Satirical take on a phone manual and its odd instructions
A humor piece mocks an instruction manual bundled with a sister's phone. It highlights warnings about emergency dialing, cautions about altering the device, and odd tips about making and receiving calls. The narrator jokes about beeps, parades, and even traffic rules while urging readers to buy a phone and use a blinker.
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Mike
Weather outlook fair and cool with warm weekend highs
A fair and cool pattern is expected tonight with lows in the 70s to 80s statewide and a cool 72 in the CSRA. Tomorrow brings mostly sunny conditions with some clouds and a 40 percent rain chance as temperatures rise to the upper 90s. Extended outlook shows daily highs in the upper 80s to lower 90s with scattered showers possible each day fading toward the weekend. Sunset 8 10 p m Sunrise tomorrow 52 a m High yesterday 90 Low yesterday 69.
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Beaver Creek Pee Dee Tribe Aims to Boost Morale and Literacy
Tribal representatives say the Beaver Creek Pee Dee Native American tribe plans to use office space for literacy training for elders and as an assistance center for seniors. They emphasize collaboration to help each other rather than seek money or gambling facilities while pursuing official recognition from the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
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Police arrest man linked to prior fraud charge
Police report a man named toms was arrested on a prior fraudulent check charge. A storm caused two Olive Oils vehicles to be damaged by falling tree limbs. A Kroger robbery on Silver Bluff Road involved a note and gun threat seizing 3100 dollars. An ATM break in on Laurens Street caused 7000 in damage. A 1985 gray BMW crashed into a yard on Two Notch Road. An Aiken man allegedly struck a woman with his car on York Street NE. A theft of a lawnmower occurred at Aiken Mall parking lot.
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Friends raise funds in Aiken for Jamie
In a benefit event, bands including Sidewinder Rider Terry & Jordan Bogie Robin's Cradle Slamm Wax Bean Gary & Beau Sky Kings Wayne Capps and Others donated time. Karaoke with Mike and guest performances followed an open mic jam as Burch noted the 18 hour effort to support Jamie's recovery.
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Local Heritage Corridor Faces Funding Limits
Longcrier notes grassroots National Heritage Corridor origins with varied town projects. He points out few towns have resident millionaires able to donate large sums, and despite eligibility for local state and federal funds, annual allocation remains capped.
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