Motley opinions and tips in Aberdeen Herald humor column
The Aberdeen Herald canvasses a mix of satirical observations and local notes from Chicago and beyond. It jokes about politicians money power and social quirks while warning investors about Arizona mining stock scams and noting the Hesse Diet proposal taxing bachelors more than married men.
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Matrimonial Market in Hesse Sparks Social Debate
An editorial lampoons Hesse’s dull marriage market and blames bachelors and damsels, urging a detailed Diet inquiry into causes. It cites Alameda's Divorced Men's Club and argues love may outpace judgment, praising experiential learning over caution in matrimony.
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Elis Cupid
Ihyimen
Alameda
California
Schopenhauer
President Kruger and the Transvaal in the British debate
The article depicts President Kruger as a blunt cautious Boer leader who resists Cecil Rhodes and Joseph Chamberlain through inertia. It praises his restraint as a strategic counter to imperial energies, noting his quiet life near Pretoria and his slow speeches while contrasting him with British figures and Gladstone’s moral politics.
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England
Kruger
Transvaal
Cecil Rhodes
Chanmidberlain
South Africa
Cape
Tie
Pretoria
Ife
Mr. Rhodes
Mr. Chamberlain
Dr. Jameson
Mr. Gladstone
Old Long Island Eagle Tree Erwatches Decline In Moriches
The historic East Moriches oak, known as the eagle tree, houses bald eagles since the 1800s. A railroad nearby forced their departure, they returned until a hunter wounded the male, killing him at the tree base. The landowner says the tree’s rights predate his ownership and it will not be cut down.
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Long Island
East Moriches
S. I
New York Sun
Disasters at Sea Hit Foreign Vessels in American Waters
Thirty six foreign vessels with a total tonnage of 57 556 suffered disasters in American waters last year according to maritime records.
Southern Mob Lynches Four Negroes Across Four Cities
Reports describe lynchings in Port Gibson Mississippi and Grant Parish Louisiana. Bill Wilson was discovered hanged in a county jail cell with bullet wounds as officials learned of the event too late. In Naytehai Creek Max Singleton’s mutilated body was found after he sought food at a planter’s home, with sparse details on capture and execution.
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Port Gibson
Miss
Bill Wilson
Wilson
Hermanville
New Orleans
Grant Parish
Naytehai Creek
Max Singleton
O. W. Boyett
Lynch mob hangs man in Tennessee crime case
Nashville report states Will Chambers, a Black man, was lynched near Bellbuckle after being arrested for allegedly assaulting a 14 year old girl, the daughter of William Watson. The victim identified him and remains in critical condition.
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Nashville
Tenn
Will Chambers
William Watson
Bellbuckle
Lynching in Clem Ga Over Attempted Assault
Will McClure a Black man was lynched this afternoon in Clem Georgia for an attempted assault on Mrs George A Moore wife of a Carroll county farmer. Local authorities reported the mob acted without formal justice and the case ends in tragedy.
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Clem
Will McClure
George A. Moore
Carroll County
Klondike king Alexander McDonald declares insolvency
San Francisco report says Klondike pioneer Alexander McDonald files for insolvency in Dawson with liabilities around 6 million dollars. Assets are uncertain. he expects ultimate value near 20 million. His bride, Margaret Chisholm, remains with cautious optimism as creditors claim his mining and trading interests.
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Times-Herald
San Francisco
Alexander McDonald
The
Klondike
Dawson
McDonald
al Iost
Margaret Chisholm
London
Tacoma
Dawson City
England
Far North
Colorado
Crop Failure in Russia Reported by Odessa Consul
Washington Aug 14 The state department received a report from Consul Henal at Odessa noting crop failure across many European Russian provinces is more serious than commonly admitted. Authorities are taking energetic steps to address the situation with famine districts mapped and government informed of district losses.
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Washington
State Department
Henal
Odessa
War Preparations in India Dispatch of 12 000 Troops
Bombay Aug 14 preparations near completion for sending 12 000 troops to South Africa. Transports ready in Indian waters. If war breaks out troops to be embarked simultaneously in Bombay Karachi and Calcutta. All Coos county sawmills running, Empire mill hoped to restart.
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Bombay
South Africa
Indian
Karacheen
Calcutta
Coos County
Empire
Science and Industry Miscellany From 1808 to 1899
A survey of varied facts notes 1808 had 53 Saturdays, a Youngstown slot machine firm earned 15000 on 200 machines, and turkeys live about 10 years while geese reach 50. It cites low marriage rates linked to child mortality, German paper teeth, falcon mail carriers, and long sleep patterns of centenarians. It also lists Chicago river shipping in 1898 and 1888, and Calumet harbor vessel counts.
