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Newspaper
Aberdeen Herald
Location
Aberdeen, Washington, United States of America
Date
Mar 08, 1906
Page
7
An advertisement claims spring illnesses arise from impure blood and promotes Hood's Sarsaparilla as a cleansing remedy. It praises permanent cures for boils pimples and fatigue by improving stomach liver kidneys and skin function and urges buying Hood's at druggists with 100 doses for one dollar in liquid or tablet forms.
A joke scene contrasts apartment flat and tenement with a janitor and judge weighing how many children make a tenement. A caller questions charges for pulling feet and dental gas versus electric light costs.
N H Brewer recalls Cooperstown childhood where children harassed author Fenimore Cooper with apples and disdain, while Cooper’s austere manner and walking stick fed the rift. He never read Cooper’s works, yet treasures the boyhood memory of dislike toward the novelist. Old jokes about school discipline follow.
Algy and Charles discuss a tailor's service with payment in advance. The exchange frames a minor domestic moment about fitting and payment in a light theatrical tone.
The aging Empress Haruka is praised for her lifelong devotion to literature charity and national causes. She leads charitable work and Red Cross efforts while remaining a beloved figure at court festivals and among poets. She also chairs a poetry competition tied to three yearly celebrations.
A humorous Cleveland Plain Dealer anecdote centers on a job interviewer asking an applicant her age. She inquires about relevance to the role, then learns the question was a ruse for the interviewer’s wife. The exchange ends with the applicant stating her age as Tam 47, earning a smile and four dimples.
A ballroom joke on dances ends with a stout lady declining a partner called a cart. A later overheard remark leads to a sharp reply about being no donkey-cart. London Tit-Bits notes the humorous exchange and a teething product plug appears in another fragment.
An advertisement touts Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer claiming permanent cures with no fits or nervousness after the first day of use. It invites readers to send for a free trial bottle and treatise from Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd. in Philadelphia.
A reader note promotes Trall's Catarrh Cure as the only positive cure for catarrh a chronic constitutional disease. The ad claims internal action by affecting mucus in the system and offers testimonials and a money back guarantee.
Druggists offer PAZO ointment claiming it relieves itching burning bleeding and prolapsed piles within 14 days. Customer guaranteed refund if not cured and product advertised with bold clinical style. Local readers warned to try this treatment after other remedies failed.
A dialogue from historical papers shows Nebb and Dedbete discussing Lazymark and a $4 loan. Samoo questions Mark Anthony about a chicken, and Mark Anthony asserts he found the chicken hidden in Nebb’s coop.
In the Ohio State Journal a curious line asks for a substantial inducement and a proud mother to speak for the gentleman. The note quips about the gentleman hitting a penny and frames a playful exchange in a period tone.
In a garbled note from Harper's Bazaar a speaker named Briggs claims operation on Wall Street, Griggs calls it a great mistake, and mentions having been operated upon. The fragment hints at financial or personal injury themed chatter without clear details.
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