Tale of a Cigarette Boy’s Secret First Smoke
A poem recalls Willie and several friends who first try cigarettes quietly. Each whiff brings dizziness as Willie discovers the thrill of smoking and looks forward to more, feeling satisfied with the initial experience.
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Willie
Wee Willie
Child’s first smoke tale told in old local prose
A narrator recalls a boy's first weeks with cigarettes. He becomes proud and brave, taking five puffs before choking, his watery eyes watching the smoke rise. He then finishes and discards the cigarette, growing accustomed to the habit.
Two Bits and Bold Boys in the Till
A humorous pair of anecdotes about growing boldness and vanity. In Puck, a boy becomes braver after a year of smoking, helped by kind reports from neighbors. In the New York Herald piece, a twenty five cent piece argues with a quarter about being a unit, only to be called two bits by a greenback.
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New York Herald
The Curate at the Theater Box Office
A brief sketch set at the box office where a caller asks for seats tonight. The exchange humorously features a hiccuping request as the clerk clarifies availability and guides the patron to suitable seating options.
The Pudding Joke from the Philadelphia Ledger
A Philadelphia Ledger anecdote features Norah the green cook asking how to tell when pudding is cooked. The housewife advises to insert a knife to see if it comes out clean. She adds a final quip about sticking all knives if the knife is clean.
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Norah
Philadelphia Ledger
Wordplay Mirrors Royal Laughter In Old Chicago Note
A duke writes a flirtatious letter to a nobleman's daughter. The father replies with a pun filled retort about flour and dough, to which the duke's lines are shown as misread. The Chicago News frames the exchange as humorous miscommunication.
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Chicago News
Miss Roxley and the fortune hunter in a playful exchange
A string of light hearted quips and comic exchanges from multiple papers. The foxy fortune hunter asks Miss Roxley to marry, the heiress counters with coy humor, and a witty remark follows about marriage and luck. Other jokes touch on curative eggs and gossips.
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Roxley
Fortune Told in a Humorous Palm Reading
In a Chicago Record Herald vignette a fortune teller predicts a long life and a salary increase for a married man. The palm reader says the raise will be substantial, larger than his wife’s friends perceive, and the man leaves hopeful after paying two dollars.
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Chicago Record- Herald
Handling Small Sailboats A Sailors Guide Tips
Practical advice on lowering a main sail with proper hoop size and sequence. Tips cover lowering the throat and peak, shaking the sail, stopping a small boat by steering, and safely maneuvering toward docks or moorings. Also notes on centerboard use, staying off the mast, and towing with a strong painter at night.
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America
Safe Hit Elicits Base Running Praise In Courier Journal
An exchange from the Louisville Courier-Journal features a playful dialogue about a safe hit. The escort praises the play as fair, while the damsel quips the runner would have extended the hit if his base running were sharper, implying a two base advancement.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
The Duchess Philosophy at Cleveland Funeral Feast
A remark from Sir Algern on West Reminiscences recalls the old Duchess of Cleveland inviting a relative to her husband’s funeral and telling him to bring his gun, saying the pheasants must be shot as they die.
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Duchess of Cleveland
Algernon West
No Resemblance Quip From Youthful Boarder and Idiot
A playful exchange features a youthful boarder claiming similarity between women and cats. The cheerful idiot retorts that a woman cannot run up a telegraph pole while a cat cannot run up a millinery bill.
Chamberlains Cough Remedy Proclaimed Effective Cold Cure
An advertisement extols Chamberlains Cough Remedy for colds and grip as a quick, reliable cure that supports natural healing. It claims pneumonia prevention, notes no narcotics, and states Evans Drug Company sells it for all ages.
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Evans Drug Company
City Fire Alarm Boxes Listed with Locations
A list provides box numbers and exact locations for city fire alarm boxes. Entries include Box 4 at Young and Thomas, Box 5 at B and Cleveland, Box 7 at Terrace Avenue and D Street, and others such as Box 12 Boone and King, Box 31 Franklin School, and Box 45 Western Cooperage. Several imaginary boxes marked with an asterisk are also noted.
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Young and Thomas
North Aberdeen
Cleveland Streets
Highland Home
Terrace Avenue
D Street
High School
Wilson Bros’ Mill
S. E. Slade Mill
Market
F Streets
How to ease burns with Chamberlain's Salve
Advice on treating burns or scalds at home. Chamberlain's Salve applied to a soft cloth relieves pain almost instantly and, if the injury is not severe, promotes healing without a scar. Sold by Evans Drug Company.
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Chamberlain
Evans Drug Company
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