The Register-Tribune’s Wide Ranging Humor Note
The Akron Register-Tribune item surveys light topics from silly predictions and comets to airships and a canal news update. It notes humor in college hazing, a New York divorce case, meat prices, Curzon’s university reforms, and a teen posse assisting Omaha detectives in a train robbery arrest, closing with the White House wing’s space shortfall.
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Moving expansion of the executive wing planned at the White House
Congress provides funds to double the new wing size, extending over the former presidential tennis court area. Plans show an oval room overlooking the Potomac, Secretary and Cabinet offices nearby, plus larger public and member waiting rooms. The change promises greater privacy for presidential work.
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Spareribs Talk Spurs Talkative Pig Farmer
Local livestock note features Miss Citee quipping with Farmer Yappe about hogs. She suggests pigs must slim down significantly before they can be used for spareribs. The exchange captures a lighthearted rural dialogue on pig weight and meat readiness.
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Past Lovers Raise Portrait Of A Society Hostess
In hushed tones guests discuss a hostess noted for gracious presence and entertaining skill. Comments hint that she could host more elegant gatherings if married to a wealthy man, noting several of her former husbands were intelligent and well off.
Americans Question Reports of Lavish Wealth Abroad
The author compares European journals' tales of American luxury with American debunking of extravagance. He notes libraries and palaces built by prominent Americans, but argues the sensationalism originates from American reformist views, not Europe, and sees no essential difference between American and European luxury.
Humanity Approaching Divine Ideal in Thought and Faith
The article reflects on humanity advancing toward a divine ideal, seeing generations evolving a fuller understanding until the end where material gives way to spiritual. It discusses immortality, the New Testament view, and the unity of all in God, noting death as a step for those raised to higher planes and suggesting knowledge of the beyond surpasses current understanding.
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American Prodigality Mostly Mythical By Ferrero
In Europe people speak of American barbarian extravagance yet true folly exists in both continents. The author argues there are Americans who spend foolishly but this behavior is minority and not a defining American life trait. He notes New York mansions like Vanderbilt and Morgan homes, yet calls them smaller than European palaces.
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Custom and Favor in English Towns and Newcastle Traditions
A fragmented 19th century skew discusses local customs in Hungerford Maidenhead and Newcastle on Tyne. It notes tuttymen collecting a penny tax at Hungerford during Hocktide with kisses from visiting ladies, Maidenhead’s public kissing ritual, and Newcastle’s barges and mayor kissing ceremonies with sheriffs and mayoress gifts. The piece ends with a quote about swordcraft and a reflection on flirting and marriage.
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What Universal Peace Really Means by Baroness You Latiner
The article argues universal peace aims to make peace the guiding force of society and war an illegal exception, noting peace advocates face misperception as weak. It describes peace as aligned with nature, a developing science, and urges a pact among nations as a crucial step in human progress.
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English schoolboy 10 shares tales of a lucky life
A 10 year old English schoolboy, famed for cheerful endurance, recounts a string of mishaps from childhood and declares life has been lucky. He recalls falls, dog bites, a dog trap accident, a broken arm, and a farmyard scare, while a broader note on resilience and luck appears in the same clipping.
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Topics of the Times satire on current affairs and wit
A column of satirical brief items on public figures and events. Jests about Mombasa pronunciation Mark Twain taxes, education caps, and quirky anecdotes from Boston Berlin and New York. Notes on humor, politics, and oddities in American and European life with playful barbs and sly commentary.
Income and money wisdom for youths questioned
The text argues against giving a teenager vast earnings. It cautions that an annual income of $15,000 to a young man is folly and stresses spiritual stamina to resist money temptations until maturity. It stresses prudent restraint over excessive early wealth.
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Canadian critic blasts U S colleges ad flood
A Canadian writer criticizes the surge of American colleges touting “Christian atmosphere” and ideal locations. He notes presidents act as press agents and mocks declarations of democratic values while warning small colleges risk becoming mere advertisements without genuine scientific resources.
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Princeton
Old College of
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Ita
Sbven
United States
Had No Love For His Bath Story of the Kaiser and the Sentinel
The young Kaiser William disliked his daily bath, fleeing to the garden. A sentry failed to salute him, prompting a palace scene. The Crown Prince explained the sentinel’s duty, and the prince learned a soldier must salute only when clean. Afterward William complied.
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Hraderick
Uttle William
Fatigue and the body's fatigue poisons in action
An article discusses fatigue as a protective bodily signal from nature. It explains how muscles accumulate fatigue poisons during exertion, how massage helps clear them, and why repeated identical tasks quickly tire the same muscle groups. A remark on a woman telling a man what to think ends the piece.
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