Beyond Limit of Patience at the Telephone
Bustman grows exasperated by constant telephone troubles ten times this morning he cannot reach lumber contact. Finally a voice answers with a jokey miscommunication asking to ring up to send him “cigar” while confusion remains unresolved.
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Bustman
Hallol
Mr. X
Clgar
I Was Cured of Tetter with Cuticura Soap
Mrs J Brooksher recalls two years of facial sores that swelled and itched until using Guthura Soap and Cuticura Ointment. She reports great drainage and relief after a month, claiming complete cure. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold worldwide with free samples and a Skin Book offer.
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Rome
J. Brooksher
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Office seekers raise chorus in democratic ranks
In a dialogue on public service two lawmakers discuss the office question. The mock exchange features two Wayfaring men debating government jobs and the idea of earning wages versus easy salaries. A punch line envisions filling fountain pens for an assistant secretary at the treasury.
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the Treasury
Judee
Birthday Prank Ends With Monkey Eye Mystery
Arthur, on his birthday, received a large furry toy monkey. Two days later his father finds the monkey missing its eyes. Arthur admits slipping them out saying he did not tell the truth, then corrects himself as a slipper awaits.
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Hitle
Arthur
Father
Little Arthur
Murrell
Hicka
Ware
Hicks
Fentress
Judge Price
John Murrayl
The New Sport and Its Turkey Trot Fixations
In Harper's Weekly Uncle Bilan proclaims New Yorkers crave sports and cites a shift from horse racing to turkey trots. Uncle Silas adds they pursue novelty rather than excitement, reflecting a satirical view of changing amusements.
Castoria Recall Emphasizes Safe Pediatric Remedy Claim
An advertisement underscores Castoria as a trusted remedy for infants and children, noting the signature and claims of 27 in use for over 300 years while urging parents to seek Fletcher's Castoria.
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Fletcher
Trouble's Way and a Tree Climb Incident
A fragmented report describes a person named Ways climbing a tree, attempting to descend, then resuming smoking. Details are unclear due to damaged text but indicate a minor mishap involving a tree escape and smoke. No further context or identifiable dates or locations are readable.
Paraphrase of a Victorian Parlor Query on Wives
The fragment questions why the least worthy men claim the best wives and cites a dubious remedy. It mentions Hmart husband and a 6 dollar price, Paxtine Antiseptic marketed for nasal passages as a surprising cure for catarrh, offered by The Raxton Toilet Co in Boston, Massachusetts.
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Raxton Toilet Co
Boston
Mase
Winslow's Booking Bump Aged Claims For Children
A fragmentary item notes Winslow's Booking Bump affecting children with alleged effects on gums insomnia pain and digestion. The text is garbled but hints at a medical or patent claim tied to a product or remedy.
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Winslow
The Outlaw Murrell Faces Arrest In Stage of Strife
In a tense scene from a Southern plantation saga, Hannibal the boy resurfaces as Murrell is confronted by Hues and a posse. Murrell resists, is finally restrained, while Betty and Carrington vanish, and Judge Price uncovers land-title stakes as the pursuit continues.
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Jala
Library of
Jonathan Orenshaw
Bladen, Yancy, & Farmer
Hannibal Wayne Hazard
Yancy
Nathaniel Werris
Quintarde
Yancey
Hannibal
Captain Murrell
Quintards
Ap Petre
Blount
Squire Balaam
Costa
Plantiff
Betty Malroy
Teiand
The
Ferrises
Murrell
Bruce Carrington
Betty
Tannessea Homme
Carrington
Varney
Judge Slocum Price
Judge
Cavendish
Price
Belle Plain
Jess
Judge Price
Charley Norton
Norton
Murrott
Valte
Persaosws
Espar
Angio
JO Stuodino
U. Peywiel
Eley
Ralsae
Aq Pepud
Mapatouy
Deusyord
BuIndse Ayem
Jordett
Wasudrlad
Raspazuos
Ledeex UsaAe
Prodigal Gy Vaughan Kester Endgame at Belle Plain
Ware faces ruin after Murrell is arrested. Hicks plans escape to Texas as Belie Plain trembles under a web of fear, betrayal, and impending vengeance. Price, Slosson, and the clan loom, while signals and flight orders shift the doomed circle toward a perilous dawn.
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Bess
Sloe Son
Murrell
Mur-rell
Hues
Wood
Memphis
Ware
Jim
Betty
Hannibal
Carrington
Bylle Plain
Hald
Belie Plain
Warg
Dlaga
Rimi
Slosson
Hicks’ Place
Torrore
Alin
Texas
Hicks
Tom
John Murrell
Hyes
Price
Sentress
Cavendish
Judge Slocum Price
Canada to Have Coal for 6000 Years Says Report
A Dominion Mines Department report on Canada’s coal resources states 73 percent of coal is bituminous and 40 million tons of anthracite in reserves. Unexplored western and northern regions may hide vast deposits, with total recoverable coal estimated to last thousands of years at current and future outputs. The piece ties coal availability to rising immigration and agricultural expansion across central provinces, noting the continent’s growing settler population and expanding towns.
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Canada
Dominion Department of Mines
United States
Indy Pa
Acra
Gattler
Manitoba
Saskatchawan
Alberta
British Columbia
Cate He
Rowe
Geeral
German Emperor Names Kiderlen-Wachter Major of the Levant
The gazettes report the German emperor appointing Mon. de Kiderlen-Wascbter as major of the Levanty-first Thuringian Infantry. He jokes his uniform lacks elegance and that French ambassador Polocare would look sillier in artillerist dress. Prince von Buelow, colonel of hussars, rode at the grand review.
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Germany
de Kiderlen-Wascbter
M. Polocare
Prince von Buelow
Hussare
Strasburg
Gomes
Diplomacy Phrases From Le Cri de Parla Quotation
A fragmentary quotation notes the phrase with Buelow about the crooked ways of diplomacy. It attributes the remark to a speaker named William L. and references the hussars of M. von Buelow. The source text is partial and stylistic.
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M. von’. Buelow
William L
Buelow
Dialog in a Droll Home Front Sketch
A comic exchange shows Hungry Herbert claiming his job is tending to the galloping horse effects in a theater. The Housewife laughs and questions his profession as she notes little work in his line. The chatter hints at entertainment industry jokes and wartime or home-front humor.
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Erbert
Herbert
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