captures a dry satire on war memory and subjectivity.
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Warren Tell
Chicago
Bunker Hill Monument
Puck
Patents for mercury lamp win after six years of dispute
Peter Coo per Hewitt has secured patents for a mercury vapor electric lamp after a contest dating to the original 1901 filing. The Indiana battleship underwent tests of its ship brake showing it can halt within a full length without shock. Construction begins on a vast tower-filled building at Wall and Nassau, rising 3389 feet to become the world’s third tallest office block.
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Peter Cooper Hewitt
Indiana
Wall and
Nassau Streets
The American Accent Compared With Cockney Dialect
A London Globe correspondent argues that the American accent is less irritating than cockney speech and could replace it in the east. The piece notes regional varieties within America, cites Kentucky and New England, and observes how long residents stay in the U S shapes their speech.
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America
Kentucky
New England
Yankees
New York
United States
Boston
London Globe
Courtesy in peril at Antarctic camp told by Shackleton
London Chronicle recounts an Antarctic expedition where a polite scientific attaché, amid dire conditions, asks Mawson if he is busy and then orders him to “Tam down 4 crevasse.” Mawson is found hanging by four fingers in a crevasse, a position he could not have held long.
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Shackleton
London Chronicle
Mawson
Work of Experts Aboard the Fish Hawk Hatches Shad Eggs
The Fish Hawk, a United States Fish Commission vessel docked off Gloucester, prepares for shad hatching along the Delaware. A crew of forty three collects eggs from market fishermen, fertilizes them in pans, and hatches them in jars before releasing fingerlings into river beds. The ship can carry 350 jars and has hatched up to 125 million eggs per season with high fertility, while natural hatching is far lower.
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Fish Hawk
Delaware River
Gloucester
Philadelphia Ledger
United States Fish Commission
Hawk
Delaware
Kennebec
Key West
Advertising Truth and Exaggeration in Local Papers
A Southern-leaning critique explains how readers per 1000 impact merchant reach, noting hand bills versus newspaper ads. It warns that exaggeration damages trust, while mail order houses persistently advertise, gaining advantage over home merchants in all seasons. The piece argues honesty sustains business longer than sensational claims.
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Albion
Mich
Recorder
Hunkville
We Are His Own Words and Public Punishments
A fragmentary historical note describes imperial punishment for dissent in Russia by forcing an author to eat his own words. It recalls severing and feeding printed pages, a doctor’s limit on life risk, and a caution against public parades amid social satire about pamidles.
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Russia
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