A Drummer Teaches a Town a Mail Order Moral
A Midwest town gathering at a hotel learns from a traveling salesman how mail order buying drains local trade. A farmer reveals he bought matches and a pipe by mail, only to discover local merchants offer similar items for less with better service, highlighting economic impact on town growth.
Store Closed Signs Upend Towns in Sheriff Tactics
Patrons of mail order houses live mainly in towns where the sheriff rapidly posts "Store Closed" signs. The practice suggests a wave of closures tied to enforcement actions and local commerce strain, reflecting a broader pattern of rural mail order reliance.
Humor and Philosophy by Duncan M. Smith
A poem and anecdote style piece exploring humorous verse about a man pursuing a chicken farm and profits. It includes a facing exchange where a restaurant owner reminds a struggling author he owes payment and the author jokes about a pay on digestion system. The collection ends with a line about hard work being the philosopher's stone.
Guarded Against Exuberant Orator Sparks Mock Debate
A political speaker declares independence from control while a bystander coolly suggests a roommate’s possible confinement. The exchange unfolds with sharp irony as the scene plays out in a crowded public setting.
They Help Some Swollen Fortunes to Reduce Swellings
Quote reflects concern over large fortunes and national impact. It notes owners' sons taking steps to lessen the swellings while actions remain limited.
Home Trade Hints From The Home Builder
A column urges buying locally to save postage and gain prestige. It argues that shopping at home stores keeps money in town and criticizes mailing money to big city mail order houses. The piece mocks those who complain about local stores after ordering from afar.
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Brother Hines
Big City
Tide Tables Note for Astoria Oregon Reference Port
Government compiled tide tables for Astoria Oregon provide high and low water times. Instructions indicate adjustments for nearby harbors Willapa Bay South Bend Grays Harbor Clatsop Beach and other points. Readers should use the listed adjustments to determine exact tide times for each location.
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South Bend
Oyaterville
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Two Outs Exchange Among Friends
Brief exchange notes casual plans and timing around a call from Jenks. One person recalls being out when he called and the other confirms they were in briefly before he left, mentioning a small amount. No further context or event details provided.
Pert Paragraphs on Social Satires and Salacious Snippets
A playful column riffing on New Year resolutions fashion notes and social manners. It pokes fun at jokes about originality, beaches, tipping, and the ethics of antique dealers. The piece closes with a caution about mining profits and seasoned furniture.
How to Attract Home Trade Ad Advice
A persuasive note urging merchants to support and advertise in the local paper to attract home trade. It argues that residents shop via mail order catalogs and may overlook newspapers, urging persistent advertising to capture local customers and keep trade from leaving to distant sellers. It stresses the newspaper as a home industry and promotional tool.
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Merchant
Mr Brown of Shopless Town in Distress Over Missing Goods
Mr Brown of Shopless Town laments the loss of shops and post offices. Merchants closed last year and wandered to trading places. mail order trusts thrived, leaving him unable to buy food or clothes or even mail orders due to no stamps.
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Mr. Brown
Mr Brown
T. Sapp. JR
Fiegende Blatter and the Stolen Novel Title
A fictional editor condemns the theft of a complete novel save for its title. The author confronts the thief and questions the fate of the manuscript, raising themes of originality, ownership, and creative rescue.
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