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Youngstown
Germany
Chicago River
Calumet Harbor
Alum Powders Deemed Poison By Doctors Hygienists Urge Action
Doctors warn alum is poisonous and alum baking powders render food unwholesome. Hygienists urge state action to suppress them. Minnesota Wisconsin ban alum powders unless labeled. DC prohibits alum in bread. Households should avoid powders under 25 cents per pound and seek cream of tartar powders about 45 to 50 cents.
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Minnesota
Wisconsin
District of Columbia
Congress
Ghurka Troop Tales From Europe in Blackwood’s
Three Fifth Ghurkas trained by Swiss guides in the 1890s travel with British officers. They are cheerful, popular, and recount their Europe experiences including ships and flying fish. One fish lands on deck and Karbir and Amar Sing joke about not revealing the story to preserve their veracity.
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Bruce
Martin Conway
Europe
Karbir
Amar Sing
New Girl Asks for Shoes From Mrs De Styles
In a brief exchange the New Girl asks Mrs De Styles to order shoes while down town. Mrs De Styles hesitates noting size unknown and questions wearability. The New Girl confirms she can wear them, warning shoes shrink after getting wet.
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Mrs. de Style
Mrs. de Styles
Summer Coatuming Advocates Simple Summer Dress
An elderly boardinghouse resident at breakfast proclaims she does not believe in girls wearing cuff clothes in hot weather and insists her two daughters wear negligent coats all summer, provoking a sharp reply from her daughter as a fox terrier scampers in the basement.
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Washington Post
Labori Shot En Route to Court in Narrow Lane Attack
Maitre Labori, counsel for Dreyfus, was shot in the back as he walked to court. He fell and lay motionless. doctors feared he would die as the bullet lodged in his stomach. Two assailants fled after firing from a revolver in a secluded lane near the Vilaine river.
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Maitre Labori
Dreyfus
M. Labori
Lycee
Vilaine
Labori
British official tours Fort Stevens defenses at Columbia
At Fort Stevens Oregon on August 2 the secretary of war ordered Col Lee to inspect the Columbia defenses. Lee and his escort visited Fort Stevens Scarborough head Fort Columbia and other coast works completing inspections of major US fortifications. He praised the engineering and guns behind masonry walls and noted the data gathered could prove valuable if war breaks out.
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Fort Stevens
Astoria
Lee
Columbia
George S. Wendel
Oregon
Washington
Scarborough Head
Fort Columbia
Columbia River
Posthurricane Efforts Continue in Ponce Puerto Rico
Aug 15 report from Ponce notes peaceful citizenry amid disaster aftermath. Officials oversee food distribution and urgent repairs to bridges and roads while daily wages are paid. Merchants and planters foresee numerous failures as two steamers Australia and Vasco were wrecked by the hurricane.
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Ponce
Porto Rico
Australia
Vasco
ATLIN MINERS CLAIM CANADIAN EXCLUSION ACT COSTLY
American miners in British Columbia claim losses totaling 10 million dollars after developing claims under BC law before being barred by a Canadian exclusion act. James Hamilton Lewis, counsel for the miners, seeks arbitration before the joint high commission and cites projected damages up to 26 million dollars. In the Dominican Republic, 1200 insurgents crossed the Yaque river under mitrailleuse fire with 18 government fatalities. General Jimenez’s and General Torrido Garcia are tied to the movement and Cuban involvement is noted.
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the Tribune
Washington
James Hamilton Lewis
Seattle
State Department
British Columbia
Dominion
Lewis
Joint High Commission
Cape Hapstien
Yaque
Banica
Neyba
Jiminez
Torrido Garcia
Cuba
Revolutionary Movement
War Secretary Appeals for Aid to Porto Rico
Secretary of War Elihu Root asks cities to raise private funds and organize relief for hurricane devastated Porto Rico. The McPherson will transport rice beans and other food, with future ships planned as reports detail widespread destruction and 100000 homeless.
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Washington
Porto Rico
Pherson
New York
Thia
Part
Ico
United States
Spain
United State
Porto Ris
McPherson
York
Eliau Root
War Department
Davis
Fonce
Walla
Attrand
Boers Threaten War Costs With Damaging Johannesburg Claims
A London Boer dispatch via the Standard and Digge News warns Britain of war risks and Boer plans to destroy mines and machinery to ruin Johannesburg as a milling center. It predicts English victory but at a heavy cost to thousands, and cites proposals for Uitlander representation to avert intervention. Relics voyage reports return from Cliffdwellers in Colorado with findings of ancient dwellings near Santa Fe River, noting 1600 rooms and a 34030 foot ice artifact.
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England
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Los Angeles
George L. Cole
Colorado
New Wes
Santa Fe
Espanol
Fragmentary Historic News Snippet Amid War Era Mentions
A garbled OCR fragment references various historic war era terms and places including Japan, America, Georgia, and Carlisle. It hints at strikes, politics, and military actions but is largely unreadable with multiple broken phrases and nonsensical sequences.
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