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Newspaper

Aberdeen Herald

Location

Aberdeen, Washington, United States of America

Date

Jun 05, 1902

Page

7

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Cure for Eczema

The advertisement explains eczema as reddening itching oozing and scaling and claims Hood's Sarsaparilla removes humors causing the condition. It asserts radical permanent cures for skin eruptions and promotes Hood's Pills as a cathartic at 25 cents.

Hood

This Year Will Be Greatest in Our History

The Indianapolis News quotes a bold boast as a local theme, claiming confidence that the current year will outshine all previous ones. A reporter notes the public appetite for optimism and momentum in civic or business circles.

Indianapolis News

Niagara Falls Quip Highlights Water and Noise

A brief Chicago News quip contrasts Niagara Falls water flow with noise, noting the insufficient water to drown the sound. The exchange plays on the tourist image of the falls and the comic banter about what is “queer” about it.

Gyer Myer Chicago News

Twine Market Shows Firm Prices and Rising Imports

The market for twine remains firm with prices unlikely to drop as fiber imports into the United States reach nearly 23 million dollars in the first nine months of the fiscal year. Buyers are urged to stock up while prices hold, as major suppliers have secured all available twine for the coming harvest.

United States Northwest

New Remedy Lecithine Said To Aid Nerve Disease Cure

German physicians test lecithine based treatment for nerve disorders and malnutrition. Reports claim lecithine and its compounds promote weight gain and growth as part of a new medical approach.

Proposal Sparks Mixed Reactions In Chicago Post

A brief exchange reveals that one party expected a proposal before, while the other was not surprised by the current proposal. The Chicago Post records the witty dialogue on relationships and timing.

Chicago Post

Birthplace of Empress Josephine on volcanic Martinique

The article recalls Martinique's ruinous volcanic history and notes Marie Josephine Tascher de la Pagerie, born in 1753 in Troissers, to a naval officer father and Rose Claire des Verges de San nois mother, destined for the Napoleonic court.

Martinique Pompeii Josephine Napoleon Bonaparte Blois France Martiique Troissers Marquis de Beauharnais Rose Claire Des Verges de Sannois Colonies Marie Josephine Rose Tascher de la Pagerie

Josephine and the Napoleonic Era A Chronicle of Fame

A mosaic of historical reminiscences and light vignettes. The piece links Josephine’s youthful charm and later trials with European eyes on her boundless devotion to Napoleon and her ultimate resting place at Rueil. It also touches on society’s fascination with royalty and a curious anecdote about the Prince of Wales.

Josephine France Viscount de Beauharnais Napoleon Bonaparte Maria Louisa Napoleon Europe Malmaison Rueil

Too much water in milk causes thirsty cows

A Baltimore News item quotes a housewife accusing milk with excess water. The milkman explains farmers added salt to cows to make them thirsty, and notes a new farmer's man has been hired.

Baltimore News

Family fortunes hinge on a railroad magnate’s wife

A wry Life quip weighs marriage fortunes across three daughters. The first two marry a poet and an artist, while the third’s husband, a railroad magnate, provides support, prompting the punchline that the first two are most fortunate.

Highblower Dimpleton

Dundonald the Inventor and His Canadian Mission

The Earl of Dundonald arrives in Canada leading Dominion troops. A decorated South Africa veteran, he is noted for military inventions including the Dundonald gun carriage. He wed Miss Winnifred Hesketh, Welsh heiress of Gwyrch Castle near Abergele.

Earl of Dundonald Canada South Africa Dundonald Winnifred Hesketh Gwyrch Castle Abergele

How It Was Done

A playful exchange over romance ends with the sporty girl and the foxy suitor matching wits. He wins her with a compliment as she tests his promise, leaving a light note of clever courtship.

Chicago Post

Arm Amputation Recounts in Irish Dialect Exchange

In a Philadelphia Press snippet, Cassidy and Casey exchange grim humor after Cassidy loses his arm in an accident. Cassidy jokes that the amputated limb already hurt, while Casey laments the misfortune and the rough luck they face together.

Casey Cassidy Philadelphia Press

Trusts Exchange Dialogue Sparks Witty Quip

A clerical looking man in a rusty coat warns against trusting riches. The amorous figure responds with a pun about putting riches in trusts, prompting a brief exchange of humor and wordplay.

Table Talk on artificial honey from artificial bees

Mrs Kidder and Mr Kidder discuss the source of artificial honey identifying it as produced by artificial bees from artificial flowers in a Philadelphia Press quotation.

Camel Referred to as Automobile of the Desert

A traveler notes the camel is valuable in sandy wastes and the Arab calls it the automobile of the desert, highlighting a vivid simile from Golden Penny.

Desert

Modest Request to Senator Deboe About Government Documents

An omnivorous reader from Kentucky asked Senator Deboe for every government document since establishment. Deboe replied the freight cars are busy, implying cannot supply at this time. The Washington Post notes the humorous exchange reflecting bureaucratic delays.

Kentucky Deboe Washington Post

German Bicycle Factories Face Narrow Profit Line

Only six of Germanys bicycle factories paid dividends last year while fifteen large plants near bankruptcy. The industry faces a bleak outlook as production costs rise and demand weakens across major markets.

Germany

Recent Judicial Decisions Across State Courts

A survey of decisions affirms police power validity of a two mile sheep grazing restriction and rules a pedestrian injured by a sidewalk hole is not negligent for talking to a companion. It covers negotiability of notes with trustee names, notice duties of notaries, injury recovery after a car derailment, rightful beneficiary despite divorce, fruit packaging regulations void for overreach, and rail company duties on steep grades. The cases span Idaho Iowa Nebraska New Jersey California Seattle and other jurisdictions.

