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Newspaper
Aiken Standard
Location
Aiken, South Carolina, United States of America
Date
Aug 19, 1996
Page
8
A humorous monologue about chasing riches through lawsuits, noting the craze's longevity and mocking legal bravado. The speaker jokes about naming targets, cites the burglar skylight case, and riffes on suing parents or teachers as impractical routes to wealth.
A speaker criticizes television as a social ill while admitting a craving for big cash via lawsuits. They praise TV and remote control but urge lawyers to send upfront settlements, promising to choose later. The goal is to buy a large screen TV to watch L A Law reruns.
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