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Newspaper

Aiken Standard

Location

Aiken, South Carolina, United States of America

Date

Nov 27, 1985

Page

6

Americans Hate Telephones Answering Machines

A nostalgic essay notes that 92 percent of Americans dislike talking to answering machines. The narrator recalls misdialed calls and family reliance on machines, joking about beep greetings and the unending presence of voicemail in modern life.

Ray Linda Evans

Grandma morale and machines collide in a Bombeck monologue

A syndicated columnist portrays a chaotic scene as Erma Bombeck uses a taped voice exchange to mock answering machines. She imagines family calls, awkward timing, and the humor of a mother attempting to reach her children while they avoid her.

Military Briefs Highlight Local Servicemen Deployments and Promotions

Joseph E May of Locust Grove Oklahoma completed basic training and is assigned to Chanut AFB Illinois for further aircraft maintenance instruction. Michael H Sharpe from Goose Creek South Carolina reports to the Philippines with the 1961st Information Systems Group after prior duty in South Korea. Bernard T Robinson of Wagener South Carolina completed the Army personnel administration specialist course at Fort Benjamin Harrison Indiana. Calvin Corley Jr promoted to sergeant first class in the U S Army, serving with the 2nd Support Battalion in West Germany. Mackie S Snipes reenlisted at Eglin AFB Florida as an aircraft maintenance specialist with the 3246th Organizational Maintenance Squadron. David P Long from North Augusta graduated from the U S Air Force missile electronic equipment program and will serve with the 91st Strategic Missile Wing at Minot AFB North Dakota. Dana E Trimble of Jackson completed field artillery OSUT at Fort Sill Oklahoma and is a 1985 Silver Bluff High School graduate. Willie Richardson Jr of Aiken arrived for duty with the 8th Infantry Division in West Germany.

Joseph E. May Air Force Reserve Sharon L. Estes Locust Grove Okla Earnest H. May Graniteville Chanut Air Force Base Ill Air Force Lackland Air Force Base Texas Community College of the Air Force May Locust Grove High School Michael H. Sharpe Bernard T. Robinson Bernard E. Robinson Wagener Maubrie H. Loften Atlanta, Ga Fort Benjamin Harrison Ind Calvin Corley Calvin Corley Jr Mildred Patterson Brooklyn N.Y Jacquline Bates Aiken U.S. Army Corley West Germany Mackie S. Snipes Mackie R Lottie R. Snipes U.S. Air Force Eglin Air Force Base Fla Snipes Aiken High School David P. Long Aaron L Lois L. Long North Augusta U.S. Air Force Missile Electronic Equipment Ward Long 91St Strategic Missile Wing Minot Air Force Base N.D George I. DeLaughter Aiken Technical College Dana E. Trimble Dana E Violet J. Trimble Jackson Fort Sill Oklo Silver Bluff High School Willie Richardson Willie J. Richardson Jr Willie J Ruth Richardson 8Th Infantry Division Richardson Fort Benning

Broadway Theaters Win Landmark Status Sparking Debate

The New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission designates the Neil Simon Ambassador and Virginia Theatres as landmarks, with possible further protections ahead. Owners warn stricter controls could hinder show production and raise bureaucratic hurdles. Ethan Geto of the Nederlander Theatre Organization criticizes the move for lacking clear guidelines.

New York City Landmarks Preservation Commission Neil Simon Ambassador Virginia Landmarks Commission Ethan Geto Nederlander Theater Organization Broadway

Seminar Offers Communication Advice Working with People

Clem son University Extension Service sponsors a day long seminar on Tuesday December 3 at the Aiken County Agricultural Services Center 1555 Richland Ave East. A $2.50 registration fee covers materials. Pre registration is requested by calling 6496911. For more information contact Janice McRee at 6496911.

Clemson University Extension Service Aiken County Agricultural Services Center Richland Ave

Community Calendar Snapshot for Nov 27 29

Local calendar lists A A groups and Al Anon meetings at Linden Street venues in Aiken and North Augusta. Museums and clinics in Aiken County host hours and clinics at Newberry Street, Margaret Weston Center, and Odell Weeks Center with services from health department and Turkey Shoot events at V F W Post 5877.

H. Odell Weeks Center Aiken County Linden St Recreation Department V.F.W. Post

Community events set for November and December in Aiken area

The upcoming listings announce the Hospital Auxiliary of Aiken County donation drive for scholarships, Salvation Army Christmas aid applications, Clay M. Rice silhouette reservations, Gregg Park Miss Merry Christmas pageant entries, a W F W Post 5877 dance, and museum and concert happenings. Also noted are Christmas crafts, Tour of Homes, a Christmas parade, Town and Country Club brunch, and a Women's Aglow Fellowship Christmas celebration with guest speakers and music.

Hospital Auxiliary of Aiken County Plum Pudding Aiken Clay Miller Rice Laurens Street Gregg Park Civic Center Graniteville Gregg Park Linda Moore Babs Swearingen W.F.W Ken Bailey USC Aiken Choir Etherredge Center Antoine Cordahl Betty Groh Houndslake Country Club Augusta Preparatory School Surrey Center Pharmacy Augusta Pat Andringa Vaucluse Warrenville Ladies Auxiliary Adine Corley Nancy Scott Women’s Aglow Fellowship Danuta Soderman Christian Broadcasting Network 700 Club Kai Jane Jenkins Clark Stokely Margaret Busby Ellen Herring

Community Calendar Submissions Sought for Aiken Standard

Local clubs and representatives should submit event notices to The Aiken Standard at P O Box 456 Aiken South Carolina 29802. Please send notices at least two working days before publication to ensure inclusion.

The Aiken Standard P.O Aiken S.C

Doctor Weaves New Fashion Career in Ashland

Nikos Mikalis left medicine after a long inner search to become a weaver and fashion designer. He now produces two main collections yearly with handwoven fabrics, blends textures, and sells jackets, sweaters, skirts and pants from $300 to $800. He operates from his Ashland studio and employs other artisans to assist production.

Chicago Nikos Mikalis Nikos Yale Ashland Ore

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Folly Beach Charleston Erma Bombeck Janice McRee Aiken Central Al-Anon Family Group Ponce de Leon Avenue Ponce de Leon Ave H. Odell Weeks Park Knight-Ridder Service West Point Pepperell Richland Ave. W
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