Tone and Coin in a Humble Ad and Odd Eulogy
The excerpt blends a music praise line with an old advertisement for Cuticura Toilet Trio and a humorous anecdote about a man named Festus Pester. It includes quirky dialogue about telephone etiquette and a funeral described as the neighborhood’s largest, ending with a judge’s remark.
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Festus Pester
John J. Poppendick
Not Vain. Visitor probes a bedridden patient at local hospital
A kind visitor asks a celeb patient how long he has been indisposed. The patient grips at the injury label and accuses doctors of negligence. The odd dialogue ends with a warning about consequences for careless actions and bad luck.
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Megra
Not Moved by Love Alone Mushrooms Prompt Dinner Quip
The wife of a renowned botanist glares at a dish of mushrooms and insists they are for both. He replies he gathered them for her, only for her to finish the entire portion. The next morning he asks about her sleep and pains, but she reassures him she is well as he jubilantly claims a nonpoisonous new mushroom species.
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China
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Samuel Gompers
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Russia
Wilsat
Crow Trainer Refuses Ten Thousand Dollars for Stage Bird
Rumor claims a trained crow’s owner turned down ten thousand dollars to stop doing game stage stunts in the U S. The bird remains active daily, with the owner quoted as saying the crow’s performances inspire others to follow advice they themselves avoid.
Ireland Free State created by treaty with Britain
A sweeping conference result creates the Irish Free State as a sister nation to Britain with its own army and finances. Ulster faces a choice. north counties may join with local autonomy or retain current status, boundary decisions to be set by a commission. England and Sinn Fein leaders hail the pact as Irish selfsufficiency while Westminster debates ratification.
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Ireland
Lloyd George
Sinn Fein
Irish Free State
British Empire
Canada
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New Zealand
South Africa
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Arthur Griffith
Michael Collings
Griffith
the Governmenta
London
Oki
Paris
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America
Pacific
Philippines
Guam
Japan
Tap
Hughes
China
Bayer Tablets of Aspirin Promoted in 1900 Ad
An early 20th century advertisement touts Bayer Tablets of Aspirin, stamping the Bayer name on every tablet and package for protection against imitation. The copy urges readers to obtain genuine Bayer products and warns against counterfeit versions.
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Bayer
Miliens
Holland
Women urged to try Swamp Root remedy for kidney trouble
Advert shows Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root promoted for women with kidney and bladder complaints. Claims back pain headaches nervousness and loss of ambition signal kidney trouble. Encourages immediate treatment and offers samples by mail from Kilmer & Co, with a note to mention the paper.
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Kilmer
Nilmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
California Fig Syrup Mends upset babies and bowel health
An old advertising claim promotes California Fig Syrup to cleanse the liver and bowels in constipated sick children. It urges mothers to give a teaspoon daily, promising a well child in hours and noting the product bears genuine labeling and a frosty taste.
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California
Murial’s Birthday Turns Through a Lifetime of Feelings
A fragmentary tale follows Murial as birthdays shift from private celebrations to public notices, then to introspection and avoidance. Kind friends keep the tally, reminding her of growing years and shifting attitudes.
Portrait Painter Denied Sitters By Busy Master
Mrs Newrich visits a studio seeking a portrait. An attendant says the master is busy with a study. Mrs Newrich complains she’s in a hurry and wants an artist who has finished all his studies.
Woman credits Lydia E Pinkham remedy after operation scare
Mrs J H Meyer of Orange California recalls severe uterine troubles that required an operation. She credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with restoring her health and allowing her to resume full work and daily activities. She urges others, noting her experience during the changes and afterward.
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Cal
Lydia
Finkham
Mra
J. H. Meyer
South Orange St
California
Literary man hears steak complaint in restaurant
A famed author quips about a tough steak, the waiter sighs, and recalls the writer’s habit of original ideas. The exchange underscores mutual misunderstanding between a literary figure and ordinary diners. Nearby, a note on incompatibility cites golf and bridge as interests that divided a couple.
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Marks
Parks
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