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Newspaper

Aberdeen Herald

Location

Aberdeen, Washington, United States of America

Date

Dec 31, 1903

Page

7

Inventor vows machine will be a grand success after rescue

Reporters hear the battered inventor declare his flying machine will be a magnificent success. He explains he has found the ailment and dismisses surgeons as he talks, signaling continued faith in his device. A Chicago Tribune note and Philadelphia Record quip about a roof top joke accompany the scene.

Chicago Trib

Hood's Sarsaparilla Adds Relief for Rheumatism

The ad claims rheumatism only loosens its grip temporarily from lotions and liniments. It argues that the root cause is an acid condition of the blood and promotes Hood's Sarsaparilla as a cure that has helped thousands.

Hood S.S. S

Ayer's Hair Vigor Promises Hair Restorative Value

Ayer's Hair Vigor is billed as economical and effective for stopping hair loss stimulating growth and restoring color. The ad notes a bottle costs $1.00 and is available at all druggists.

Ayer J. C. Baxter Braidwood Ill

Time Talk at the Store and Father Time Debate

In a humorous dialogue a woman enters a shop while a man returns from errands. The scene shifts to Father Time considering abandoning the scythe and suggesting an alarm clock as a more fitting emblem, with Aurora commenting.

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Father Time Aurora

Echoes and Romance in Newspaper Jokes and One-Liners

A collage of comic exchanges and wry quips from several papers. Snippets cover proposals at 8:45 and 9:15, a pension joke about naturalization, a joke about for sale signs, purse and diamonds mislaid, and humorous reflections on spinster life and elopement.

Incoherent medical ads and quack cures in early papers

A jumble of patent medicine claims and humorous quips appears with ads for Dr Line's nerve bend and Hall's Catarrh Cure. The page mixes testimonials and jokes about suffrage, teething, and a few brand names like Fitts and Allen's Foot Ease.

Wast & Truax Toledo Walding Kinnan & Marvin All Fruggista Hall Philadelphia Press

Not Claptrap and the Debut of Alessandro Salvini

Young Alessandro Salvini overcomes fear and nerves to deliver a stirring Charge of the Light Brigade at a Yonkers charity event. Clara Morris notes his quick recovery from a misstep and his rescue of the moment with a bold gesture, insisting he is no claptrap.

Tomaso Salvini Clara Morris Yonkers Light Brigade Alessandro The Broadway Pueblo Col Denver

Capable Wife and a Dusty Millionaire

A conversation shows Mr. Jenkins praising his resourceful wife who fetches bread from a bakery when needed. A tale follows of Pueblo’s smoky skies and a traveler mistaking as a coal worker, revealing a joke about a millionaire in distress after a Pueblo snowstorm.

Mr. Jenkins Pueblo

Discriminating Cow Chides Fashionable Visitor

A young woman boarding at a farmhouse tells the farmer of a cow’s savage behavior toward her. The farmer quips that the cow reacts to her red waist. The girl expresses shock at the animal’s notice of her attire, noting the outfit is out of fashion.

Chicago News

What He Thought: Windows Shuttered. Landlord Reports Loss

The fragment notes blinds drawn at a residence yesterday and a remark about loss. Judy and London are referenced, with mention that the landlord has information or loss to report. The piece presents a terse, dialogue style typical of a columned note.

London Judy

Too Practical. Rese-Why did you break off your engagement with Jack

Nell answers that she ended the engagement after asking him to guess her age and he did. The exchange reads as a playful yet decisive moment in their relationship.

Harker Philadelphia Record Puck Georgie Brooklyn Billy Bloobumper Rese Jack Nell

Peruna praised by Sisters of Charity and public figures

Letters from Sisters of Charity and Congressman Meekison endorse Peruna for catarrh and throat ailments. Dr. Hartman founded Peruna, promoted through free almanac and nationwide appeals.

Sisters of Charity Peruna Hartman United States Detroit Mich Peruna Medicine Co Columbus Ohio Meekison Napoleon, Ohio The Columbus, C

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