How to Play a Trombone and Accordion Tomahto
A Washington Post dialogue traces a man named Biggs seeking brass guidance from a trombonist. They discuss slide positions and note names in bass and treble clefs, trumpet and cornet pitch relations, and the logic of transposition, ending with Biggs declaring he’ll learn accordion instead.
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No Longer a Secret Inventor’s Secret Dies with Him
A Philadelphia Press quotation argues that a great inventor’s secret survives only through trusted heirs, while Goldsmith notes people rarely improve without external models. The fragment hints at a hidden invention and the challenge of preserving knowledge.
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Philadelphia Press
Human Monsters and German Criminals Seemingly Untouchable
A fragment recounts brutal killers: Alfred Knapp, executed in Hamilton in 1900 for murdering his wife and four other women, confessing to decades of strangling children. It also describes the German “human mole” Bobbe with burrowing claws, his pit trap and iron spike, plus Mueller the schoolteacher near Duernburg alleged in a grisly case.
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Hamlin's Bold Retort Elevates Maine Debate
In a Maine legislature anecdote, Hannibal Hamlin sharply accused John Holmes of a swarthy complexion and brandy bottle origins, provoking applause. Holmes apologized after the retort, and the line the "young Carthaginian routed the old Roman" became a lasting nickname. Lewiston Journal.
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Maine
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United States Senate
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House of Representatives
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Alfred
Lewiston Journal
One Way to Look at It in Cornish Humor
A Clustrated Magazine writer notes Cornish humor tends to be unconscious and offers a concrete example. A Cornish exchange questions teaching a boy to play the fiddle with jokes about learning, singing, and a big bend and head.
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Moon Compared With Earth Size and Density
The Moon’s mean diameter is about 2 100 miles, over a quarter of Earth’s. Its surface area is 24 000 000 square miles, between one thirteenth and one fourteenth of Earth’s. Earth’s volume is about forty-nine and a half times greater, yet the Moon’s material is lighter. its density roughly eighty-one and a half times less than Earth’s.
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New York American
Historical Revelation and the Achilles Garb Riddle
The Washington Herald recounts a playful deciphering scene where Greeks question distinguishing Achilles from Diani women and Ulysses explains how a hidden signal failed when the garb and handkerchief dropped. A further exchange about Johnny and kindling adds comic misdirection.
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Ulysses
Kaske City
Denarii
Public Sales by J. J. Aalfs Assures Best Results
J J Aalfs offers handling of all public sales with a focus on best possible results. Respectfully solicits business, promises reasonable terms. For dates or details, contact Akron Savings Bank at phone 52 on line 84.
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Akron Savings Bank
Auctioneers List of Sale Dates and Locations Near Akron
A numbered list of sale dates and land auction sites around Akron and surrounding towns. Entries include January 4 1909 Joseph Huckert four miles west of Alcon and January 6 1909 Frank McFarland three miles south of Mawarden with others mentioning distances from Akron Chatsworth Ruble Sheester and nearby towns.
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Akron
Jobo McBride
Sheester
P. A. Peterson
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