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Newspaper

Wellington Times

Location

Wellington, New South Wales, Australia

Date

Dec 09, 1920

Page

9

Wit and Whimsy Skits in a Lively Pageant

A collage of quips and vignettes from a Cardiff letter box and everyday life. Jests on hunger strikes, the futility of worship, and human foibles parade through brief mock dialogues and pithy one liners. Names, places, and light social humor flavor the page.

Man Seeks Interest After Quitting Habits

A witty exchange reveals a man who quits smoking and drinking to please his partner. She responds with a blunt verdict that he now seems uninteresting, highlighting a humorous twist on self-improvement expectations.

Record of long cheering at US party conventions through history

The piece notes how at American party conventions cheering for candidates became a major feature. It cites Blaine in 1892, Roosevelt in 1908, Parker in 1904 as benchmarks, with clocked durations illustrating rival factions striving to outdo each other.

Blaine Roosevelt Judge Parker Eve Ie Jadleh Alls

North England miner bred dogs for hog fights

A North of England miner who fed prize dogs a toxic mixture labeled ketchup to heighten aggression is discovered when his wife reports sausages fried with the mislabeled substance causing the animals to convulse. The scene unfolds as she describes the alarming effects in the house.

England Howse-Bear Dass Cain Dhes

Kids outwit adults with arithmetic riddle

A teacher recalls a problem given to students about a rich man who leaves a million pounds to relatives and hospitals. A small pupil answers that the lawyer gets the rest, highlighting how children can see beyond adult assumptions and spot the legal twist in the will.

Scots Sunday Sabbath Curiosity Timed by Glasgow Trooper

A Glasgow Sunday encounter shows a tourist leaving a hotel eyed by a stern police constable who warns him that his cheerful mood may violate the Sabbath. The tourist protests, while the officer notes the look of happiness as if it were not a Sabbath.

Glasgow

Powerful Combination of Tim and Boston Lawyer

Tim, a protege of Mr. Black, a renowned Boston lawyer, was often in trouble but escaped severe penalties due to personal influence. He boasted that Black’s legal knowledge protected him, as he claimed to outsmart his attorney with what he knew about the law.

George Hal Tim Mr. Black Boston

Benevolent Schoolmaster Refits Needy Pupils Garments

A kind school master, moved by pity for poor pupils, buys new clothes for them at his own expense. One boy, seven, had worn knickers so tattered they barely covered his knees. After receiving fresh breeches, the boy asks to return the old ones so his mother can shorten them for his brother Tommy.

Tommy

Jack's Misunderstanding Turns Gravy into Grave Joke

Four year old Jack mistakes a song lyric about gravy for a sorrowful tune. His mother struggles to understand until she sings lines about the grave. Jack exclaims that the line was about gravy, not meat, ending the humorous exchange with a playful mishearing.

Jack Mamma

Oddities From History And Myths Of Many Lands

A collection of curious claims and facts from various cultures and eras. Topics include breeding cattle in Abyssinia, coffee consumption, whale weight, palm leaves, the Washington Monument, Chinese headmaking, and diverse beliefs about Eve, lions, and astrology.

Dialogue in a Railway Carriage Between Bounder and Stranger

A brief exchange unfolds in a railway carriage as Bounder speaks of words and the Stranger agrees that the phrasing is not quite right. The scene captures a moment of social bluff and linguistic play within a confined travel setting.

Bounder Strange

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