Americans Hate Telephones Answering Machines
A nostalgic essay notes that 92 percent of Americans dislike talking to answering machines. The narrator recalls misdialed calls and family reliance on machines, joking about beep greetings and the unending presence of voicemail in modern life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ray
Linda Evans
Grandma morale and machines collide in a Bombeck monologue
A syndicated columnist portrays a chaotic scene as Erma Bombeck uses a taped voice exchange to mock answering machines. She imagines family calls, awkward timing, and the humor of a mother attempting to reach her children while they avoid her.
Military Briefs Highlight Local Servicemen Deployments and Promotions
Joseph E May of Locust Grove Oklahoma completed basic training and is assigned to Chanut AFB Illinois for further aircraft maintenance instruction. Michael H Sharpe from Goose Creek South Carolina reports to the Philippines with the 1961st Information Systems Group after prior duty in South Korea. Bernard T Robinson of Wagener South Carolina completed the Army personnel administration specialist course at Fort Benjamin Harrison Indiana. Calvin Corley Jr promoted to sergeant first class in the U S Army, serving with the 2nd Support Battalion in West Germany. Mackie S Snipes reenlisted at Eglin AFB Florida as an aircraft maintenance specialist with the 3246th Organizational Maintenance Squadron. David P Long from North Augusta graduated from the U S Air Force missile electronic equipment program and will serve with the 91st Strategic Missile Wing at Minot AFB North Dakota. Dana E Trimble of Jackson completed field artillery OSUT at Fort Sill Oklahoma and is a 1985 Silver Bluff High School graduate. Willie Richardson Jr of Aiken arrived for duty with the 8th Infantry Division in West Germany.
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Joseph E. May
Air Force Reserve
Sharon L. Estes
Locust Grove
Okla
Earnest H. May
Graniteville
Chanut Air Force Base
Ill
Air Force
Lackland Air Force Base
Texas
Community College of the Air Force
May
Locust Grove High School
Michael H. Sharpe
Bernard T. Robinson
Bernard E. Robinson
Wagener
Maubrie H. Loften
Atlanta, Ga
Fort Benjamin Harrison
Ind
Calvin Corley
Calvin Corley Jr
Mildred Patterson
Brooklyn
N.Y
Jacquline Bates
Aiken
U.S. Army
Corley
West Germany
Mackie S. Snipes
Mackie R
Lottie R. Snipes
U.S. Air Force
Eglin Air Force Base
Fla
Snipes
Aiken High School
David P. Long
Aaron L
Lois L. Long
North Augusta
U.S. Air Force Missile Electronic Equipment
Ward
Long
91St Strategic Missile Wing
Minot Air Force Base
N.D
George I. DeLaughter
Aiken Technical College
Dana E. Trimble
Dana E
Violet J. Trimble
Jackson
Fort Sill
Oklo
Silver Bluff High School
Willie Richardson
Willie J. Richardson Jr
Willie J
Ruth Richardson
8Th Infantry Division
Richardson
Fort Benning
Broadway Theaters Win Landmark Status Sparking Debate
The New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission designates the Neil Simon Ambassador and Virginia Theatres as landmarks, with possible further protections ahead. Owners warn stricter controls could hinder show production and raise bureaucratic hurdles. Ethan Geto of the Nederlander Theatre Organization criticizes the move for lacking clear guidelines.
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New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission
Neil Simon
Ambassador
Virginia
Landmarks Commission
Ethan Geto
Nederlander Theater Organization
Broadway
Seminar Offers Communication Advice Working with People
Clem son University Extension Service sponsors a day long seminar on Tuesday December 3 at the Aiken County Agricultural Services Center 1555 Richland Ave East. A $2.50 registration fee covers materials. Pre registration is requested by calling 6496911. For more information contact Janice McRee at 6496911.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clemson University Extension Service
Aiken County Agricultural Services Center
Richland Ave
Community Calendar Snapshot for Nov 27 29
Local calendar lists A A groups and Al Anon meetings at Linden Street venues in Aiken and North Augusta. Museums and clinics in Aiken County host hours and clinics at Newberry Street, Margaret Weston Center, and Odell Weeks Center with services from health department and Turkey Shoot events at V F W Post 5877.
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H. Odell Weeks Center
Aiken County
Linden St
Recreation Department
V.F.W. Post
Community events set for November and December in Aiken area
The upcoming listings announce the Hospital Auxiliary of Aiken County donation drive for scholarships, Salvation Army Christmas aid applications, Clay M. Rice silhouette reservations, Gregg Park Miss Merry Christmas pageant entries, a W F W Post 5877 dance, and museum and concert happenings. Also noted are Christmas crafts, Tour of Homes, a Christmas parade, Town and Country Club brunch, and a Women's Aglow Fellowship Christmas celebration with guest speakers and music.
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Hospital Auxiliary of
Aiken County
Plum Pudding
Aiken
Clay Miller Rice
Laurens Street
Gregg Park Civic Center
Graniteville
Gregg Park
Linda Moore
Babs Swearingen
W.F.W
Ken Bailey
USC Aiken Choir
Etherredge Center
Antoine Cordahl
Betty Groh
Houndslake Country Club
Augusta Preparatory School
Surrey Center Pharmacy
Augusta
Pat Andringa
Vaucluse
Warrenville
Ladies Auxiliary
Adine Corley
Nancy Scott
Women’s
Aglow Fellowship
Danuta Soderman
Christian Broadcasting Network
700 Club
Kai
Jane Jenkins
Clark Stokely
Margaret Busby
Ellen Herring
Community Calendar Submissions Sought for Aiken Standard
Local clubs and representatives should submit event notices to The Aiken Standard at P O Box 456 Aiken South Carolina 29802. Please send notices at least two working days before publication to ensure inclusion.
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The
Aiken Standard
P.O
Aiken
S.C
Doctor Weaves New Fashion Career in Ashland
Nikos Mikalis left medicine after a long inner search to become a weaver and fashion designer. He now produces two main collections yearly with handwoven fabrics, blends textures, and sells jackets, sweaters, skirts and pants from $300 to $800. He operates from his Ashland studio and employs other artisans to assist production.
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Chicago
Nikos Mikalis
Nikos
Yale
Ashland
Ore
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Folly Beach
Charleston
Erma Bombeck
Janice McRee
Aiken Central
Al-Anon Family Group
Ponce de Leon Avenue
Ponce de Leon Ave
H. Odell Weeks Park
Knight-Ridder Service
West Point
Pepperell
Richland Ave. W