Dave Barry jokes about running for U S Senate from New York
In a satirical piece, Dave Barry jokes about a New York Senate bid while staying in the presidential race. He riffs on residency rules, Hillary Clinton, Armonk roots, and odd campaign ideas including armpit police and a jailed press secretary Vinny Setala. He also mocks political gossip and the sticker controversy on fruit.
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Knife maker Johnson trims rare woods for oyster knives
A craftsman named Johnson details making knives from horn and exotic woods like cocobolo. He notes three hours for a small knife and eight to nine hours for a large one. His oyster knife is his best seller, sold in France, Australia, and worldwide, with a lifetime guarantee.
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