Sifers Central State Bank Spurlin Iowa L. Ht. A Fox Citizens’ Banking and T. Company Tenn Tuttle Atlantic City Supreme Court of California Courtois Grand Lodge Pace Chicago Burian Seattle Electric Company Pacific Reporter

Lunatic Car Compartment on Brooklyn Train

A Brooklyn man seeks shade from sun in a private end car compartment on a Fort Jefferson bound train. A brakeman reveals the room used for violent lunatics, sparking laughter until the traveler slips away to another car at a rural stop.

Brooklyn Eagle Fort Jefferson Kings Park

Butter Pronunciation Tale by Senator Depew

The Washington Post shares a butter story where Senator Depew recounts a high class restaurant scene. A guest asks how to pronounce oleomargarine and a waiter replies I pronounce it butter or I lose my job.

Depew Gaiety of Nations Palace of Pleasure Washington Post

To Fill Out a Thin Face Advised in Journal

The Ladies' Home Journal suggests a regimen to thicken a thin face. Eat nourishing foods drink warm milk and sleep a great deal. It also advises developing the whole body and massaging the face to improve appearance.

Ladies’ Home Journal

Even if a man is a poor thinker he may be a good whistler

A brief saying notes that cleverness in thinking does not determine skill in whistling, suggesting practical talent can exist independently of intellectual acuity. It presents a reflective judgment on personal ability.

Prince of Wales Marlborough House Royal Residence Royal

Hidden Inference on Vision Height and Distances

This passage explains a rule for line of sight on Earth. It notes that to view objects 100 miles away one must be at 6 667 feet above sea level. It gives a formula linking observer height to sight distance and ends with a sales pitch for Hamlin's Wizard Oil as a pain relief product.

Irreparable Loss From Fire Destroys Heirlooms

Mrs Woodb laments that a disastrous fire wiped out all family heirlooms. Mrs Peppery questions insurance coverage as the Philadelphia Press notes the ruin.

Bright thoughts and memory Koan in Indianapolis News

A short exchange notes a speaker who admits limited talkativeness yet claims many bright thoughts. A companion replies that such reflection shows good memory. The quip reflects lighthearted urban commentary from the Indianapolis News.

Indianapolis News

Allen's Foot-Ease Promotion for Foot Pain Relief

Shake Into Your Shoes. Allen's Foot-Ease powder cures painful swollen smarting feet and relieves corns and bunions. Available at all druggists for cents. Accept no substitute. Trial package free. Address Allen S Olmsted LeRoy NY.

Allen Allen S Olmsted LeRoy, N. Y

Fashionable Dog Collars Featuring Coral Beads and Imitation Pearls

The article describes collars made with coral bead rows and a large brilliants clasp. It also notes a dramatic imitation pearl collar with a vampire like front buckle, blue enamel wings and eyes outfitted with red stones.

Yellow River shifted course twenty two times in century

The Yellow River altered its course twenty two times in the past hundred years. Its current mouth lies about 600 miles from the 1800 outlet, reflecting dramatic riverine changes over time.

Violin Solo Sparks Mixed Reactions in Yonkers

A Yonkers Statesman humorous quote recalls Uncle Joseph's lukewarm take on a violin solo while preferring a full hull band sound. The page also notes Mothers favor Mrs Winston's Soothing Syrup for teething children.

Jospeh Yonkers Statesman Mrs. Winston

Wedding Rehearsal Sparks Anxiety in Couple

A young man questions the risk of marriage while the maid fears the lapse. The Philadelphia Record notes the couple consider another wedding rehearsal to ease their fears.

Philadelphia Record

Hall's Catarrh Cure and laundry equipment reach far

The advertisement touts Hall's Catarrh Cure as a blood purifying internal remedy not a quack medicine. It claims endorsement by a leading physician and notes testimonials are available. Also described is an American firm shipping a complete steam laundry outfit to Vladivostok capable of processing 4,000 linen pieces daily with washers, wringers, and a large manifold.

S.S.S Hall F. J. Cheney & CO Toledo Halls Vladivostovk Siberia

Peruna touted as cure for catarrh by medical expert

Medical Examiner Llewellyn Jordan testifies to Peruna's effectiveness saying one month of use yields dramatic health improvements. An offer to send a free book by Dr. Hartman explains catarrh as a systemic disease cured by this treatment. Readers are invited to write for free advice and further information.

Br. Llewellyn Jordan Llewellyn Jordan U.S. Treasury Department Columbia College West Point Peruni Peruna Hartman Peruna Medicine Co Columbus Ohio Gratis Harmtan Sanitarium

Shell Sing Hereafter in Sunday School Misadventure

A rosy haired Sunday school teacher, Miss Frisbee, faints after a precocious pupil prods her to sing. The rector signals for hymn singing as the organ plays and the class bellows ready sing causing a dramatic faint reaction.

Reddy

In Memory of Dr Johnson to Commemorate Strand Link

In memory of Dr Johnson a long association with the Strand in London is marked by placing a stained glass window in St Clement Danes chapel.

Dr. Johnson the Strand London St. Clement Dane's Chapel

Scared Amateur What Weather Means to a Child

The New York Journal playfully debates ice safety with a child asking if conditions are safe. The reply reassures that the ice seems safe yet cautions uncertainty about the weather ahead, reflecting lighthearted newspaper whimsy.

New York Journal

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