Fragments From A Humorous Mixed Nonsense Column
A collection of short anecdotes and punchlines involving a polite borrower, boxers in a betting bout, a wedding scene, a Dixie court quip about Walnut Street, and a lawyer’s puzzled witnesses. The pieces skim a variety of social vignettes with light humor and regional color.
How to Kill and Dress Chickens From a historic farming guide
Instructions detail chicken slaughter including brain destruction bleeding scalding plucking and cooling methods. The text shifts to a health report noting regional polio cases across Canada with Ontario leading in deaths and Montreal Toronto Vancouver totals.
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Qadice
British Columbia
Manitoba
Alberta
Saskatchewan
Nova Scotia
Newfoundland
Prince Edward Island
New Brounswick
Ontario
Quebec
Canada
Montreal
Toronto
Vancouver
The Neck of The Chicken Experiment in Byron California
A quirky local note from Byron California describes Lorenzo Armstrong trying a wingless chicken experiment. He built a hotser with low roots and feeding troughs breast high to keep necks down, hoping the birds would not grow, but the project stalled on a Saturday as the chickens backed down.
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Lorenzo Armstrong
Byron
Calif
United States
Armstrong
Absurd excuses about hypocrisy in church and society
A critic uses a parade of hypocrites to avoid faith, noting hypocrisy in church, business, lodges, marriage, and neighborhood while offering no real alternative. The piece mocks the idea that hypocrisy excuses belief and laments the nagging rationale.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Christ
Hell
Golfers Find Lost Balls After Kind Lady Suggestion
Two crack golfers search for their balls with no success. A kindly old lady finally offers to help. She hints she can reveal their whereabouts, prompting a humorous exchange about the hats and mirrors, ending with a joke about a woman and a room full of hats.
Confederation Life Cures for Cancer Hopeful Science Battle
A fragmented report notes science’s ongoing battle to find cancer cures and earlier detection as key to better outcomes. It cautions readers to see a doctor promptly if symptoms appear and warns against false cures and frauds.
Poliomyelitis death toll rises in Canada survey shows
The Canadian press survey shows poliomyelitis cases and deaths increasing last week with Ontario leading the rise. Officials report 377 total cases and six deaths across the country as health authorities monitor the outbreak.
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Canada
Ontario
Ring Lardner Dinner Patients Night Out Parody
Fragmentary dialogue mimics a medical scene with wordplay and misheard lines as a comic exchange. The piece centers on a nurse patient banter and a doctor figure, with spoofed questions about work and departure times.
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Ring’ Lardner
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