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Newspaper

Aiken Standard

Location

Aiken, South Carolina, United States of America

Date

Apr 15, 2009

Page

22

Easter Morning Mystery Gut Punchers Strike Early

A humorous diary recounts an Easter morning where the narrator wakes with intense stomach pain, suspects phantom gut punches, and endures multiple blows as the family prepares baskets. The ordeal ends with kids bursting in to announce the day.

Pest Control Company

Easter Pain and Family Quips From Mike Gibbons

Mike Gibbons recounts a comical Easter ordeal as stomach cramps strand him at home. He describes crawling under a bath mat, pleading with his wife, and his family reacting with mix of concern and humor before waking Monday to rapid improvement. The piece blends personal misfortune with lighthearted self deprecation.

Mike Gibbons The Aiken Standard Mgibbons Aikenstandard.com

Lost actor Josh Holloway welcomes daughter Java Kumala

Publicist confirms Jessica Holloway gave birth to daughter Java Kumala on April 9 in Oahu Hawaii. It is the couple's first child since their 2004 marriage. Holloway stars as Sawyer on Lost which films on Oahu.

Jill Fritzo Holloway Yessica Java Kumala Oahu Hawaii Fritzo Sawyer

Poet Howe Wins Ruth Lilly Prize For Lifetime Achievement

Poet Fanny Howe, 68, receives a 100000 Ruth Lilly Poetry Prize from the Poetry Foundation in Chicago for lifetime achievement. The foundation also awards 10000 for criticism to Ange Mlinko, 39, whose work appears in The New Yorker and The Nation.

New York Fanny Howe Howe U.S Poetry Foundation Randall Jarrell Ange Mlinko New Yorker the Nation

Becker Movie Listings Show Laughs and Oddities

Wednesday evening listings include Becker episodes and a Funniest Home Videos segment. The schedule highlights popular comedy fare with multiple times in the Becker lineup and the lighthearted show for late night viewing.

Becker

TV Guide Clip Wall of Random Show Listings

A jumble of program titles and characters appears across a scanned TV guide snippet. Shows include Deception, Locked Up Abroad, Ghost Hunters, General Hospital, Haw ks Live, and Survivor related content with celebrities such as George Lopez and Matt Damon noted among a mix of dramas comedies and reality offerings.

George Lopez Matt Damon Gwyneth Palt Valthy General Hospital Milwaukee Tyler Perry

TV Nightline and Movie Highlights Across Sitcoms and Crime Dramas

A collage of TV and film items features Christine seeking more love from ex husband Richard in Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie, guest Mayim Bialik in The Cinderella in the Cardboard, and Ed Begley Jr in Gary and Allison's Restaurant. A Bones plot centers on a Macy Mary apparition that reveals a real body. A Portland concert hall special covers Griffin discussing Cher birthday tales and Emmy wins.

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