Quotable Trifles From Harper’s Bazaar Humor
A playful exchange contrasts fashion and marriage with witty lines about attire. A wife teases a husband about buttoning gowns while a later joke pivots to a mock promise of revealing imagined events. The brief sketches mirror light social satire.
Mask misfit exits mystery in Derbyshire car
A famous figure being driven in Derbyshire was stopped by a police officer who asked him to remove a mask frightening witnesses. The man replied he was not wearing a mask, creating a humorous misunderstanding reported by The Tatler.
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Quote on manners and seating from Philadelphia Ledger
A sharp Philadelphia Ledger quip contrasts a woman’s last word with a street car seat exchange. The remark highlights social etiquette and humor in everyday transit.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Lice Battle Boosts Borax Spray for Poultry
Ms. B R Buphham of Roswell New Mexico reports success using 20 Mule Team Borax as a spray and wash to rid Leghorn houses of lice claiming it eliminated pests and reduced fire risks in poultry houses. The note appears amid a roundup of weather anecdotes and a mood quip about horses.
Paradox of marriage counted as one and two become one
A Baltimore Sun poem notes that love unites two individuals into one, yet soon a new life makes the family count rise to three. It uses clever wordplay to describe marriage and pregnancy as a logical paradox resolved by time.
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Baltimore Sun
Grape Nuts touted as best food for babies and adults
An advertisement extols Grape Nuts as a perfect food capable of saving a failing baby and sustaining healthy grown ups. A caregiver recounts doctors doubting condensed milk, credits Grape Nuts with reviving the infant and claims the product promotes health for all ages. Includes testimonial about preparation and a plug for Read The Road to Wellville.
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Baby
Wellville
East River Bridge Opens as Engineering Marvel
Collier's Weekly notes the new East River bridge as a dramatic leap in engineering, offering double the traffic capacity of the Brooklyn Bridge with a longer span and taller towers. Four massive cables of 7,696 wires each support the structure, built to last beyond the old era of stone ends.
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Brooklyn
Manhattan
Hudson River
New York
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Anchorage
Brooklyn Bridge
Pennsylvania Railroad
Collier’s Weekly
The Race Issue In Old South Talk
In a 19th century Atlanta Constitution snippet Old Si explains the race problem as a social trap. He argues white beings fear losing status and asserts Black people only care about work and meals, declaring personal equality is unattainable. He notes white men fear being treated as equals and ridicules the idea of shared food.
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Old Si
Mister
Atlanta Constitution
Glimpses Into Mythology and Wit Across Presses
A vaudeville humor note tells of Ajax defying lightning with a rubber neck earning $500 a week. The Milwaukee Sentinel notes Tillman recounting a SC alibi case where the defense earns praise from judge as the best of four offered.
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Milwaukee Sentinel
Tillman
South Carolina
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New York Sun
Prosecutor questions rate fairness in oil shipments case
The Commissioner of Corporations questions if an 18 cent rate discriminates against oil shippers while noting other commodities were charged lower tarifas. He highlights President Moffett’s failure to produce grand jury evidence of alleged illegal acts claimed by a Standard Oil official, comparing with other large shippers in the territory.
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Moffett
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Stgngard Oil
T! Oil Company
Alton
Interstate Commerce Commission
Whiting
East St. Louis
Chicago
Illinois
Standard Oil Company
Smith
Chicago and
Eastern Illinois
Dalton
Sox
Cage
Commissioner of Corporations
Chappell
Harvey
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Rock Island
Ilinois
Grand Jury
Standard Oil
Ter
Ritory
Landis
Interstate Commerce
Rice
Marietta
Henry Demarest Lloyd
Commonwealth
Tarbell
Standard
United States
Bar of Justice
Theodore Roosevelt
Kenesaw Landis
Pugnacious Congressman Demands Speech Rewrite
Scant readable lines show a congressman objecting to stage cues and asking to replace laughter with gouging and baiting. The fragment references a Pittsburg Post quotation and a line about bromine quinine sanative cough remedy. The note mentions E. W. Grove and a World over cure claim with a 25 price reference.
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Pittsburg Post
E. W. Grove
On the Contrary Eph Green Purchases a Razer
Eph Green asks to purchase a razor claiming it is for social usage. A clerk questions safety as Green insists the item is needed for social purposes. Announcement offers free homes in New Mexico and cheap land in West Texas and Oklahoma through Western Homeseekers' Association in Prague Oklahoma.
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Cardus
Annie Hamilton
Stetsonville, Wis
Essie Eee
Eph Green
Harper’s Weekly
New Mexico
Texas
Oklahoma
Western Homeseekers’ Association
Prague
Okla
Weird Combinations Hat Trick Baffles Critics
A quirky trend in fashion blends nature inspired motifs with surreal patterns. Designers showcase items that imitate animal coats and plant textures on hats, challenging traditional style rules and provoking mixed reactions from observers.
Diminutive Clubman Marries Daughter of Federal Official
A member of fashionable circles in the National Capital, praised for wit and height, married last spring to the daughter of a well known Federal official. A friend notes the husband seems shorter after marriage, while the wife replies he is settled and married. The piece also cites quotes from Harper's Weekly and Sterne.
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Harper’s Weekly
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