Adams Sentinel in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Eguareans and the Impudence of Weekly Newspapers

A curio collection notes the habit of never buying a weekly newspaper, a remark on the cost of reading. The Microscope reveals tree leaves hosting insect colonies like oxen in a pasture. Affection harms the face more than a small pot, and scolding acts as the pepper of matrimony. In St. Louis a Mrs. Cannon paid a $10 fine with a smile after whipping her husband, claiming fearlessness at home. A goose seller refuses to split a pair after twenty-five years, arguing the birds are constant companions.