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Old-Fashioned Fourth Of July Picnic Satire
A humor piece mocks traditional picnics with dangerous missteps including undercooked burgers and unsafe grills. It skewers dad's grilling tech knowledge, mom's ice cream by hand, kids chasing internet pornography, and chaotic fireworks leading to hospital visits. It ends with a punchline about choosing Chinese food next year.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Washington
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Jefferson
Bob Dole
Tony Bennett
Plymouth Rock
Dad
J. Peterman
Francis Scott Key
Uncle Bill