Troublesa of Little Boys and Schoolyard Jests
Dialogue and verses recount playful classroom moments and imagined ancient schooling versus modern lessons. Children improvise definitions of meter and fort, while teachers and mothers coax explanations and moral reflections about learning and behavior.
The Graft of a Sour Boy
Philip watches his grandfather graft fruit trees and a spectral figure appears in the haymow promising to graft the boy into a “good, sweet” child. A tense moment follows as Philip braces for a brutal transformation that may never come.
Old Man Reappears In Dream Like Return
Youth's Companion describes a surreal scene where an aging man awakens as a boy with laughing eyes. He wonders if his limbs are new and if he is now a good boy as Grandmother watches a playful, bustling revival of chores. The piece blends fantasy with domestic home imagery.
Mothers Guide on Children Choosing Friends
The article urges mothers to monitor their children's friendships both in and out of school. It advises gentle intervention to discourage undesirable associations while allowing natural, voluntary friendships to develop. It warns against abrupt cuts that provoke resentment and emphasizes careful, calm guidance.
Desert Lighthouse A Lifesaving Pole in Arizona
A lone canyon oasis hosts a tall cottonwood pole lantern serving desert travelers. Tended by Joseph Drew, the beacon guides night wanderers to a hidden water source, saving at least one man and signaling safety rather than danger in the vast desert.
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Arizona Desert
Marihers
Joseph Drew
Life Game Quixote: Men Play Without Trump Cards
A humorous remark notes many men play the game of life without any trump cards. The line suggests persistence amid disadvantage, likening daily struggles to facing life with no special edge.
Modern marriage and women in society debated in period prose
Collier's Weekly contemplates a society where marriage is carefully chosen by both sexes and asks how husbands and wives would differ if men sought homemaker qualities and women imagined a ten year later partner. It also cites Arizona’s lack of wives and critiques women’s athletic roles in colleges.
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Collier's Weekly
Home care tips and a portrait of Miss Gladys Deacon
The article offers household hints on cleaning, ironing, broom care, and protecting wooden bowls with hot lard, plus a long note on Miss Gladys Deacon. It mentions her likeness and prior rumored engagements to the Duke of Norfolk and the German crown prince as gossip surrounding the American beauty.
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Hlerewith
Gladys Deacon
Edward Parker Deacon
Edward Abeille
Cannes
France
Miss Deacon
Duke of Norfolk
Earl Marshal
England
Crown Prince
Germany
Care of House Plants Detects Insect Pests In Cold Weather
Colder weather raises fire heat and aridity, inviting pests on house plants. Green fly and red spider threaten Salvias fuchsias roses and carnations. Frequent cold water syringing deters red spider while tobacco water or finely powdered tobacco removes green fly.
One Way to be Attractive for Housewives
A guide urges housekeepers to spend ten minutes daily on personal attractiveness. It recommends nightly facial care with soap, rosewater, glycerine, and lemon juice to achieve rosy, smooth skin and fade freckles tan and wrinkles.
New four in hand knot stock enhances neckwear styles
A fashion note from Woman's Home Companion outlines a chic neckwear trend using a long two yard ribbon tied in a four in hand knot at the front with a trailing bow. Plain ribbons may be lightly trimmed or decorated with tiny buttons or embroidery, though the ribbons themselves shine.
Social Rules for Korean Women in Classical Society
The article describes strict social expectations in Corea where respectable women stay home, are veiled when outside, and upper-class women travel only in a covered sedan chair at night. It notes a curfew once rang at 8 pm to clear streets for women who must go out, as recently as under thirty years ago.
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Corea
Ivy
Mystery of Mamma’s Disappearance Explained
A Washington Star line notes the puzzling case of a mother’s vanishing is clarified. Meandering Mike critiques the paper’s value while Plodding Pete discusses the appetite of the rich for such stories.
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Mike
Pete
Rent-collecting Hob0 Seeks Help From Stranger
A shabby hobo asks a prosperous man for a few pennies. The man inquires about the hobo's job and the reply reveals the hobo has been collecting rents for some time, exposing a sly ruse.
Marble Column Erected Over Deceased Jokesmith
A humorous tale in which friends discuss a marble column for a departed jokesmith. One quip links the carving to the man’s craft with a pun on a joke maker’s trade.
The Old, Old Story in a Picaresque Exchange
A sentimental maid asks if poems were sent to magazines. The long-hatred verse carpenter replies he sent them only as proof of good faith, not necessarily for publication.
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Carpenter
Ravages of Time and a Deacon Nephew Quip
A light exchange between a deacon and his nephew recalls aging and fate. The elder remarks that even hair is numbered, while the nephew jokes that the count barely takes time for him.
Smith Gotrox dies worth over a million without a will
Smith Gotrox died leaving an estate valued over a million with no will. Jones asks why and Smith answers that he intended heirs to receive wealth rather than benefits to lawyers.
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Smith
Gotrox
Jones
Eclipsed exchange on political money and get rich schemes
A Philadelphia Press clipping shows a political boss mocked for money in politics and a contrast between American ambition and English skepticism. The piece features banter about earnings, influence, and foreign marriage wealth as examples of excess.
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Philadelphia Press
Tailor Made Gown Sparks Witty Exchange in Shop
In a bustling ready to wear department a genial manager extols a tailor made gown for service. A young lady customer coolly responds she is not going out to service. An urchin at the pedal extremity offers a witty interruption about meters.
Wedding Gift Turns Into Family Change
A Philadelphia Press quote portrays a wedding moment where Richman’s daughter wed, prompting speculation whether the house loses a daughter or gains a son-in-law, framing family ties and household status as a humorous measure of change.
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Richman
Philadelphia Press
Cold Comfort
Mr Slimpurse compliments the daughter as an excellent cook and house keeper. The Old Lady asserts she has taught her to manage housekeeping to properly direct a retinue of servants.
Proposal Dismissed by Socially Elevated Miss Roxley
Mr Nervey asks Miss Roxley to marry him but she rejects the proposal citing her social station. He concedes he proposed for money, while she remains aloof. The exchange reflects class dynamics and wealth as motives.
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Mr. Nervey
Miss Roxley
Philadelphia Press
Woodley's tabaret description in a cryptic call
A speaker improvises a line about heading to Woodley's to obtain a tabaret. He describes a tabaret as a wide low table like a low platform with angular corners, standing shin high in the dark in Philadelphia.
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Woodley’s
Philadelphia Press
Dreaming of a Bill and Pie in Ostend
Strange Fancy speaks of medicine causing dreams while a patient recalls settling a bill. Envy, a witty George, notes the patient’s habit of meals among strangers at Ostend, where the boy imagines pie portions and luck.
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George
Ostend
Rumor of Engagement Sparks Attention Around Miss Elder Leigh
In gossip columns, Priscilla and Lieutenant Huggins appear attentive to Miss Elder Leigh as Melicent notes her skirmishing to precipitate an engagement. The chatter suggests social maneuvering during a period of courtship rumors.
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Priscilla
Huggins
Elderleigh
Melicent
Funny Fragments and Jests From the Newsroom
A collection of humorous snippets and quips from Chicago News style items. A man dismisses a fire loss as not his concern while disputing coal ownership. A child reports a dachshund seen this morning and a joke about compulsory arbitration and education.
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Small Bobby
Chicago News
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