Nightly musings on politics and people from Akron
The Register-Tribune notes a string of wry observations on public figures, manners, and missteps. It cites Prime ministers and emperors, the burden of promises, and the quirks of daily life from a Baltimore widower to Canadian premiers, with reflections on taxes, friendships, and honesty.
Government probes food price chain to curb living costs
The secretary of agriculture calls for a study to map how money paid by city consumers for staples like eggs, potatoes, flour, and butter is distributed among growers, railways, merchants, and retailers. He notes meat retailers’ 38 percent gross profit and urges enforceable data collection to reveal who benefits most from rising prices. He also questions regulateability of wholesalers versus retailers while stressing usefulness of the inquiry.
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Hill and Schiffmann Rescued After Buffalo Standoff
Walter Hill and Rudolph J. Schiffmann of St Paul, sons of magnate James J Hill, were marooned in a tree on North Oaks farm after a wounded buffalo bull charged. They and two others fled city at 10 o clock to cull the herd of twenty. Hill and Schiffmann were rescued by neighbors on snowshoes, then joined in killing three more buffalo.
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Walter Hill
James J. Hill
Rudolph J. Schiffmann
St. Paul
North Oaks
Hill
Schiffmann
Tree Swindle Victim in Yonkers Lands Crashed Dream
In Putnam County a land buyer, swindled by a forest cut trick, purchased land for its shade trees only to learn the elm and maple saplings had no roots. The trees were cut to stubs and set upright, later dying as the operator vanished. Reverend Charles A. Ashmead notes the case as a novel scam.
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Putnam County
Charles A. Ashmead
St. Andrew’s Memorial Church
Yonkers
N. Y
Man’s proposal mishap noted by Frank Woman
A witty exchange in the Washington Star recalls a proposal by Mr Meekton that left Henrietta with a lasting impression. The frank young woman quips that a man always looks foolish when proposing, while Meekton concedes his failure to win her over on that occasion.
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Mr. Meekton
Henrietta
Washington Star
Lawyer's fee joke sparks thoughts on value
The Cleveland Leader quotes a quip about valuing an opinion and charging for it. The cartoonish exchange contrasts modesty with fees, and opens with a grim line about الرجال who die by their own action due to delays, while noting hot air is better given than received.
Lincoln’s Patrician Speech in Springfield Meeting
A speaker recalls Lincoln’s improvised patriotic address at the old State House in Springfield. Lincoln, tall and unpolished in appearance, delivered a twenty minute doctrinal talk on law that captivated the audience, leaving the narrator in awe. They talked all night until dawn.
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Old State House
Springfield
Ill
Lincoln
A Valentine and Lincoln’s Mercy Tale
A poem about a valentine that is a kiss and a historical account from the Portland Oregonian recounts Lincoln’s mercy for a mail carrier’s son. Witness J B Montgomery describes how Lincoln pardoned Michael Lehman Jr., after a delegation persuaded him to intervene. Lincoln signed a nolle prosequi directing enlistment in the army. The piece closes with reflections on First Glimpses of Lincoln and a friend’s memories.
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Portland Oregonian
J. B. Montgomery
Michael Lehman
Williamsport
Michael, Jr
Slate
Congress
Montgomery
Lehnman
Washington
Dudge Hale
Hito
United States District Attorney
Western District of
Pennsylvania
United States
Michael Lehman, Jr
Army of the United States
A. Lincoln
Hale
Leiman
Wayback
Lincoln jokes about McClellan with a law phrase quip
President Lincoln told friends at the White House that General McClellan’s tardiness echoed an Illinois lawyer who lacked aggressiveness. He recalled a courtroom moment where a frustrated litigant demanded a string of legal terms and “any old fool thing” to resolve the case.
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Lincoln
McClellan
White House
Illinois
Lincoln's Watchman Tale at War Department Office
James Etter, a War Department doorkeeper, recalls Abraham Lincoln once entering incognito to ask for the secretary. Lincoln removed Etter's badge, sat in the chair, and told the watchman to step aside, then later spoke privately with the secretary in the hall.
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James Etter
War Department
Abraham Lincoln
United States
Mr. Etter
Road Building Art Promotes Practical Education
Samuel Hill urges formal road building training in colleges, especially West Point, and notes Washington’s progress with 200 students this year. He predicts the state’s investment could yield the United States’ best highway system within five years, while criticizing past waste from unscientific road construction. A Des Moines Capital reader argues Iowa’s bad roads drive residents away, citing a Kansas doctor’s letter praising Kansas and predicting a large homecoming if Iowa roads improve.
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James J. Hill
Northwest Railway
American Road Builders’ Association
West Point
Washington
United States
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin
Iowa
Des Moines
H.W. Nye
Osborne
Kan
Nye
Kansas
Union
H. W. NY
Birkin’s wedding day teases over departure plan
In Paarson's Weekly a groom Birkin jokes with his young brother in law about taking his sister far away after the wedding. The lad asks for reaction and Birkin replies with a wry, blank statement about enduring the distance. The exchange captures lighthearted family humor.
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Birkin
They Can’t Fool Me: A Snippet of Dialogic Wit
A brisk exchange features Witey and Hub at 1 A.M. with playful evasions over whereabouts and language, plus a frazzled principal probing French, as Johnnie quips about his father’s job and a London catchphrase. The fragment ends with a wry note on people fooling others.
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Johnnie
Chapeau
London
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