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Newspaper

Aberdeen Herald

Location

Aberdeen, Washington, United States of America

Date

Sep 16, 1909

Page

3

The Stupid Goat and Other College Anecdotes

A humorous collection cites a New England college lecture on wild animals creating goat pandemonium among freshmen nicknamed goats. It also recalls a congressman’s blunder and a tip plea in Ireland, plus a Balzac quote on ideals and a library patron seeking two novels with unrelated titles.

New England

Optimism and trouble chase a vacation joke and corn mischief

A humorous exchange from Lippincott's Magazine on why a man seeks trouble when life is perfect. It contrasts Whittler's belief in cussed human nature with a small boy and a corn field joke from Detroit News-Tribune about dwarf corn and planting on shares.

Whittler Thomas L. Masson Lippincott's Magazine Bethel Ind Detroit News- Tribune

Going Nature One Better

A summer girl and a man in white ducks share a piazza conversation about nature, noting there are things out there that have nature beaten beyond recognition. The scene captures a casual, reflective moment on outdoor enjoyment.

Boston Herald

Sister Proud of Famous Baseball Star Despite Limited Knowledge

A prominent baseball figure is praised by his younger sister who is deeply proud of him yet not well versed in the national pastime. The piece highlights family support and the player’s public stature.

Wit and wordplay in a seaside matrimony note

A collection of witty exchanges on courtship and marriage from Lip pinchott's Magazine and the Baltimore American. Jokes hinge on misheard lines about a brother’s position as a batter and marriages to spite exes, with a Punch quotation about seizing opportunities.

Lippincott’s Magazine Griggs Jonesby Baltimore

Hint to the Optimist from Philadelphia Press

A quirky Philadelphia Press quip about optimism and happiness. It jokes that true happiness comes from being up to one’s ears in a watermelon, contrasting two speakers Sam Sunflower-Dese and Pete Persimmon-Huh with humorous dialect.

Sam Sunflower Pete Persimmon Philadelphia Press

A Minifying Estimate and a Dollar Lesson

A brief quip contrasts a child’s understanding of money with social etiquette. Mr. Cumrox notes his son grasps value and avoids tipping insults by not offering a dollar to the waiter, illustrating prudence in small acts of generosity.

Mr. Cumrox Washington Star

Trout Fishing Silence Sparks a Laugh in Chicago News

A light exchange between Mrs Stubb and Mr Stubb notes the rarity of women trout fishing. He jokes that the sport requires long silent hours, a quip reflected in Chicago News humor style.

The Reason Why. Tamimas Sketch Note

A fragmentary sketch shows Tamimas disappointed over tips and a meeting with Mr. McPherson. The exchange includes phrases of farewell with intent not to return, conveying a somber mood and unresolved tension.

Tamimas Mr. McPherson

High Fliers Van Alberts Travel Plane

A brief cartoon style exchange notes the Van Alberts traveling on a social plane likened to an aeroplane. The quick dialogue frames light class humor and contemporary urban genteel movements.

van Alberts Guyer St. Louis Republic

To Cover a Large Hole and a Crooked Concert

An odd fragment from a page shows a waiter asking for a newspaper to hide a yawn during a concert. The speaker, identified by a quirky signature, laments the event’s dullness and claims to bring the largest item to distract or distract himself.

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