Tax Time Gaffe Warns Against Tax Nightmares
A satirical look at income tax season notes the IRS simplification claim with mock seriousness. It references Publication 17 192 page instructions and jokes about Nixon and Burt Lance School of Bookkeeping while lampooning tax shelters and audits.
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IRS
Richard Nixon
Atlanta Braves
Burt Lance School of Bookkeeping
National Archives
Close Senate Vote Expected on Panama Canal Pact
With the Senate set to vote on the Panama Canal treaties, leaders anticipate a razor thin result over U S intervention rights. Supporters push toward 67 votes for gradual canal transfer by 2000 while Panamanian officials discuss concerns with key senators.
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Washington
Senate
U.S
Panama
Howard Baker
R-Tenn
Capitol Hill
House
Ways and Means
Carter
United States
Gabriel Lewis
Frank Church
Idaho
Paul Sarbanes
D-Md
Robert C. Byrd
D-W. Va
Church
Lewis
Dennis DeConcini
D-Ariz
Spinach lines and metric talk mix with town notes
The passage blends playful jabs at metric use with local happenings. Brian Croft shows curiosity about technology on a mountain hike. April Bransome sprains her knee during Civic Ballet dress rehearsal and misses weekend performances and party plans.
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Brian Croft
April Bransome
Civic Ballet
Weekend Horse Shows Highlight Page Ten
Weekend forecast notes rain chances rising from 50 percent tonight to 70 percent tomorrow. Temperatures dip to the mid 50s tonight, with Tuesday highs near the mid 70s. Expect a cooling trend after scattered showers Wednesday, with lows dropping from the 50s to near 40s by Friday and highs mainly in the 70s.
Aiken County Teachers Push For Discipline Reform And More Arts
Aiken County teachers meeting with about 350 to 400 educators approved three resolutions. They seek stricter discipline enforcement including in school suspensions and removal of emotionally disturbed students from regular classrooms. They also urge more music, physical education, and art for elementary schools to give teachers time to plan.
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Aiken County
Nila Beard
Beard
Seminar To Aid Retirement In Aiken May 6
A community retirement planning seminar sponsored by the Greater Aiken Chamber of Commerce USC Aiken the Aiken County Adult Education Program and the Aiken Area Council on Aging will be held May 6 in USC Aiken Room 107. Speakers include Earl Kauffman on attitudes and use of time Dr Loton Rasmussen on dynamic fitness and preventive health care Milly Dufour on legal planning including estates and wills and Charles Burgess III on financial planning taxes and IRAs.
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Greater Aiken Chamber of Commerce
USC Aiken
Aiken County Adult Education Program
Aiken Area Council On Aging
Usc-Aiken
Earl Kauffman
Leesburg
Fla
James Kauffman
USCA
Loton H. Rasmussen
Savannah River
Milly Dufour
Charles C. Burgess III
South Carolina National Bank
Columbia
Keough
Derrick Seeks Third Term in South Carolina District
U S Representative Butler Derrick announces re election bid for a third term, saying his four years representing the Third District fulfilled him. He notes managing 500 000 constituents in 10 counties, four offices, and work on the Budget and Banking committees.
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Edgefield
U.S
Butler Derrick
South Carolina
Derrick
House Budget Committee
House Banking, Finance and Urban Affairs Committee
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