Purina Celebrity Cats and Divorce Parties Stir Public Curiousity
A satirical wrap reports Purina allegedly catnapping stars for a Celebrity Cats calendar including Ali McGraw and Bilbo while owner George Burns fears backlash. It also mocks Los Angeles divorce parties with black foods and film replays, and comments on Cher engagement rumors and Glenn Close's low profile wedding.
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TV figures face turmoil amid career ups and downs
Thicke endures public humiliation after his late night show falters and a marriage breaks up with Gloria Lpring. He seeks writing gigs including a TV Guide assignment about his life. Cynthia Sikes faces personal and professional pressures amid on set conflicts and high ratings concerns. Wendy Williams recalls past legal trouble after a concert incident.
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Harsh Penalties Urged to Curb Drunken Driving
The National Transportation Safety Board urged tougher penalties for repeat drunken driving offenders. In a study of 51 serious crashes in 15 states, a third of drivers had suspended licenses and some had prior alcohol offenses. NTSB chair Jim Burnett criticized the U.S. system as ineffective and said attitudes may take decades to change.
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Suburban Houston Teens Face Crisis After Suicides
In Clear Creek ISD south of Houston, six teen suicides over 20 months prompt a district review. Officials say the crisis may ease but warn parents that problems may recur, as counselors expand to nine psychologists and training for staff to spot at risk youths.
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Rian Hart
Clear Lake High School
Robert Williams
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Paul Kinze
Clear Creek Independent School District
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