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Miscellaneous 1900s Dispatches Spark Teasers and Quips
A collage of pointed newspaper quips and snippets cites Taft Roosevelt tariff hints Prince Wilhelm Kansas housing needs trusts Mars canals and ex mayor Schmitz jail costs. The pieces blend playful opinions with political ironies reflecting coastal and midwestern voices.
Bellamy Storer Reaches Sixtieth Birthday in Local Club
Last week Bellamy Storer celebrated turning sixty, marking him as one of the Roosevelt Ananias Club’s senior members in the community.
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Bellamy Storer
Roosevelt Ananias Club
Judge Drops Dead Before Ruling At Asbury Park Baby Show
A judge at an Asbury Park baby show collapsed and died just before delivering his decision. The incident stunned exhibitors and officials as authorities investigated the sudden death amid the pageant event.
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Asbury Park
Chicago and Alton Railroad Sells Itself to Competing Firm
By selling itself to another company the Chicago and Alton railroad slipped out of Mr. Bonaparte's net.
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Chicago and Alton Railroad
Mr. Bonaparte
Aged Spinster Skews Age Talk vs. Roosevelt Tariff Debate
The item jokes that an elderly spinster is less shy about age than President Roosevelt is about the tariff. It frames a light political aside with a humorous contrast between personal aging and policy discussion.
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Roosevelt
Drug Stores Cannot Sell Liquor Without Prescription
The state supreme court upheld the conviction of Seattle pharmacist C. Foster for selling two bottles of malt liquor to Mrs. John Kelley on September 29, 1996, ruling druggists may not sell intoxicating liquor without a physician written prescription unless licensed to deal in liquors.
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Tubeday
C. Foster
Seattle
John Kelley
Kelley
Democrats Win Big in Oklahoma Election
Reports from Oklahoma indicate the constitution was adopted 3 to 15 with about a 30,000 margin against prohibition. The Democratic ticket led by Charles N. Hackell appears elected by over 20,000, and Democrats seem to hold four of five congressional seats.
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Oklahoma
Oklahoma City
Chas. N. Hackell
Vessels At San Francisco Mills Prepare For Pacific Trade
Vessels including the Comet Ludlow R C Slade and Watson A Weet load at West and Slade mills for San Pedro San Francisco Guymas Mexico Antofagasta Chile and Tasmania Steamer crews report arrivals and departures while Dispatch Svea and Centralia Tallac prepare to load for California ports.
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West Mill
San Pedro
Ludlow
San Francisco
R. C. Slade
Slade Mill
Tasmania
David Evans
American Mill
Mexico
Watson A. Weet
Guymas
Jim Butler
Edward R. West
Antofagasta
Chili
Dispatch
Svea
Wilgon Mill
Tom O'Shanter
Chile
Centralia
Tallac
Anderson & Middleton Mill
California
Who Reads the Herald in Aberdeen and Chenalis County
More than half the families in Aberdeen read the Herald. The paper serves Aberdeen and Chenalis County with broad circulation and advertising value.
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Chehalis
Grays
Erald
Aberdeen
Chenalis County
For Sale Cedar Timber Claim on Vancouver Island
Twenty four claims comprising 15 360 acres sit on Vancouver Island awaiting sale. Cedar timber is straight sound and well sheltered with fire safety. Timber yield 40 000 feet per acre with 5 percent cedar and balance spruce and hemlock. Tract could yield over 600 000 000 feet. Price 325 per acre. Address J B Reynolds care Herald Office March 21.
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J.B. ReyNoups
Care Herald
Improving Right Along
A witty remark notes a man’s increasing skill in astrology. The speaker says he is improving, moving from predicting tidal waves last year to forecasting earthquakes with ease this year.
Could See Through Him In Humorous Exchange
A witty exchange features a claim a woman is a great mind reader who can sense a tramp at her door wants pie. The dialogue playfully contrasts perception and expectation with a light domestic setup.
Natural Consequence and Boarding House Remarks
A brief quip notes the subject is “full of prunes” and remarks on a three year residence in a boarding house as a cause for behavior. The exchange frames a social judgment tied to long term lodging.
The Self Made Man Crafting Fate
A narrator resolves to master fate but meets constant setbacks as efforts crumble against circumstances. He learns from a self made man whose easy plan fails to yield results. The piece ends with the speaker left passive, drifting with the current.
No Sale For It Poem Exchange
A terse dialogue mocks poets and eaters with lines about thinking versus hunger. A character argues poets should eat, while another notes men are alike yet some are more alike than others, highlighting a playful social observation.
British Temper at Tower of London as High End Hotel
London bystander quotes propose fitting the Tower of London as a hotel for American millionaires with double Ritz Carlton prices. Beefeaters serve as valets and crown jewels can be rented for the night with blood-stained chambers available.
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Ritz
Carlton
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